Big Congratulations & Jubilations To Sir Fat Reg & Partner !!!

So? How many threads are you allowed at the same time?

PS. So you don't share my lifelong passion for early electrical engineering?

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Originally posted by Nime:
So? How many threads are you allowed at the same time?

As has been the case for many months now Nime, me old stirrer of the mucky substances, I've limited 'myself' to only posting on 'one' thread, and once my executive power decides that a new thread will be born (as has just occurred) I'll only post on the newest jobby, thus, keeping you well up to date in all that's truly impotent in the world around you, though you yourself, may no doot have as many threads as you so wish? barring complaints that is; from either your fellow members, or God Forbid, an Administrator in person , innit


What's Macbeth then, sounds like a drink?

N.B. I wouldn't describe it as a passion, but have had the privelege of working in the distant past on old high voltage switch gear supplied by the likes of British Thomas Housten, South Wales SwitchGear, as well as more modern vacuum Asea circuit breakers, (very beautiful machines actually) in various substations & control rooms throughout the Eastern railway region, that is sipping juice off of the national grid, and converting it into train movement, though we naturally only had the right kind of leaves & snow in those days John, innit

(I was assisting the engineers amongst other things, great bunch of Chaps too, very diciplined in their work, just like Our Mick)

Have a nice thread (I'm sure you will) but I have an early meeting (again) and must leave you to simmer gently over your own hot coals.

Here's one for the oracle: Should social workers be prosecuted for failing to protect children?

Bye

quote:

Originally posted by Nime:
Have a nice thread (I'm sure you will) but I have an early meeting (again) and must leave you to simmer gently over your own hot coals.

Here's one for the oracle: Should social workers be prosecuted for failing to protect children?

Bye

If a 'working' legal system exists? any 'professional' Social worker, if found to be negligent and 'indiferent' should indeed be prosecuted, as Our Tony rightly says 'No deal at all, at all, is better than a bad one' and this I feel applies in this field as well, especially where children are involved, have a nice meeting, and my coals are very cold actually Boyo, innit

P.S. My definition of 'professional' is a person who either has years of experience in the field, and although not academically qualified to the full is paid for that responsibility (not self-employed) as they as as (if not more) capable as a graduate in the field, wether a beginner, or long in the tooth (who'll be more likely to be far more senior). This applies to IFA's as well as other jobs like Translators for instance, who may well have lots of 'experience' but do not get paid for the responsibility of the job. How many long term Bar staff think they can run a pub (business)? how many Consultants would last longer than 5 minutes in the real world using their own capital when starting their own firm? As a final point to this 'cold fusioned-mini-rant' the British Military for instance will promote a senior NCO, into a Commission place higher than that of a Sandhurst Grad for instance, ie, WO1 instantly becomes a Captain and not a 2nd Leui, and is paid accordingly (as well as being a good pension boost naturally, though Captain is a poor rank generally anyway) or so I hear? innit


Cold Shower Time, G'day

I think a good thread to add to the forum is

"WHICH WAS THE MOST BORING THREAD YOU HAVE EVER READ"

My friend ……..this thread may well have the great privilege of winning. At last a thread of some substance. A thread for all to remember…. Hooray!

May I ask a FEW questions?

DO HAVE EYES, SKIN OR HAIR?
DOES YOUR EMBEDDED MICRO CHIP ALLOW FOR EMOTIONS?
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BLOOD (DO YOU HAVE BLOOD)?

I hope your creator is working on that new micro chip. This one is rather cold, dated and YAWN.... very boring?

Do you get invited to many parties???

You obviously DONT GET OUT MUCH. I recommend going for that upgrade and try to integrate with more humans.

Veronika
Veronika

Never tell a woman she cannie cook:

Ronnie Old bean, ignore it then, obvious innit, and start the thread of your dreams yourself kid

As a lucky afterthought Ronnie Chuck, in hindsight I feel my most boringist thread of all time was probably the 'speeding on the M4 in Wiltshire' jobby, though it did amittedly have some in Notts too. As regards your party question; it depends on what you define as a party, and wether I indeed 'invite myself or not'. If you mean an annual drunken brawl disguised as a civilised evening, where boring Gobshites start WWIII every five minutes to get attention, usually more females than males in my experience, then the answer is a definate, NO! Been there done it too many times to mention:

Being a world class boring (though drunken with it) Gobshite myself, I can honestly say in all straightfacedness that I owe nobody a thing in this respect, I know how to behave in company, require nobody elses attention, and leave when I am bored, which is usually early, and enjoy posting on here (as said a dozen times or more) and care not wether people reply or not, and what people perceive, is indeed their own perfick right entirely, innit


It's not always easy being a member of the Public girl, issit

N.B. As Fredders and I once agreed upon. One may have the loveliest reproductive system (music) in the world, as well as a talent as a 'top' musician (with world class intsrument(s)) yourself to-boot; but this brilliant 'Copying' still doesn't pass for the real thing known as originality, no matter how you wish to package it, and pull the wool over both your own eyes, as well as that of your respective society, give me a junkie busker daan the Dilly anyday, as boring as that may seem, cos he/she are real, innit

quote:

Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
In his recent "Food Heroes" programme Rick Stein thought a supermarket battery turkey tasted better than a free range.

Marwellous doused in a French Cider Sauce (Disguised as Stwongbov) too, Cawwers me Auld expert of all tings Slurpy & Nosebaggy

Cheers, Fwitz being a hewo just for one day !

P.S. I hear they're having Twotters & Twuffles at tonight's big bash, Wicky'll be servin, as Joyce is ill

As the Candy Man Can, I wonder when he'll be nicked for peddlin dope, cos that's what it's all about, innit


Goodnight:

I'm not actually sure if it's the first time in modern history that the highly important Jewish celebration Hannukah; (Festival of light) falls on the very same day that Christians feast the birth of the Palestinian Jew himself? Probably be a great old party in the big Apple across the board anyway; though I suspect any folk wanting to worship in Jerusalem itself simply wont be able to? 'now't so strange as folk', is there by gum !°

Who's noticed the very very 'rare' US situation regarding the mother trade union, now not backing up the New York strikers in an affiliated one, after only two days? I have! and I bet a certain Mr Moore has too! could these strikers (irrespective of what one thinks of the action) be deemed 'Unpatriotic', and are behind the scene political shenanigins going on in the land of the Free & The Brave that simply are not Constitutional, but suit the Whitehouse 'Down to the Ground Down to The Ground'?

I hope this is boring enough for Our Rock luvvin Party girl Ronnie; too, Yawn²

Although early days yet, and hopefully it'll soon be brought to an amicable conclusion! I must admit the New Yorkers who have to walk in to work (some of them serious miles too) really deserve some credit, and I'd be highly surprised to see Londoners doing like-wise over half the distance, and that's a FACT!

P.S. Please note that I wrote/said 'WALK' not, cycle, not skate, not fly, WALK/ DON'T WALK, DON'T DRINK COKE LIGHT, COS OUR NIME DOESN'T LIKE IT, BUT BILLIONS OF PEOPLE DO, innit

Can I have a turkey with no water in it please John? What do you mean Sir, i Is shocked & stunned, innit, really

N.B. Mind you as Our Mick has often proven with his open feel-good charity donations (often told to us by him on here, so it must be true), and as with today's monumental milestone passed in England if one happens to be Gay that is! that the English surely are a very tolerant & generous group of people in general, so long as it doesn't personally affect them naturally, innit

The Welsh! well that's another dimension of Valleys entirely Boyo, now there's lovely, avenue

After just watching 'Heterosexual Mathematics', a rather riskay ad-lib production on one of three Gay TV channels available to one here on Sat Gogglebox, it's Oh so square, but it's rather entertaining withit; (Brilliant music on there too). I thought to myself how powerful this medium telly, really is, innit! Apparently a recent survey of schoolkids in Denmark (just down the road from here strangely enough) resulted in 99% of them simply not being able to imagine or comprehend a life without TV, and that was even after they'd just watched a programme specifically explaining what it would actually be like

Did you know there's no proper name for the backs of the knees?

I can still remember life without TV.
But we had the radio and black and white zebra tropical fish in a widescreen coloured aquarium.

Nime

Electrotherapy
(by appointment only)
Bring your own Saddam.

Not being a great lover of Zoo's for large animals per se, (even though this City boasts a cracker), I was just rather taken aback by the news of some moron stealing a baby penguin from its pen on the Isle of Wight, then chucking it away in a plastic bag down at the docks apparently, (he told police on the phone for some reason?).

Wether a drunken squaddie-esque prank, or that he's just a nutter! I feel a suitable punishment (When they get him) would be to chain him up in the penguin enclosure for a few months, eating whats left of their food (if any), bastard.


Wotta baaat der Dolphins then? still getting killed by the day by Spanish and French greed-trawlers off of the British coast, even after all the fine verbal bullshit from Bwussels & Vestminster, er, two years ago


Put em in a zoo, then free them, Maybe he's a hero? I don't think:

There's a lady riding on who's gonna make the first pun

I feel very sad and angry about the penguin business. Bastard indeed.

quote:

Originally posted by Van the man:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I will tell you later

Bill.

Let him be hung by an even bigger idiot

The Germans have a very irritable habit of shaking ones hand just about every time you meet them, including colleagues each moaning at work, etc (and dole office). Fortunately though; unlike the Bavarians, Berliners don't clink their beer glasses together just about every bloody time somebody raises their glass, it's amazing they ever manage to get pissed at all, at all! Similarly, I wonder sometimes how music lovers at concerts, film buffs at cinemas, and hifi freaks in situ ever actually get around to enjoying their passion, through the midst of never ending opinion, and counter opinion, polluting the atmosphere, innit

But you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink John

N.B. Maybe internet forums are just the ticket to avoid such problems occurring en-mass! now dare's a ting:

Forcing Rhubarb:

Rock Music & Fun Loving Party Gel Out With The Lads:


An Excellent Drop Of Piss, Scanned Literally On The Tiles:

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Thats nothing.

I once paged myself and had over 80 views....

You wanna get some professional financial advice on that Squire, you might end up getting a surprise Jack & Jill for them out of the blue? innit: (Imagine if it was Gay porn or summfin John)

Having just recieved my annual redcross 'help the pinko-whingeing-scrounger' parcel from Blighty, I was most delighted to find amongs't the usual goodies of Marmite, teabags, and a few shillings to warm the cockles of me heart, a copy of 'Instructions for British Servicemen in France 1944', published by the Political Warfare Executive, and issued by the Foreign Office, London, (You couldn't make it up), lovingly found by my Mater in a bookshop daan Olland Park way.

Not really much one can add to that is there! though I do expect I'll be onto Gunner Mick later for clearer advice and eye-witness accounts, innit


Durin The War:

Probably all a bit boring for Rocking Gels though, innit.

Regards


Fritz.

quote:

Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
So who was responsible for the Rentokil scandal. Was it the press's favourite whipping boy Gordon Brown or the management who took a 'contribution holiday' and made no payments from 1994 - 2000?

As First Lord of The Treasury I think it's impotent that the PM makes it perfectly clear that there simply are no rats in his cabinet whatso'ever, innit

What's a UB40 then?

Local Berlin Jobby, 1 a week: Just shown on the local evening news (Never heard of it) . Tha Apollo does 0-100 kmp in 3 secs, and costs a cool �200,000, what will Clarkson do with that then?

Carry on up yer Cosworth Claus

I just luurv those speaker grills, though shaggin in the back might be a bit tight, I just don't know why I'm so good to you chaps sometimes, innit

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."


Party Time, Goodnight Boys & Grills:


Regards

Fritz

Ho Ho Ho

Ouch! Hey I am sure the other guys on here will tell you.....

There is no need to chop it off and barbecue it to get your thread read.

Lets hope Mrs Fritz is good with a needle and thread, else Xmas nookie may have to be compromised this year!

Veronika

Merry Xmas xxxxxx

Fritz has something that burns inside.
Hope one day he will tell us.
Merry Christmas Berlin Fritz!

Gianluigi

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe,
innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!' So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right' Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End. Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another
message from this Lord geezer.

He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you
think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water
into Stella.

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Originally posted by Happy Chick:
Ho Ho Ho

Ouch! Hey I am sure the other guys on here will tell you.....

There is no need to chop it off and barbecue it to get your thread read.

Lets hope Mrs Fritz is good with a needle and thread, else Xmas nookie may have to be compromised this year!

Veronika

Merry Xmas xxxxxx

I never get the needle, and being an ex Bosun have sown more sails than you've had hot blouses Dear, I trust the bo<ys are always there when you want them?

After a heavy night on this & that last, I'm now gonna enjoy my new speakers in my kitchen with some 'Old Blue Eyes' and lots of very tasty gear, that I'll devour with a vengeance, cos i Is bleedin starvin, (nobody on here has ever actually been starving, me included, but you know what I mean?) Our Steve knows how good a Berlin breakfast can be, innit


P.S. If i nicked a penguin, I'd kill it, and eat it, and not play the bloody goat, if yer get me drift, I bet this Pompey story has got every kid in Hampshire/Daaarset sleeping restelessly, there again I suppose it's better that they relate their young emotions to a living creature, rather than a box or robot, innit,

Internet Forum even


New job in January looks on the cards, as I'm a jammy git, & Our Mick can prey to that great Brasso Tosh in the sky, that Wembley's rebuilding is well over budget, unsurprisingly!° but what do you expect from a load of Gobshite greedy bastard Aussies and Consultants talking lots abaat nout, innit


Happy Christmas to Our Mick & Family


Regards



Fritz von even more taxpayer: