Oh God! U.S. Strategic? Cruise Missile Strike on North Korea!!!

If an old dog gets the wrong scent anything can happen!


Fritz von K9 (Battersea Section) (though Walthamstow, White City, streatham and Romford are all still in the running*

I like your style Doggy* though eating dog could be well naughty with such sharp gnashers, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Free the Renault Five

Considering the total unorigininality of your forum title, and the lack of any personal humour since taking it on, I'm amazed that you still attempt this silly time wasting game John?


Charlie Chaplin*

Must be a New winner for the old Pink Rushdie Show Pick of the Pops innit*

Fritz von Arye & Mike will be leaving Walford soon to fight against anti-nucelar protestors in Alaska who unreasonably want to stop US oil production screwing up virgin Crown & Yankee/ex Russian land*

I'd call em Indians if they weren't such cowboys, innuit*

So what does one change/blame a thicko (Villain) 'terrorist' that can get 6 years plus in nick all on his Jacksy, or MI5 passing it on and blaming the Met?


Fritz von Leon Trotsky would have sorted it no sweat*

Was George Galloway there? Did Ken Comment? Did they Fuck!


Goodnight all, Mind How You go Y'hear*

Lucky Muslims don't know about HiFi and Music then, innit*


Gawd Blimey*

Are Catford Dogs an Oxymoron?

Dear Fritz,

The link made me smile.

If they keep the secrets, why should they spend tax payers money modifying methods. I am fed up with the whole business of wasted tax payers' money!

All the best from Fredrik

The point/jist of this present thread (to me at least) is that I actually find the argument and possible high level of er quality/likely, intelligence (via Sat) regarding the subject in hand far more palpable than the dodgey er, dossier written up by er, A. Campbell (on Our tony & Dubya's behalf) subsequently opening the way to argue Britain's case and send troops into Iraq, (not applicable with US as his reasons were different (Lest you 'want' to forget! and strangely enough far more direct and honest).


Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink though as per usual*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
If an old dog gets the wrong scent anything can happen!


Fritz von K9 (Battersea Section) (though Walthamstow, White City, streatham and Romford are all still in the running*

I like your style Doggy* though eating dog could be well naughty with such sharp gnashers, innit*

I grew up in Streatham...

I've still yet to grow up so I'm told, though I did used to go ice skating at Queensway a few moons afore, innit*


Fritz von "It ain't what you do it's the way that yer do it that's what gets results"

John*

I've never seen so many German flags flying around the City (although the Official stuff like public transport and cops and buildings aren't allowed to; although they do at least 5 times a year for other occassions innit as I'm sure nobody is interested) .


Fritz von I wonder how many'll be proudly flying next monday then?


P.S. 17th June is a big day here (Berlin), used to be a holiday in the good old cold war days dinnit*

N.B. Fredders! Next time you wanna take yer production thingy with yers, innit*


G'Day, Fritz, It's gonna be a long one**

A rare thing from me Fritz: Have u any comment to make about the obvious epidemic level outbreak of athletes foot in the UK, Judging by:
the number of adverts on telly covering ointments and sprays to deal with this issue, &
I didn't realise so many diff makers did anti-athletes feet potions?

I remember a chain of shops in France in the early nineties calling themselves "Athlete's Foot." They sold trainers etc.

The name seems now to have disappeared presumably when they realised what it actually meant...

Fredders! you're really quite lovely with your old bollocks, I unfortunately found grounds today/tongight to excert my ex 'power this eve' and I feel quite bad about it myself to be honest, though it had to be done.


Regards,

Crazy Fritz²

Felix Putan en eh revien

Dear Fritz,

I am sure I am no longer entirely in focus, but it is nice to share a few incomprensible words with you!

Night, night! Fredrik

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

I am sure I am no longer entirely in focus, but it is nice to share a few incomprensible words with you!

Night, night! Fredrik

Goodbye fredders, I'm just too tired

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

I am sure I am no longer entirely in focus, but it is nice to share a few incomprensible words with you!

Night, night! Fredrik

Goodbye fredders, I'm just too tired

...and emotional?

Fritz old chop,

I hear David Hasslehof Is big in Germany? Are you a fan? I think we should be told.

Erik von the jammy bastard was in Bay Watch and got paid for it, can you imagine?

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz old chop,

I hear David Hasslehof Is big in Germany? Are you a fan? I think we should be told.

Erik von the jammy bastard was in Bay Watch and got paid for it, can you imagine?

He is very big here actually, and I was very surprised to see the guy singing live. Germnay is the biggest 'MONEY' base for music in the er, world (Irrespective of what you've read) I don't particularly like him, but I do respect his front, plus his getting into touch raving alcoholism (YES).

Fritz von the chief is very fond of him and he sounds great on the old Naim kit apparently? (Lookin for Freedom is his smash hit) The ladies love it.


I ain't sayin nuffin*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
A rare thing from me Fritz: Have u any comment to make about the obvious epidemic level outbreak of athletes foot in the UK, Judging by:
the number of adverts on telly covering ointments and sprays to deal with this issue, &
I didn't realise so many diff makers did anti-athletes feet potions?

Jenisens of violets (I think that's how it's spelt?) paint the stuff on and mind yer verooka, innit*


Regards,


Fritz von Lookin forward to PMQ's which I havent seen live for quite awhile innit*


Chattin with an old Irish mate of mine last night who works 11 months of the year down Abu Dabi way, he reckons the nightlife's well good*

Gentian Violet. Bloody awful stuff that dentist's used to use.

Beano

Whils't recently watching an old, if not ancient episode of "The Old Grey Whistle Test" where silent Bob was hissing through his Hamsteads at Jimmy Page, I thought to mesen, Hold on Fritz! Surely Top of the Pops has outdone all this old bollocks forever, innit?

Enjoyed my first ever PMQ's for many a ken just the noo, as i Is heute zu hause innit (that's German for I took the day orf Johannes). I must admit, ego's barring aside, not a lot actually gets said does it, barring buck passing and comaplacent Jocks looking far too complacement at each other with well dodgey smiles.


Fritz von Cheers Our Andy I'll bear that in mind next time I'm an athlete Squire; (Churchill got it right) though I'd rather drink 3 bottles of Veuve-C a day without a bloody war on my hands to be honest.


I hear yer too Our Beano, stay on the ball my Son*

P.S. I think my schoolboy fantasies wavered attwix Steven Fry & Peter Cook, though Purdy & Barbara Eden were close too, and Joni M, obviously?

I must admit I was most taken aback when I learned that the poo from Bridget Bardot, Claudia Schiffer, Emma Purdy, and Billy Connolly all smelt as diabolical as each others!

Fritz von Shocked & Stunned*

Adam for some reason always gives me the impression of being a Bob Harris kind of chap?


Mind yer Arris that's what i say John*


P.S. Great to hear that the 350 odd British Kids who were seemingly ripped off on a World Cup Game Trip (here) are being sorted (I hear Portsmouth~s Arry put a word in, though i Is sure the Polis want some credit, innit


Arry for King

I was most intrigued recently in my local hostiliery when the young chap behind the bar put on Johnnie Cash singing 'we'll meet again' (A'la Our Vera)

Goodnight*

Fritz old chop,

I have just finished 'Jungle Child' which was a jolly good read. I hope the Fayu dont start getting pestered by bloody camera wielding tourists. Thanks for the recommendation.

Erik von dont forget to shake out your shoes in the moaning