Oh God! U.S. Strategic? Cruise Missile Strike on North Korea!!!

Dear Fritz,

I don't know about Polish bishops...

But I do know that Warka is the nicest Polish beer I have yet had the pleasure of! Shame I was not focussed last night. And you too tired. As for me being lovely, well some that know me think so, and that is not either false modesty or arrogance. Those I love love me back for sure, and often those I merely like seem to love me as well, and the same rider applies. I know I would do anything mortrally posible for those I love, and I hope you can believe that! It is quite interesting that I only love one person I am related to and she hardly realises...

Somehow, I am not sure we would get on badly if we ever met. We would disagree so gracefully on somethings I am sure!

Fredrik

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz old chop,

I have just finished 'Jungle Child' which was a jolly good read. I hope the Fayu dont start getting pestered by bloody camera wielding tourists. Thanks for the recommendation.

Erik von dont forget to shake out your shoes in the moaning

Glad you enjoyed it old bean; unfortunately in the real world going what by I've heard recently, and taking into consideration how long ago it was, and the vast improvement in their numbers to-boot as a result of 'the teaching', I feel that many will be trained as modern New Indonesian soldiers (now that Civilization has reached them), and they'll be able to massacre fellow Indonesians far more efficiently for the national cause, if not go down to the Perth WA ASAS HQ and show them their trade, innit*



You know me*


Regards,


Fritz von Sounds like a good Spielberg Movie Dunnit (Contemporary Edgar Rice Burroughs) "Me Jane You Tarquin"

I reckon our intrepid Poprtugese bike rider's more scared of scratching the bloody thing if the truth were to be known*

Most Amusing to hear Tony Benn referring to Bushy as a nutter on tv earlier, re: nuceler weapons*

"Straight Up John God's Honest Truth! Being a taxi driver near Birmingham (No not pussy Alabami either)is one of the most dangeristist jobs in europe, and I should bloody know; my best Chap lives in Swindon"


St Elmo's fire is for whimps and Weizen bier drinkers, innit*

Weiß ich doch!

I recall jumping out of a 9 metre long steel sailing boat (for real yachters) just off of Antigua once. Ligtnin all over the shop, "Ello I thought, I'm not avin none of this, so hit me rubber boat, and let the sailboat go".

Fritz von That was bloody lucky I thought wunnit*



No trees though thank Gawd*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

Most Amusing to hear Tony Benn referring to Bushy as a nutter on tv earlier, re: nuceler weapons*

Well he's not wrong is he, except to say that Bushy is a nutter re. er...absolutely everything and not just in regards to nuceler (sic) weapons.

I read on the interweb that our Sabine (who is very attractive imo)was going back to the jungle for a visit but the article was a year old so I guess she must have gone but I could not find any news as to how the visit went. Have you seen anything on German (or Bavarian) tv? I expect she would have filmed it?

As you have the book old bean, you'll find her website and company details inside, innit*


Fritz von My ex boss was hit by lighting three times in his life (all on wet fields) came from bloody Zummerzet so he did of all places, says it all really I suppose, must ave been they English apples, wunnit:

P.S. You can probably still see the BBC Hardtalk interview online too John?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
As you have the book old bean, you'll find her website and company details inside, innit*

on the back cover it lists junglechild.co.uk and Virago.co.uk her publishers but nowt else and neither of these sites give the info. required

Inside old bean inside! I'm afraid my copy went off to the UK just after finishing it, though I'm sure as you find her so attractive you'll find the means, innit*

Fritz von 4 kids too, eh (or was it five?)*


Goodnight, i Is well Jacobbed²

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Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:

quote:

Originally posted by rodwsmith:


Is yours "Christmas" per chance?

This is a lovely thread idea, but I think maybe the number of letters should be given, in the absence of any other clues...

Rod

Rod

Had I said 4 letters I am sure you would have got "Noel"

CORE more like!

Pip Pip Old Chap*

Not the only Clueless one then Dave!

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Inside old bean inside! I'm afraid my copy went off to the UK just after finishing it, though I'm sure as you find her so attractive you'll find the means, innit*

Fritz von 4 kids too, eh (or was it five?)*


Goodnight, i Is well Jacobbed²

The book is dedicated to her four children although only mentions the birth of two as I recall. The only reference to a website inside the book is virago. I thought perhaps you might have seen/heard something in the German media(I dont speak/read German).

manager of a hotel piano bar has his pianist
leaving and is auditioning for a new one, he`s
seen a few either not good enough, or with not a good repertoire. This little guy walks in sits down at the piano and plays some rachmaninov, chopin, jazz blues, absolutely fantastic, the manager says " that was amazing"
"I know fuckin blindin` aint i? and I do me own
fuckin stuff `an all" and he launches into a
very delicate jazz tinged piece. "wow, that was
impressive, what do you call it?" "cumstains on the fucking ceiling" and he plays an uptempo blues "there you go, that was "my girlfriends away and I fucking well miss the smell of `er dripping fanny". The manager says "thanks very much, I`ve heard enough, got a few more people to see I`ll let you know at the end of the week" and he thinks great player, great repertoire, but I can`t have that sort of language in front of the punters. After seeing 5 more candidates with boxing gloves, he realises this chap was the best and calls him, but on one condition: He is not to speak to ANYONE during his set and he`ll give him an extra £30 a day, but if he swears he`s sacked.
..

On the first evening he turns up suited and
booted and plays up a storm, same all week and
word is getting out. next week every table is full then one night he sees this very pretty blonde sitting facing him, and the way she is sitting he can see perfectly right up her skirt and she isn`t wearing knickers, he can see flashes of jack and danny, and is getting a bit horny and a trouser tent is starting to develop and its putting him off

He gets to his 10´minute pint and a pee break
and goes into the staff loo cubicle and he is so turned on by the blonde he starts bashing the bish. before he`s ready someone starts banging on the door and shouting "hurry up I need a dump" so he finishes himself off in a hurry and goes out and starts playing again, but doesnt realise he has made a mess and left his fly unzipped,

after a few minutes once he starts playing one
of the barmen notices, walks up and says "`ere do you know your cock`s hanging out and you`ve spunk on your trouser leg?"


"know it? I fucking wrote the bastard!"


Tourettes or what?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

...
The only reference to a website inside the book is virago. I thought perhaps you might have seen/heard something in the German media(I dont speak/read German).

Erik, my dutch version doesn't mention any websites but the original edition was from Droemer Knaur,
and I found a fancy website at
http://www.droemer-knaur.de/dschungelkind/start.html.

http://www.droemer-knaur.de/sixcms/detail.php?template=...x_isbn=3-426-27393-4
Her next book (Ruf des Dschungels - that's call of the jungle) describes her last visit to West-Papua and it appears in september.
there's a film in the making and it's not my fault if this sounds so bloody commercial.

Sorry to interrupt your streamofconsciousness, Fritz.

Well done Sabine, I couldn't give a monkey's personally Clyde*


Fritz von I'm an ape ape man*


Second wind, Brrp, Goodnight again*


So today's even shorter than yesterday then?

Bloody new house owners told me (and neighbours to clear our cellars in 3 weeks or else for new work (totally out of the blue) last night, shabby capitalist trick Wilsön, they're not gonna get it you know!!!*

A colleague (non English speaking, I think?) gave me a brand new copy of a book he'd been given himself as a promo at the weekend called "Wild Anumus" of which I've started to digest. Interesting in the present heat as it pertains to cool mountains and Rams, dunnit*


Fritz von Bit Cliché 60's druggy shit so far though*

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Originally posted by AlexanderVH:

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:

...
The only reference to a website inside the book is virago. I thought perhaps you might have seen/heard something in the German media(I dont speak/read German).

Erik, my dutch version doesn't mention any websites but the original edition was from Droemer Knaur,
and I found a fancy website at
http://www.droemer-knaur.de/dschungelkind/start.html.

http://www.droemer-knaur.de/sixcms/detail.php?template=...x_isbn=3-426-27393-4
Her next book (Ruf des Dschungels - that's call of the jungle) describes her last visit to West-Papua and it appears in september.
there's a film in the making and it's not my fault if this sounds so bloody commercial.

Sorry to interrupt your streamofconsciousness, Fritz.

Alexander,

Many thanks for the info. I will look out for both book and film.

Regards,

Erik

Jungle telephone Our Erik, you got there in the end Son, Our Mick'll be proud of yer John*


Fritz von I shouldn't even be awake, I'm not in fact!

quote:

Originally posted by Phil Cork:
Thanks Stephen - am in a huge apartment block (in fact it's a DC block!), so not a great deal of risk, but hifi is the most valuable - have another PC!

Cheers,

Phil

I trust that you've properly earthed your mountain bike Dave?

Always being of assistance,


Fritz von makes yer wonder why planes don't crash all the time innit*

Now that England's in €urope I think it's digraceful how they're treating their poor Polish partners by not givinhg them all jobs and washing machines, innit*


Fritz von Our Fredders'll sort it out*

So many people still buy it too!

They can have my washing machine if they want, Fritzy, it leaks occasionally but apart from that it works ok. I fancy getting a new one to match the stainless steel air intake above my hob unit.

I trust the s-steel's from Sheffield Old Bean, though probably not the air eh!


Fritz von You need Hans*

" 2 German Rock Climbers, one sa'ys "Look Fritz! No Hans!"


AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

As by reading the above posts/threads as the normal arrogant ignorant snobbery that seemingly still applies (sums up this forum to a tee quite often I must say of late), I'll just utter that I've changed my mind, and will travel elsewhere soon instead and spend my hard earned cash on somebody else , innit*



Goodnight Goons³*

Dear Fritz,

I am no snob, and neither am I an inverted one, I am sure your comment was aimed elsewhere, but if someone is rude to me (in real life) I tend to point out that we all come into this world the same way and depart the same way! The only difference is that some people behave more nicely in between! The greatest mark of a human is respect for others and the concommitant natural grace and kind manners that spring from this.

It seems to me that one can deliver an unpleasant measssage, or have one delivered to one's self in a fashion where the delivery makes the situation clear, and does not cause offence. I think this is important, and I try, within the frailty of my own human nature, to always apply this. I insist, always, that it is applied to me. It is surprisung how often an explosive situation can be damped down, if one refuses to be abused, and I have never got pleasure from abusing others!

This is not aimed at you, but is a general philosophical point. Life is too short for petty nastiness in my view, but directness often pays dividends, in terms of respect if not immediate affection. There is no reason why affection should not, in time, stem from respect in my experience.

All the best to you dear Fritz from Fredrik

PS: I doubt I would get a free washing machine in Poland, though I might find a nice lassie who wanted to love me back! And blessedly young Polish girls still know how to cook, however un-PC that may sound!

This man if found guilty should be punished for being caught

I suggest an accident in prison after his sentence sharpish*


Fredders we're on different tracks here my Son at the mo*


Fritz von North Korea will soon be bombed*

Dear Fritz,

I was almost certain of that.

Catch you tomorrow perhaps! Fred

[... as I am off to bed now. Much to do, and many people to see tomorrow, unfortunately...] So Goodnight, to you.

PS: Looking at your link can only make me sad about what some people do in life. Oh dear...

I hereby make it clear on my part that as far as I'm concerned that man shall have a fatal accident in the nick*


Fritz von Adam Old son if you don't like it old son then do your worst, I announce the moron an ex moron*

I give him 48 hours*

Nice Post Our Fredders, P.S, Saw some very pretty Polish girls earlier crashed in the park drunk out of their heads, bottom line (as said many weeks afore) plus just about everything else (including Ingrish) 'portable' knocking shops are everywhere and are servicing about 12 men to a fanny per day if you want to be realistic and financial (Like most on here) innit:


Lock up yer daughters*