Oh God! U.S. Strategic? Cruise Missile Strike on North Korea!!!

I Saw this guy yesterday at work*

He recieved the German Bündes Verdienst Kreuz yesterday ages 101. (Germany's Highest Civilian Award).

Fritz von Bloody good chap as far as I'm concerned, but what do i knoe?

When Naim opens it's first shop on Saturn (rather than a Saturn shop) in 37.2 years time it will be totally apparent as well as silly to even question obvious statements by so-called taxi-drivers and Prime Ministers who can rant for months about amber lights and the moons accustic adavantages, but really they know not a lot³, innit*

Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffin*




Brrrp²

quote:

Originally posted by Steve G:

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-
I understand that during one England vs. Argentina fottbal match, some young Scots Guardsmen turned up to the NAAFI to watch the match wearing replica Argentina tops. Some of the older blokes had lost mates during the Falklands war, and gave the sprogs 30 seconds to make the tops vanish.

And because it's pro-England the hypocrisy in this is therefore irrelevant?

I heard that once upon a time a British Prince of the Realm turned up to a party wearing a German Army uniform, and strangely enough nobody complained except the caring press.


Fritz von the above 'report' is what I love about this kind of mentality, the Argentinian shirts have absolutely no bearing on the matter, the bearing lies within, What excuse can we use to use violence against these young lads?

quote:

Originally posted by Steve G:

quote:

Originally posted by garyi:
These types of story line are very dangerous.

Just because it's dangerous doesn't mean it's correct to ignore it. The key in that particular case wasn't necessarily that the couple were gay, but just how incompetent social services can be.

From what I've heard of this case I'm inclined to think that if the couple hadn't been Gay (as well as being pioneering foster parents) this 'case' would never have existed. I'm also inclined to think that these two individuals (although seemingly hit with large sentences) will quite soon be released, and that the puiblic purse will be paying them rather a lot of money for wrongful imprisonment.


Fritz von A Point that we'll not be seeing too widely advertised (especially on here)*


Aren't English Refs great, just imagine if he'd been a Kraut, we'd never hear the bloody end of it, even on a non football er, forum*?

Should Gay Scottish foster parents be allowed to lightly chastise their charges, or should it only be permitted when it's their real kids?


Fritz von Apparently North Korea's President has said he wants to wipe Iran off of the face of the earth!!!*

I ain't syin nuffin though, you know me, especially now that Germany's in €urope, innit*

Whils't having a few swift halves or ten last night with a rozzer pal of mine we talked about the CSO thingy in UK. He's been in the game for over a score and as with UK cops just does not take these "Weekend Cops" seriously. Just the same kind of no-hope characters join up (or try to) here as they do in the UK, though here they're fairly rare (generally boulstering numbers at footy matches and riots) as well as being er, firearms carriers (God forbid in UK).


Fritz von Don't worry Our Andy I made it all up, it's all lies, read in a silly schoolboy humour cheapo magazine, innit*


See lots of Brits got nicked then!

Just think Our Fredders if your Polish mate had raised an arm at the bouncer (though they like to call themselves other things these days) the poor chap who's there to protect the public afterall (would have been forced against all his wishes to practice his martial arts on him, rather than the usual mirror). Your friend could be an alleged international terror suspect for all he knew, and the guy probably would have saved dozens of innocent lives.

Fritz von Corse when his shift was over he could go drinking with his pal Tarquers & Crew to discuss the best methods of getting the best out of those black gels on the game without actually paying them for it*



Only whimps pay for sex apparently Our Fredders?

I ain't a Racist (been called one on here often though) I went out with an English bird once, nothing bothers me*

Dear Fritz,

For myself! I have never thought the sex one had to pay for would be worth it! Maybe I am just old fashioned. I can live with that though...

As for the bulky thicko bouncer, well the irony is that the only pub in Worcester with Polish beer has been subject to a sort of boycott! I think that is fair enough. Obviously the man has not read his history that well, and actually amazingly seemed to not realise the first two were Poles either! [International terrorists or not! - Smiley].

Comically, under the circumstances, the one he picked on is the gentlest and pleasantest person you could imagine, and rather slightly built. The other two, who got in, are both toughies in a gentle sort of way. Good company, but I would not want to mix it with them!

ATB from Fredrik

Well it sounds like the Guvnor's got more money than sense then Our Fredders dunnit, sod em, I usually advise people of my experieces too (ie, that supermarket cashier's ripped me off twice now, etc, etc, word soon gets about, you know me!*

Jaques Chirac infamously uttered that British quisine was second worse in the world after Finnish! Just watched an amusing little German programme earlier filming in UK re British eating habits, wether it be a London Pie & Mash shop (with liquer naturally),Fish & Chips, or fine Haggis being made, using an Islay sauce (One for Our Mick innit). The crux was a famous Italian run Chippy in Edinbrough which as well as the fried pizzas and mars bars etc, was topped by one little girl (about 7) ordering a deep fried battered toffee crisp, smothered with salt, and then brown sauce would you believe, the little darlin wolfed it doon with a glee.


Fritz von I think the German Reporter was shocked & stunned! (wasn't far off of it mesen either John)



Sweden time methinks, innit

Come on You SWEDEN *****

Gordon Bennet, Fritz, I can't believe you're still writing this shit...

John, asterisks, innit etc etc

Get's on Yer Old Bean, if you look carefully at the recent threads re: Gays and kids etc, etc, etc, and Parry's excuse for Politics, you'll notice a remarkable similarity to many many other posts posted previously over the years (In fact they could well all be the same item if I didn't know any more betterer).



Fritz von My old shit is genuine every time!


Did you know George W Bush may well launch a strike on mainland North Korea very very soon? that's why I started this thread John*

Perhaps Sun readers are more informed of the facts?

quote:

Originally posted by JoeH:
When I was in Galsow recently, most of the people I overheard talking in the streets seemed to be English!

That's near Edinbrough isn't it Gordon?


Fritz von I suppose now that the Scots have their own Legal & Education system (for well over a Century in fact) they'll be trying to be €uropean as well soon like their English neighbours!


I wonder when Our Mick will give them their stolen Norf Sea Oil money back then?

Not to mention Scone Mc Stone*

I see the boss of Cadbury Shhh 'John Sunderland' has got a Knighthood then?

Fritz von Maybe it's for his services to Britain regarding Salmonella & Obesity in children*

quote:

Originally posted by manicatel:
Sorry, looks like phil beat me to the eugenics thing. Again, I think we'd probably agree on a lot, but I don't know the answer to the question.
matt

After money, I'd definately put this thread (and variations upon it's theme) as the second most popular subject in the history of this forum.



Fritz von Bike pictures (with lifebouy) and coffee machines come a close third and fourth I reckon*



No Music though, not seen it once?

Having being first 'required' to swear allegiance and duty to God and the Queen from a very early age in uniform and (in front of the Union Flag) then progressing on to becoming a European London born, my thoughts now go to the European Union, and when I finally obtain German Citizenship (in order to vote in a general election here as it's my chosen home) although not making me German, My Oath will then be concentrated upon the 'written' Constitution of the Republic of Germany, and I shall feel truly €uropean with all of it's powers and freedoms as well as my commitments in upholding (the bar) and values aspiring to all 'FULL' members, including those naturally of my Motherland England, United Kingdom, Britain & (currently) Northern Ireland too, innit*



Fritz von Naturally when Belfast & Dublin finally unite, there'll be no real difference anyway*


Our Mick will be King of Spain by then I expect Juan*

Annie Lennox was in The Eugenics wasn't she?

If we consider that the Russian Orthodox Church is on the up and up again (being after Armenian beginnings the oldest Christian Church on the planet earth. lest you didn't know (or indeed care), Greeks tagging on later too). Russian (etc) allegiance will grow I feel, Catholisism & Islam coming far far later, I just wonder which aspect of faith becomes the summit when the Asian Tiger calls soon the shots, innit?



Fritz von B'ism is not a religion in my view, though it could certainly be the human winner in the end*



Wolves very rarely attack people in the wild, even when they're ravenous!

quote:

Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:

So, its OK for the kid and the disabled bloke to have been beaten up.

Since there is no question mark, you are saying that it is OK?

Most illuminating.

I sometimes wonder at your motive for starting threads like this.

You two are indeed made for each other if indeed you are actually not the same?


Fritz von I wonder if Dan Brown's next fantasy novel about freemasonry will be as believable as his last worldwide bestseller regarding Christ's bloodline through his children?


I suppose it's actually possible for Mohammed himself to be a direct descendent of the Prince of Peace?



I ain't sayin nuffin though*

For fuck's sake, is that the time already?

Asterisks, innit, John, ho hum...

quote:

Originally posted by Earwicker:
For fuck's sake, is that the time already?

Asterisks, innit, John, ho hum...

Why bring the French into it Get's on Yer?



Fritz von âs always you come to me *

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
I do it to give the really small-minded the opportunity to make themselves look dumb.

Wrong Forum surely?

I don't use mirrors they lie*



Goodnight

Have you ever seen a horse yawn? It is amazing!

[Smiley]! Fredrik

The eyes completely disappear! Fredrik

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