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The furthest I ever went was St Paul's Cathedral in London, we stayed in Vauxhall, thats the area not the car The Hotel Vauxhall had Bri-nylon sheets and the odour of stale wank, I'm sorry but it did.

The cathedral was, for me at least, fantastic and I've always loved and appreciated historical architecture since that visit.

The rich kids went and watched England play Germany at wembley at night, while I got electrocuted by the bedding and drank kia-ora orange in my bunk bed.

Beano's memoir what alot of steps.

"right back at you as evidence of talking nonsense in the real world"

Bless -you're advising me. I'm humbled.

Fredrik,

Hopefully this will escape the archaeological censors?

I notice you’re going to Poland, if you are intending to park at the airport, here is a 10% discount code for BCP (airport parking).
Enter or quote BP672 when booking on-line, or via telephone 0870 0134902

http://www.parkbcp.co.uk/index.aspx?ID1=WEB9000&ID2=11111&User=HYP

By-the-way, this code will work for anyone who wishes to use it!


Beano... a mousetrap always provides free cheese!

I posted a line or two this morning about Mr Burdon's popularity in germany this moaning Our Beano but it's gone for some unknown reason?


Fritz Von Ahh well whatever turns you on innit*

Fritz

Can't you take a hint ... nobody loves you baby.

Regards

Mick

I bet Herr Sykes-Clapertone-reckless-Honneker would have a right old grin, especially as he invented shuttin people up*


Fritz Von There are three long established and flourishing stamp & coin shops within 10 minutes walk of here, though that's probably peanuts compared to London, Dem Hague & Frankfurt, perhaps they should all be closed down then post haste for being villains?

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

Can't you take a hint ... nobody loves you baby.

Regards

Mick

Dear Michael, as always I'm charmed that you're bored enough to honour my single (ever diminishing thread) If I worried about 'fans' I'd have been long gorn, innit*


You need the life Son, not me*


Regards,


No Mates Fritz

Having had 25+ years regular experience with German and British post services (including BFPO), and having sent off 4 books to London today for €5.60 knowing they will arrive in 3-4 days but in the other direction often over a month (if indeed at all), I can only but wonder? Recent postings by me on here of Royal Mail cards sent to me & defaced through mindless beurocratic stupidity certainly prove that a 1st Class Stamp in UK today is totally worthless, though one must still pay hard cash for them?



Fritz Von Could possibly anybody on here with even the slightest bit of knowledge in this field care to comment!


I'd gladly tell you what we used to call the local Germans here once, but will refrain as it'll no doubt result in yet another post getting pulled by the powers that want*

Fritzmytotallyuselesslittlechap

If one sends a letter / package from one country to another, it is handled by two postal services, irrespective of which way it is going.

It is impossible, i repeat absolutely impossible for you to apportion blame on any particular nations system unless it is tracked.

Independant audit (as demanded by the regulator) has shown that the UK has the overall best service in terms of reliability and speed.

When does your current job finish and do you intend to work again.

If you come back here, I could fix you up with a postmans job.

Regards

Mick

i Is glad that i Is not a gambling man as 99.9% of all my mail coming from UK to Berlin over the last 25+ years has taken 'at least' twice as long as in the other direction so as a customer of very long standing your comments Michael are simply piss in the wind in the real world. It is simply of no interest to me nor anybody else on here (unless they happen to be all the same person) what you are trying to 'spin' it just doesn't wash, it's bullshit, it's not true, are you taking this in Sir?

You'll be telling me next you wrer born in Plymouth, Ho Ho Ho*

Regards,

Fritz Von As always stated I have no hidden agenda political or religious or otherwise and cannie for the bloody life of me remember who wrote that great book Chariots of the Gods?


Any ideas* (I know he was Belgian, or maybe Swiss?)


I suggest that anybody basuis their musical opinions of greatness on comments either on here or NME ME etc, are simply frustrtaed non entity musicians tjhemselves and perhaps they should play to cleanse themselves of this mindless lack of imagination and high ho lemmingness²* Highly unlikely*

Erich von daniken. Swiss. Looper.

Well done & thanks for that Acad my Son*

Regards,


Fritz Von I'll give you another wave sometime John*

I was reading some more wonderful personal stories earlier (lunchbreak naturally) from British Immigrants from 1948 onwards from the Windies, Hong Kong, China, Africa, etc, etc, and the general theme was similar. Highly interesting stuff too from the much leter influxes from Uganda or Cyprus, seeing Racism from their point of view is very sobering, though things have obviously improved in leaps and bounds, not partly by the genius of the likes of Jonny Spait for instance etc.



Fritz Von Siehks had to origally remove turbans & beards afore getting jobs in UK, many of them having been senior NCO's etc, in the er, British Army before hand at War, makes yer wonder really dunnit?



Goodnight*

quote:

Originally posted by Stephen Tate:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Get Our Mick to teach you guitar* (I refer naturally to the silly 20 minutes sold out post)


Our heather shouldn't have attacked Our macca like that, think of the settlement*

Go and take a hike you loon!

Go and take a hike you loon![/


Thank you Dave I've never been called that on here before, I suggest you possibly should stop talking 20 minutes of bull yourself and explain how this was possible, just like the Parry Myths spread like pigsswill that onethinks will just go unchallenged and as fun for prosperity.


Regards,


Get a Life*


P.S. Throw your mirror away too John*

Fredders, thank you for your last nice post (I do hope Mr P doesn't mind too much?) Yes, Shit Happens! then sometimes it happens again without a break and one gets dissillusioned and dissorientated (Just think of the lives of some of the genius Composers of the past that brighten up your very life today so many hundreds and scores of years later after their sad demises, innit).


Fritz Von Met a beautiful Polish Lassie today who helped me professionally (Cannie say too much at this stage) and boy did she glow John, know what I mean?



Goodnight (Again)*


P.S. I wonder why the British & German (etc) folk that I've known over (and still do) the years who've setlled down in various parts of er, Spain, all still insist upon retaining (only) their languages traditions food, etc, etc, and usually love treating the locals (if the truth were really to be known) with sheer contempt and indifference?



Maybe they're Loons too?

This looks nice and Loony, I shall therefore be ordering it very soon, innit:

FRitz Von Who hasn't thrown away their J Tull & Gary Glitter records yet then, still a bit suss on Pete Townshend too?*

quote:

Originally posted by northpole:
I reckon he has proved himself to be the best driver we have ever seen. Unlikely to be surpassed behind the wheel.

Unfortunately, he has also established himself capable of employing the most unsportsmanlike tactics on the track and these have brought the sport into ill repute.

Your 'prayer' is, in my opinion entirely misguided. He has enjoyed a glorious spell at the top & deserves no more. Time to move on.

Peter

Well Yes! That's enough about Sénor Parry, What about Herr Schumacher then? as he's known over here strangely enough John*


Regards,


Fritz Von Back on the right track Baby*


G'Day

P.S. Anybody know of any pipemakers on the Isle of Man, I've got to contact a firm there for a mate's mate to repair a fine briar?

I think it was Lasky or summfink (couldn't find it on googley*)

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you" She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver´starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


Fritz Von I reckon Our Fredder's'll like that one*


P.S.Any fule know that Hookers dinnie kiss!

Enjoyed a nice tale earlier of an Polish Ex Pat living in a Swindon Army camp just after the War and everybody complained for days about how horrible the sausages were, until somebody pointed out to the Polish Naafi cook that they must be fried and not boiled frankfurter stlye.

Fritz Von And then it was bangers all the way, luvvly jubbly*

quote:

Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:

I really don't know what to say about that - you would allow them to be maimed by the state to prevent them possibly being maimed or killed by someone else? Even if they were innocent? But if they were taken away, they could not be innocent, by your logic.

No, I would never accept that even if it were you they wanted.

Nigel

Either you are thicker than I thought, are unable to understand my comment or you have misread my post. Your view of my logic is also flawed, for much the same reasons.

Thanks for the patronising holier-than-thou comment "even if its me they wanted". The feeling is nearly mutual.

Perhaps you would like to make your position clear then - it seems you would accept submitting your family to torture.[/QUOTE]


My old man did for years John, Non stop fuckin James Bleedin Last*

Parts of the last two really made me laugh out loud! Thanks. Off to see my sis-in-law in Norfolk in a few minutes. That will be nice, and you set me up for the trip!

Fred

Timelife Records in association with K-Tel presents for a limited period only, the phenomenally successful, as seen on TV folks...

The very Best of James Bleedin Last.

I can supply the link if you like Fritz

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The Woman in the flat above us when I was a kid, played The Spinners, thats right The Spinners, Scouse folk shyte, day-in day-out.

It wouldn't surprise me if they're still on in Blackpool or Southports Wintergarden's!

Beano

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]P.S. Anybody know of any pipemakers on the Isle of Man, I've got to contact a firm there for a mate's mate to repair a fine briar?

I think it was Lasky or summfink (couldn't find it on googley*)

LAXEY is a name connected with the IOM

laxey + pipes

quote:

The Woman in the flat above us when I was a kid, played The Spinners, thats right The Spinners, Scouse folk shyte, day-in day-out.

My parents only ever owned three LPs; a Spinners* compilation, a Jimmy Shand and His Band compilation and, in attempt to link with the 'now' sound, The Sound of Bread.

* tenuous link with fame note - one of the Spinners used to teach at my primary school.

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]P.S. Anybody know of any pipemakers on the Isle of Man, I've got to contact a firm there for a mate's mate to repair a fine briar?

I think it was Lasky or summfink (couldn't find it on googley*)

LAXEY is a name connected with the IOM

laxey + pipes

Now then Fritz Von Meerschaum,

I've got a rellie over where the cat's have no tail.

Who just happens to partake in the ingestion of the rolled leaf, I've sent you a repair form to your usual email addy. It's a UK (Wales)based repairer/supplier of IOM pipes and smokers requisites.

Beano loves British Flakes


HMG HEALTH WARNING, SMOKING KILLS!

quote:

Originally posted by JoeH:

quote:

The Woman in the flat above us when I was a kid, played The Spinners, thats right The Spinners, Scouse folk shyte, day-in day-out.

My parents only ever owned three LPs; a Spinners* compilation, a Jimmy Shand and His Band compilation and, in attempt to link with the 'now' sound, The Sound of Bread.

* tenuous link with fame note - one of the Spinners used to teach at my primary school.

She was also infatuated with Hogmany presenter Andy Stewart.

Donald, where's yer troosers, and once again, Donald, where's yer troosers...

Beano