Is Our Mick really an MP? Say's one thing and does another!

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 29 January 2006

Lot's of Happy Pink Salmon though, innit*

Regards,


Fritz
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Nime:
Careless?


Tell that to Special Branch, innit*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
I'd just tell them I knew andy c! And Mick! Cool
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by u5227470736789439
Friends,

My O-level Maths teacher, who certainly was a martinet, pulling ears and hair, and even belting unfortunate students on times, had an interesting developement of 'careless.' He would scribe this on any mistake in written work and throw it at you with phenomenal accuracy, with frequently paunful results, and the assure your that if you were careless, that in that case you ceryainly did not care. If you don't care that makes you a heartless brute, a guttersnipe, a dolt..., deserving even worse treatment: "Come here, little man. What are you?" " A little man, Sir!" " Sst here wilst I demonstrate why it advisable to care." The resultant painful ear would last quite a long time. Pehaps we should try this on public servants who seem to demonstrate similar carelessmess? Perhaps in modified stocks, in town centres?

Only a thought. Fredrik
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
Ah the caring teacher/malevolent sadist syndrome.
Did yours run a harem of sixth formers too?
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by u5227470736789439
Nope, it was an all male establishment, though fortunately I was a day boy, and thus missed the worst of it!

Strangley I got on quite well with the old sod, as he was a Bach and Mozart enthusiast. I did not much care for Mozart, but already knew some Bach and loved it. I think that was unique among the boys, at a time when the big pop phenomena included Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, so even though I was useles at sport except cross-country running, I was not victimised out of proportion to my big tendency to demonstrate carelessness in Maths. Eventually his daughter become my first girlfriend, though she ditched me, and I gave up after that. Something big broke inside me on the human relationship issue, not least because I was SO fond of her. But she two timed me, which is quite a breach I think, even if it happens all the time now...

Fredrik
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by u5227470736789439
Yep, it would not work today. My brother Christened him 'Bill the Bastard,' and was soon sent to the Hereford Cathedral School, but it was felt to be okay for me to endure it all! Character building in a manner though, I guess...

Fredrik
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Nime:
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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
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Originally posted by Nime:
woops


Booger?
What does it means?


It's a northern (English) accented version of "bugger". (I think)


Similar to an American Bogey too, if I recall (The Nasal kind) collectly?*

F.
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
I objected to the way one was not allowed to protest against any injustice. I remain convinced that our pre 60s education was simply meant to warn us that life wasn't fair. (90% discipline and 5% learning was probably good enough for failing British industry and a painfully arising youth culture)
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
My most favouritest hot frink is mulled red wine with cloves*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Nime,

On thing an excessively tough education did was prepare one for the real world, which is, if anything, much worse in comparison. I am not excusing the way things were in education, but the youth of today will be disillusioned far more severely, I suspect than we were, but later in early adulthood. I don't know that this necessarily better, for if one thing we also leaarned self-reliance through those beastly school days...

One thing 'Bill the Bastard' used to say was that 'life is not fair, little man, and you can get used to it now,' which maybe was a bit rough, but one was left in no doubt of its truth, and again would never have any doubts later as working for a living became a reality. No answers really, but thought provoking all the same...

All the best to you from Fredrik
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I expect that's just what that 11 year old Glaswegian lassie was thinking earlier in her short life too, Fredders me old bean, afore she got smacked with smack, rather than a smacking by a useless individual who thought that passing exams was all that's required to teach, on his part, let alone his victims, innit*

Arry Potter is not a Wotter*

Time for another hot frink medrinks!*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
How can Frost be hard? Tarquers old Chap!

Goodnight,

Let's see if the Free British Press 'are allowed' to remember this case or not, as tragic as it is?


Fritz* frinking too much*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
This is a lovely Frink too**

quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Yesterday saw strong winds and freezing temperatures in the south - what better weather to go walking along the Ridgeway? Started off late morning near Uffingham, down to Weylands Smithy- a 3000 year old longbarrow - carried on for a while, turned south east and had a light lunch and hot frink in an ancient wood, undisturbed by anyone. Off again and cut across to The Gallops south of Lambourne then up towards the White Horse at Uffingham some six hours later.

Awoke to -2.5 degrees and a nice hard frost.

Wonderful.


Wouldn't want it to be edited now would we*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Wouldn't want it to be edited now would we*


I thought he dreamt it? Winker
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
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Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Is this yet another private argument on my only thread, or is it just between yourself?

Good Moaning,

Fritz von Definately a most ungodly hour t'be sure, t'be sure, innit**

Nice hot frink, that'll sort it aaat, wunnit* as well as Privatising British GP's of course that is!!!
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Awoke to -2.5 degrees and a nice hard frost.

Wonderful.


Big Grin

First day at work Phritz? Smile
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Nime:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Awoke to -2.5 degrees and a nice hard frost.

Wonderful.


Big Grin

First day at work Phritz? Smile


Originally quoted by Tarquers! and seconded by me; wondering how frost can be hard? Heavy, light, hoare, David, early, etc, but hard?*

Frözt

Probably as mad as Milliners, innit*
Posted on: 29 January 2006 by Nime
JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY? Smile
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by andy c
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P.S. Only those that are naturally Our Andy, and get fast tracked for no other reason, in fact sometimes the only reason they get in, in the first place* (EEEK)


OK, once again you have lost me... not difficult, I know!

please explain this one, If you don't mind of course?

regards

andy c!
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by Nime
Let us asume that Phritz was referring to his recurring paranoia with regards to those that cheat their way to the top thanks to their connections rather than any natural ability. I expect he's had to go to work and they won't let him near a computer on his first day making the tea. Just think, if only he'd been born an Earl (Grey?) he'd be leader of the teamakers at the UN by now. Winker
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by andy c
Well,

Nime, please be reassured that that is not what I am doing, but then again one should not be too worried about the ramblings of such a tortured soul, should one?

Bet he's nice in person, anyway. It just worries me that sometimes he seems to post as if under the influnece of a non-world entity!

andy c!
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Let us asume that Phritz was referring to his recurring paranoia with regards to those that cheat their way to the top thanks to their connections rather than any natural ability. I expect he's had to go to work and they won't let him near a computer on his first day making the tea. Just think, if only he'd been born an Earl (Grey?) he'd be leader of the teamakers at the UN by now. Winker


Germans are very pernickety about the quality of their freshly made coffee Nime, me old muncher, so they're certainly not gonna let me near it, especially as I personally don't touch the stuff, I had a nice flask of NAAFI tea thank you very much, which I've just finished, in fact, Brrrp*

Trained to seek out the nutters in order to promote them! sounds just the ticket in the real world, dunnit*

Regards,

Fritz von I've paid loads of income tax today already, and there's more to go* Doesn't stairwell washing give one a backache, innit*
So I'd better be careful on my Oh so high soapbox, carrying this recurring paranoia to-boot then! I always knew you were a medical man Our Nime, in the way you continually (very like Tarqeurs actually) insist on having the last word (and yes, I know I can talk too, innit).

Andy! thank you also, for your strangely timed comments, as I've said afore the SB knife case has been followed by me for some time now, and what with the recent dastardly 'allegations' relating to falsyfying reports (Which 'Allegedly made Ian Blair go Ballistic LAST NIGHT) are probably bloody gutter P, imaginings too, I don't say such things lightly, honnist Guv!*

P.S. The Mason comments are self-explanatory, and unimpotent, as well you know! If one looks at any Police recruitment website throughout the UK (as previously shown, once again) it clearly states that NO FORMAL QUALIFICATIONS WHATSO'EVER ARE REQUIRED FOR ENTRY, and as was widely announced by the new Tory leader (traditionally the Police's biggest Buddy, or am I making it up?), will soon be weeding out incompetent and useless coppers, who should never have been in the job in the first place, let alone being bloody CSI wallers (I doubt if their colleagues will down tools, the famous speeder was only graassed cos everybody hated the sod (TRUE OR TRUE). A little more heed should be taken of Lord Stevens (NOW) (Who now can speak openly, unlike Blair, obviously), cos his ideas are the future of British Policing in my umble view, which I'm sure many other senior bods agree with too (including Blair), but whil'st serving cannot/will not risk their careers, and I don't blame them either one iota, with this shower in power*

Regrades,


Fritz*

I got that Image Shock stuff totally wrong then, I thought the big white Chief only wanted the link to the site in future to save space, silly me, nothing new there then, innit?*
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by andy c
Indeed, again, fritz!

Always find the measure of the media in the balance of reporting success v failure... end of, really.
Posted on: 30 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Long Before Berlins famous Olympic Stadium finally began to be fully refurbished, about a Decade ago, (to it's now absolutely pristine condition) after many serious top- level wranglings over wether the City, Berlin/Brandenburg, or The Bund, (The State) were gonna foot the old Jack & Jill, (send any W-Cup safety comments to the SUN please) the place was falling to bits below the surface. It was a disaster waiting to happen (definately wouldn't have lasted an 100 years, never mind Cpl. Carpetchewers bloody 1000, innit. I know this, as I worked there, and saw for myself the state it was in underneath, well dodgey and make no mistake, rust everywhere. The point of this jolly diatribe is, that when big matches or events took place there, it obviously had to be legally insured for worse-case scenarios, and this was done on match/event basis, signed by an Engineer/Architect, getting paid an arm an a leg by the City, and praying to God nothing happened on their watch so to speak. As we all know (especially on here) one professional opinion can vary quite a lot from another, innit.

Not yet complete Brand New Wembley Stadium, being constructed by some Mickey Mouse Aussie outfit with a very dubious track record, (easily checked for those interested) regarding delivery, and well over budget schemes (Paid for by PFI taxpayers naturally), probably wont make the FA Cup Final (as promised) (Will they be penalised, as is the Norm? don't be silly, it's Your Public Money! purse is bottomless, innit). This being a Spanking New Stadium, I wonder which professionals will put their names to the insurance deeds (as they legally must) before the Whistle Blows, then, and God herself only knows who'll get blamed if there's a prob?

I see that British firm in Poland, with the newly collapsed (Newly Constructed) disaster on their hands, are sweating then*

Fritz von Dodgey Cowboys about everywhere, innit*