Is Our Mick really an MP? Say's one thing and does another!

As is well known throughout the Civilised world, and Swindon, the British (Especially The English) know absolutely fuck all about wine! They may well know how to sell it to punters (to invest), they may well know how to baffle the even blinder than themselves with Parryesque bullshit selling techniques, but in truth, the real wine world just looks on, and quietly LARFS, dunnit*

Stumbled upon a cracker today that I thought might well tickle Our Fredders (new one to me at least), I expect the Chief knows it though!

A person who plays the Bassoon, in German, is known as a - Fagottist*

Regards,


Fritz on third Orn, daan der back of pit* (William! to his older Friends)

Yes, I'm aware it's a Bassoonist, but I wanted to minimise me ists, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
funnily enough, F, I only get a paper when away on me jollies in foreign climbs etc etc.

andy c!

Yeah I know! I cannie ever seem to get decent bog paper in Spain etc, either John!


Aussies call it bum fodder apparently?


Fritz larfin liquidly*

Just had Charlie Boy Clarke on the blower cryin into his scotch & soda, Wotta prize Whimp, really! just cos they've all been defeated yet again, with yet more juicy stuff coming back from their Lordshipüs in the near future too, luvvly jubbly.

Just think if it'd gone through, and Dave Allen was still alive, they'd have given the old sod 7 years straight for religious hatred and incitement, TWATS³*


Regards,

Fritz von Making sense as per always*


I see another Yank's gone and thrown a Mega woobly on a shooting spree, killing 6+! I think this one is slightly different though in respect of the looney being, er, female?*

Maybe she mistook them for clay pigeons, who knows, innit?* (one not so smiley, smiley)

N.B. Some Bastard's speeded all my clocks up! they were going far slower than this last week; and I think Old Tarquers forgot to mention the outside broacasting unit that goes with him on his strolls as well as his two SUV back ups, with direct lines to Jeremy Clarkson, innit? but you know me, I ain't sayin nowt, Dave!

Apparently Mrs Mick is the real bees-knees though, as she requires a portable kärcher steam-cleaner to be carried on all Sunday walks, and has Our Mick washed down afore entering the chosen watering establishment of the day, (puts years on the new Barbour Jacket too, old trick that, I learned in the Far East, years back, whils't serving with the 7th Armoured Crooked Banking & Insurance Corps)(Fishin hooks & razor blades sewn into yer lapels against robbers! chicken feed). The dog's bollocks have to be very carefull though! if the water's too hot the poor bugger does a Frisbey Flip over the nearest style to escape, and usually ends up being shot to pieces as a flying cowpat, by a local hero, pretending to be Crint Eastrood.

Townies just don't understand the Country you see! If a Gippo nicks yer milk, yer fill his/her arse with buckshot, unlike those bloody whingeing pinko-Liberal whimps in the Smoke (especially up norf), they just need any old excuse to bring in the local rapid reaction armed response CSO gadgies into play, and Robert's yer radio:

Chroist! I've been on the books for 48 hours and I'm sounding even more worserer than Parry on a good day already* (Eeek)


Goodnight said the nightman:* Dunnee go on, worse than a Parrot* (eek)

quote:
Originally posted by HTK:
Obviously pining. Our neighbour June has a parrot. She went to visit relatives in Weymouth for two weeks and left the bird with another neighbour. When she got back, all the parrot would come out with was �June�s in Weymouth�.

Cheers

Harry


Nice Post John:

Fritz (I was Gonna say Cheers too, but it seemed daft twice)*

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
What do you put in your mouth when smoking endless cigarettes?

fffffriggin ffffortune Our Adam, innit!*

F.

I didn't know that Sharp made kitchen knives?

Fffffff'Tips! it's obvious*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

[..].

A person who plays the Bassoon, in German, is known as a - Fagottist*

Regards,


Fritz on third Orn, daan der back of pit* (William! to his older Friends)

Yes, I'm aware it's a Bassoonist, but I wanted to minimise me ists, innit*

Quite right and the instrument is a fagotto, though I think it's Italian. Most musical terms are Italian! Nice really that the international language of musical expresion should be Italian, really, though sometimes you come acress French, German, and occasionally English. It seems Beecham may have been right about the cow-pat school of music, but I ain't sayin nuffin, just to paraphrase someone we all love!

all the best from Fredrik

First image of the moaning was Dubya, it can only get better, innit! Who's noticed how a fantastic old Chedder, or good mature Gouder & crackers, can taste even more betterer with just about any old decent cheapish French plonk?

FRitz on Air*

I think yer trackin's fine Adam Old Bean, it's yer settin's that are dicky, and all awash Son!*

Bloody cheap French Groupies eh!

N.B. I wonder if Our Fredders knows wether 'Ah Doo Wop Do Wop' music, is Italian or not?*

Dear Fritz,

I don't know the answer to that sorry! Fredrik

An Englishman in Germany being racist about the Italians? Surely not?

The question is whether Phritz is allowed to return to the scene of the crime to explain himself or will he shout from afar?

Dear Nime,

I think he might be teasing me a bit, after you know, well, best say no more actually...

It's great actually as now Fritz seems to have about three Threads on the go, so anyone offended, will never find the reference again!

Fredrik