The All New Fritz Thread 09.02.06.

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 08 February 2006

As from 'Now' I've decided to play on this thread only; will post no more links or pictures of any kind, and will personally not refer to any other members of this forum directly, innit*

Regards,



Fritz Von Cleaning out the belly button fluff:
Posted on: 13 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I lived in Bl�cher Stra�e on and off for some years, though it was nuffink to with the Oslo Fjord though, wussit**

I didn't know many WWII Indian soldiers faught in Asia against the British, and after all we've done them for, (I mean done for them?*). We had a hell of a job drawing those perfick straight border lines in the desert too, when we gave all those Arab lands their freedom back that time, I hear Pte. Milligan was absolutely shattered innit*
Posted on: 13 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Bush Takes His Case to the People

Sensing a contest of will with Congress over the domestic eavesdropping program, President Bush took his case directly to the people. He described a major terrorist plot against Los Angeles after September the 11th, thwarted by his administration. Said the President: “In the weeks after September the 11th, the mastermind of the September the 11th attacks had already set in motion a plan to have terrorist operatives hijack an airplane using shoe bombs to breach the cockpit door and fly the plane into the tallest building on the West Coast. We believe the intended target was Liberty [sic] Tower in Los Angeles, California. The West Coast plot had been thwarted.”

Bush wants to frame the election this year as a test between which party will keep you safe. And so he didn't say that this was thwarted because of his eavesdropping program, but he brings it out in the midst of this controversy and leaves that implication, when, in fact, there are CIA officials quoted unnamed in the New York Times basically saying that that plot didn't get beyond daydreaming. Hillary Clinton had it right this week when she said this administration always plays the fear card. And Democrats have got to stand up to it. If they don't keep at him, it looks like they're not serious on national security.

-Eleanor Clift
Posted on: 13 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
And to think that the young 16 year old Blücher (of Who'm the last Great Battle ship was named after, as well as other predecessors) was a Hussar in the er, Swedish Cavalry! Didn't Birmingham do well last night, I'm jolly glad a certain Honourabble Scottish member, enjoying English hospitality in Essex; was very very wrong, about Mr Pardue, innit*


€14,00 for a new ID card, scandalous²*


Regards,


Fritz von Isn't Our Gordon making a complete Wally of himself then, the Tories must be absolutely loving it!

STOP-PRESS: Prominent Gay MP admits to being a Liberal-Democrat***
Posted on: 13 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Let's hope Nottingham's Chief Constable's Chaps find the shooter of their colleague pretty sharpish, you know how long these investigations can take sometimes, innit*

Fritz Von Justice is the Law*
Posted on: 13 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
"Can a child be born guilty ?"

Evidently the answer was :

"No !"

From this very moment we stopped trying to expiate. On the contrary it was important to fight for regaining our normal place in society. At best the war was not our affair. Why couldn't we put all of our parents' war engagements in parenthesis, and rather tie our lives to our grandparents ? The majority of them had never been members of the NS and could therefore legitimate our normal position in the chain of the generations. We are fully Norwegians, whatsoever revengeful anti Nazis may say and whatsoever we might feel ourselves.

The "revelation" which fell over us like the sunshine over the park this early summer day might appear absurd in its simplicity. But so much is absurd in the life of an NS child. Formulating the thought was fundamental


Fritz Von Probably a Shabby Nazi trick, innit*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As is commonly & widely known! Perhaps even by some on here too? That to own a European Driving Licence, (Barring possibly Greece?), to parent a child, and to be a brilliant sharpshooter/Sniper/with various top notch weaponry to-boot, all require; absolutely no intelligence whatso'ever! maybe just possibly some natural born talent, luck, or aqquired short-term skill. I think it's important to always remember this very salient fact of life, innit*

Regards,


Fritz
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S.

When I was a lad, today was called, St. Valentines Day (Often today mistakenly pronounced Velemtimes*), and that was in Cockney English, so how the language has fallen somewhat, ain't it*

F.
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Apparently Swindon's got a Brand New PFI Financed; (ie You) 'Reputation Manager', and about Bloody time too, is all I can say, innit*


Fritz Von I don't know if he lives in Ted Heaths old gaff though, at No 1 The Close, Bweee?***
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
US President of Vice, Dick! Has just rung Sir Ian Blair, with the advice, to accidentally shoot a lawyer in Public (preferably Kiwi), then find ones Popularity ratings rise by some 90% overnight, innit* (How about Cherie then, with a bit of buckshot up the bum, they don't like it up em you know!).

You know it makes sense, Ian, nobody likes you, and this time next year you'll be a Lord, with a book in tow, about how Tony bullied you about; for his political ends*

Red Ken*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Earwicker
..Jeez, is that the time already...?
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Having just heard about the Brand New British Legislation (as from today), that if one loses a credit card, and the tea-leaves nick your dosh, (using your PIN number) the bank is no longer liable, and as many British banks have been agressively punting (larfably; over here a lot of late for the first time), and this news gets out, they'll be finished (as they already were with serious €uropeans anyway). This is the most cowardly, ridicluous piece of bullshit I've heard in years, (The weak & 'UK' Poor will be mostly affected, as we'll soon see), absolutely unbelievable. I'd advise any Chaps wishing to come to Berlin, or Germany in the near future for 24/7 drinking, toking and smoking, and legal brothels, (plus screwtop fine wines), to leave their cards at home, nad bring €uro TC's, now you're all in Europe that is, innit*

Why has India 'Openly fucked Tesco's off then?'
(Ministerial level Publically, protectionism has to be accepted in this easrly stage to protect up & coming Indians, quite bloody right too, not even worth mentioning all the numerous small British firms that have been destroyed by this monopoly's sheer greed: (Don't even pay their bloody taxes in UK, just like good old Marks & Engels*

Enuff, Goodnight, Disgusted*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Earwicker:
..Jeez, is that the time already...?


It's entirely your choice Squire!

Literally moments ago the UK Government voted, on a total smoking ban in Public places, this will be followed by an 'Amendment' regarding Lodges and Private Brasso Houses. Knobhid Reid has already touched upon brave squaddies needing to light up on upon their return from active duty abroad, (cos they cannie smoke at home like everybody else in the real world, innit), so that's that then, any Charity bets (I think not) take a note of when this was posted if possible: Good old divided Britain, now we're in Europe**

and i larfed*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Patsy Hewitt; (Horrendous arse-licking limp-wristed Individual) sounding more Thatcheresque by the day, frightening, really, Ugh³*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It's obviously impotent to realise that the Lords will knock back the 'amendment' regarding private Clubs, as well as it's impotent to remember that Blair tonight actually went against his own election maisfesto promise of 2005 (er, last year) on this very matter, and as nobody bothered to vote seriously anyway, I feel nobody in the real New Labour World has a smatter to utter worth considering anyhow! apathy has taken UK to War on pure lies, apathy will take it further down the moral pan, also*


Long live apathy & stupidity²*

just imagine 2 jags accidently shooting a buddy at a rabbit bash*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
It's entirely your choice Squire!

What is, Sunshine?*
Posted on: 14 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
February 14th, 2006 4:03 pm
US Muslim scholar says Iran attack would be insane


By Talal Malik / Reuters

LONDON - A prominent American Muslim scholar who advised President George W. Bush after the September 11 attacks said any U.S.-led attack on Iran would be crazy and throw the Middle East into political turmoil.

"I think it's insane," 45-year-old Hamza Yusuf told Reuters late on Monday. "Iran is a huge country and it can potentially set the entire region in flames."

Referring to Iran's nuclear program, which is at the heart of its dispute with the United States and other countries, Yusuf said if other countries were allowed to have nuclear power then Tehran should be allowed to develop it too.

Western countries suspect Iran is secretly aiming to build a nuclear bomb and have persuaded the International Atomic Energy Agency's ruling board to report Tehran's nuclear program to the U.N. Security Council. Iran says its nuclear facilities are intended to produce only electricity.

The United States and its ally Israel have said they would prefer the dispute to be solved through diplomacy but have not ruled out military action.

"The Iranians are not going to use nuclear weapons, but they have a right to nuclear energy in terms of their infrastructure," said Yusuf.

"I'd just like to see nuclear energy removed from the planet -- but if France has a right to illuminate its homes with nuclear energy, Iran has that right."

Born Mark Hanson, Yusuf converted to Islam at 17 before training under traditional Islamic scholars in the Middle East and founding his own seminary in California. He came to prominence after September 11, 2001, when he advised Bush of the consequences in the Islamic world of attacking Afghanistan, which was harboring al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

Yusuf is visiting Britain as part of a Muslim scholars' roadshow to help ease tensions among disaffected young Muslims, the result of a British government initiative in the aftermath of the July 7 attacks in London.

Yusuf said the dispute over cartoons of Prophet Mohammad published in European newspapers, which sparked violent protests, had degenerated into a brawl and said both Muslims and free speech supporters had been insensitive.

"Criticize Islam all you want - but don't denigrate sacred symbols and sacred beliefs," he said, adding that the response of some Muslim protesters had been no better.

"Stomping on the Danish flag was no response -- the flag has a religious symbol on it. So, it has just become reduced to a brawl," he said.

Yusuf advocates renewed dialogue between Islam and the West and says there is still a chance to avoid a clash of civilizations.

"We're at a crossroads. We can either go the way of dialogue, conciliation and peace or we can go the way of clashing, mutual enmity and increased hatred which will inevitably end in conflict. It's our choice."

Good Gwief:


F. (It shouldn't be allowed, innit)*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by garyi
Mr Fritz have you ever considered one of the new online 'Blogging' sites?

I think its probably more suited to you as most of these places are full of shit and opinion.

Just an idea.
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by arf005
quote:
Originally posted by garyi:
Mr Fritz have you ever considered one of the new online 'Blogging' sites?

I think its probably more suited to you as most of these places are full of shit and opinion.

Just an idea.
Big Grin
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by arf005:
quote:
Originally posted by garyi:
Mr Fritz have you ever considered one of the new online 'Blogging' sites?

I think its probably more suited to you as most of these places are full of shit and opinion.

Just an idea.
Big Grin


Bored are we Ladies! or are you just trying to be original (again)?*

Don't give up yer day jobs, innit*


Regards (though God only knows why)

Fritz von Lucky I'm not half Norewegian or Daninsh, I'd be running-whingeing to management by now, screaming personal insults, and libel, but you know me! (probably why you posted on here in the first place, try it somewhere else, if you dare)*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Although most likely said in perfectly good faith and hunmour! the last Jock joke on the joke thread, is rather tiresome racism (again) I find Johns! Wether one is Scottish, or half Scottish themselves it still doesn't make it allright in my view, even though no member Jocks will complain, and most likely say they larfed, anyway. I'd like it to be said in a Glasgow pub to somebody's face to see the reality of the fun? Why not have Del-Boy or Arfer Daily pulling a fast stunt, on the same tack? As a kid (those 45 and over on here (UK) will know that said joke (in playground or pub) may well have been, this Jew comes into the dentists, Yes! I can just imagine how that would go doon on here! t'be sure t'be sure.

I personally am shocked & stunned at the baseness, and acceptance of it, and I don't think I need to justify my humour )or sense of it) on here to anybody, who's anybody, innit*

Regrads,

Fritz (All in good faith)

Hear about the Norwegain Oil Skipper, who gives Jock his pay slip, then a Norwegain Tax bill on top*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I recently directed some young Berlin English Students to this site, and asked them to concentrate on the M4 thread, current & previous. Going by e-mails I've had so far, they're totally blown away by it all, I'll mention no names, but in some of their circles 'Cult Figures have emerged' at certain Uniwersities here. When I'm asked about individuals, (I refrain from commenting to protect the er, innocent naturally) but I must admit these young sweet things are most excited by it all, though wouldn't even in their wildest wet dreams ever dare actually posting on here, even though their English faR is more betterer than mine even, innit*

Fritz von Telling it how it is, as per always*

N.B. It's Gonna be interesting if 'Private Eye' throw the Gauntlet the new 'Inciting Bovver Law': Just remember Chaps!! irrespective of what you think you know! and your mate knows, this publication is revered by serious people across the board from virtually all parties and walks of British Established Society; at the very highest levels, and I think it's jolly important to remember that; when you first see them getting aggro from 'unelected' Whitehall 'Dickheads', innit*

Evenin All, & Mind how you go*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
LIST OF POW CAMPS IN BRITAIN

1. Grizedale Hall, Hawkshead, Ambleside, Lancashire
2. Toft Hall, Knutsford Cheshire
4. Scraptoft, Thurnby, Leicester & Gilling Camp, Richmond N. Yorkshire.
5. (Unknown Camp) Northern Ireland
6. (Unknown Camp) Northern Ireland & Long Marston Stratford-on-Avon Warwickshire & Doncaster / W.Yorks
7. Winter Quarters, Ascot, Windsor Berks
8. Mile House, Owestry, Salop & Sheriffhales, Shinfal, Salop
9. Kempton Park Race Course, Sunbury on Thames, Middx & Quorn Loughborough, Leicester
10. Gosford Camp, Markethall, Armagh, Northern Ireland
11. Island Farm, Bridgend, Glamorgan & Trent Park Camp, Southgate, Middx
12. Elmfield Camp, Gilford, Portadown, Northern Ireland & Bury , Manchester, Lancashire
13. Shap Fells Hotel, Shap, Penrith, Wales
14. Bun Camp, Doonfoot, Ayr, Scotland
15. Donalsons School, West Coates, Edinburgh, Midlothian, Scotland
16. Gosford Camp, Aberlady, Longniddry, East Lothian, Scotland
17. Lodge Moor Camp, Sheffield, Yorkshire & London W2 (GPC), London
18. Featherstone Park, Haltwhistle, Northumbria
19. Happendon Camp, Douglas, Lanarkshire, Scotland
20. Bickham Camp, Yelverton, Tavistock, Devon
21. Comrie, Perth, Scotland
22. Pennylands Camp, Cummnock, Ayr Scotland.
23. The Marchent Camp, Devizes, Wiltshire & Sudbury, Derbyshire and Shrewsbury (GPC), Salop
24. Knutsford (MH) Cheshire
25. Lodge Farm, Farncombe, Down, Lambourn, Berkshire & Leamington (GPC), Warwickshire
26. Barton Field Camp, Ely, Cambridgeshire
27. Ledbury, Herefordshire & Nottingham (GPC)
28. Knighthorpe Camp, Ashby Road, Loughborough, Leicestershire
29. Royston Heath Camp, Royston, Hertfordshire. Ormskirk (GH) Lancashire & Abergavenny (GPC), South Wales.
30. Carpenters Road, Stratford, East London E15 & Aldershot (GPC) Hanpshire
31. Ettington Park, Newbold Upon Stour, stratford-Upon-Avon
32. Wormwood Scrubs, Shepard's Bush, London, W12
33. Dancer's Hill, South Mimms, Barnet, Hertfordshire & Shorncliffe Camp, Folstone (GPC), Kent
35. Boughton Park, Boughton, Nuneaton, Northhamptonshire.
36. Hartwell Dog Track, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire & Bridgewater (GPC), Somerset.
37. Sudeley Castle, Winchcombe, Cheltenham, Gloucester
38. Pool Park, Ruthin, Denbighs.
39. Castle Maxstoke, Coleshill, Warwickshire
40. Somerhill Camp, Tonbridge, Kent.
41. Ganger Camp, Romsey, Hampshire.
42. Exhibition Field Cp. Holsworthy, Devon
43. Harcourt Hill, North Ilnksey, Berkshire
44. Goathurst Camp, Bridgewater, Somerset.
45. Trumpington, Cambridgeshire
46. Kingsfold Camp, Billinghurst, West Sussex
47. Motcombe Park, Shaftsbury, Dorset.
48. Greenfield Farm, Presteigne, Radnor
49. Harrington Camp, Farndon Road, Market Harborough, Leicester
50. Garswood Park, Ashton-in-Markerfield, Wigan Lancashire
51. Allington, Grantham, Kesteven, Lincolnshire
52. Nether Headon Camp, Retford, Nottinghamshire
53. Sandbeds Camp, Brayton, Selby, Yorkshire
54. Longbridge Camp, Hampton Lovett, Droitwich, Worcester
55. Shalstone, Buckinghamshire
56. Dotesdale, Diss, East Suffolk.
57. Merrow Downs Camp, Guildford, Surrey
58. Belper, Derbyshire & Swanwick, Derbyshire
59. Wood Walton Lane, Sawtry
60. Oerdale Camp, Skipton, Yorkshire & Huddersfield, Bradford, Yorkshire
61. Wynolls Hill, Broadwell, Coleford, Gloucestershire
62. The MoorCamp, Thankerton, Lanarkshire, Scotland
63. Balhery Est. Camp, Alyth, Perth, Scotland
64. Castle Rakine, Denny, Stirling, Scotland
65. Setley Plain, Brokenhust, Hampshire & Preston (GPC) Lancashire.
66. Calvine, Blair Atholl, Perth, Scotland & Dundee, Angus, Scotland
67. Sandyhillock Camp, Craigellachie, Banff.
68. Halmuir Farm, Lockerbie, Dumfries, Scotland.
69. Darras Hall, Ponteland, Newcastle Upon Tyne.
70.Henllan Bridge Camp, Henllan, Llandyssul, Cardigan, Wales
71. Sheriffhales, Shinfal, Salop, Newmarket (GPC) West Suffolk.
72. Ducks Cross Camp, Colmworth, Bedfordshire
73. Storwood Camp, Melbourne, Yorkshire
74. Racecourse Camp, Tarporley, Cheshire
75. Northern Hill Camp, Laurencekirk, Kincardine
76. Merry Thought Camp, Calthwaite, Penrith, Cumberland.
77. Aunsmuir Camp, Ladybank, Fife, Scotland.
78. High Garret, Braintree, Essex,
79. Moorby, Revesby, Boston, Lindesy, Lincolnshire.
80. Horbling, Sleaford, Kesteven, Lincolnshire
81. Pingley Farm, Brigg, Lindsey, Lincolnshire
82. Hempton Green Camp, fakenham, Norfolk, & Aldborough, Norfol
83. Eden Camp, Old Malton, Malton, Yorkshire
84. Sheet Camp, Ludlow, Salop.
85. Victoria camp, Brandon Road, Mildenhall, Bury St. Edmunds, West Suffolk
86. Stanhope Camp, Ashford, Kent & Woodchurch, Ashford, Kent
87. Byfield Camp, Rugby, Warwickshire
88. Mortimer, reading, Berkshire
89. Easton Grey Camp, Malmesbury, wiltshire
90. Friday Bridge, Wisbach, Cambridgeshire
91. Post Hill Camp, Farnley, Leeds, Yorkshire
92. Bampton Road, Tiverton, Devon
93. Harperley Camp, Fir Tree, Crook, Co. Durham & Oaklands Emergancy Hospital, Bishop Aukland, Co. Durham
94. Gaulby Road, Billesdon, Leicester
95. Batford Camp, Harpenden, Staffordshire
96. Wolseley Road, Rugley, Staffodshire
97. Birdinbury, Bourton, Rugby, Warwickshire
98. Little Addington, Kettering, Northamptonsire
99. shugborough Park, great Haywood (GH) Staffordshire
100. St. Martins, Owestry, Salop
101. Glandulas Camp, Newton, Montgomery
102. Llanddarog, Camarthen
103. Moota Camp, Cockermouth, Northumbria
104. Beela River, Milnthorpe, Westmorland
105. Brewery Road, Wooler, Northumbria & Colinton Camp, Edinburgh (GPC) Midlothian
106. Stamford, Kesteven, Lincolnshire
107. Penleigh Camp, Wookey Hole, Wells, Somerset.
108. Thirkleby, Thirsk, Yorks
109. Brahan Castle, Dingwall, Ross and County
110. Stuartfield, Mintlaw, Aberdeen
111. Deer Park Camp, Moneymusk, Aberdeen
112. Kingendengh Camp, Mauchline Ayr, Scotland & Doonfoot, Ayr
113. Holm Park Camp, Newton Stewart, Wigtown.
114. Eden Vale Camp, Westbury Wiltshire
115. White Cross Camp, St. Columb Major Cornwall
116. Mill Lane, Hatfield Heath, Bishops Stortford, Essex
117. Waiderslade camp, Chatham, Kent
118. Mardy, Abergavenny, Wales
119. Pabo Hall Camp, llandudno Junction, Caernarvon
120. Sunlaws Camp, Kelso, Roxburgh
121. Racecourse Camp, Ripon, Yorkshire & Knaresborough Yorkshire
122. Raynor's Lane, Harrow-on-the-Hill, Middx & Hatch End, Harrow-on-the Hill, Middlesex.
123. Dalmahoy Camp, Kirkwenton, Midlothian, Scotland.
124. Wapley Camp, Yate, Bristol
125. Newland House, Tooting Bec. Road, Tooting Bec Common, London SW17.
126. Mellands Camp, Gorton, Manchester, Lancashire
127. Potters Hill, HighGreen, Sheffield, Yorkshire.
128. Meesden, Buntingford, Hertfordshire
129. Ashford Lodge Camp, Halstead, Essex
130. West Fen Militia, Ely, Cambridge.
131. Uplands Camp, Diss, Norfolk
134. Loxley Hall, Utoxeter, Staffordshire
135. Stanbury House, Spencers Wood, Reading, Berkshire
136. High Hall, Bishop Burton, Beverly, Yorkshire
137. Hazeldene Camp, Elburton, Plymouth, Devon
138. The Rectory Camp, Bassingham, Kesteven, Lincolnshire
139. Wolviston Hall, Wolviston, Billingham, Durham
140. Racecourse Camp, Warwick, Warwickshire
141. Beeson House, St. Neots
142. Gloucester, Gloucestershire
143. Carlton Hall, Carlton, Worksop, Nottinghamshire
144. Ruskin Avenue, Kew, Richmond Surrey
145. Normanhurst Camp, Battle, East Sussex
146. Newton Camp, Preston, Lancashire
147. Boar's Head, Walgherton, Nantwich, Cheshire
148. Castlethorpe Hall Camp, Castlethorpe, Brigg, Lindley, Lincolnshire
151. Pendeford hall, Codsall, Wolverhampton, Staffordshire & Coven, Wolverhampton, Staffordshire & Halfpenny Green, Wolverhampton, Staffordshire

152. Old Liberal Club, Charnwood Road, Shepshed, Loughborough
153. Fulney Park Camp, Spalding, Lincolnshire
154. Minister ofWorks Camp,swanscombe, Dartford, Kent.
155. Hornby Hall Camp, Penrith, Scotland
156. The Heath Camp, Wellingore, Kesteven Lincolnshire
157. Bourton Camp, Bourton-on-the-Hill, Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire
159. Butterwick, Yorkshire
160. Lydiard Park, Purton, Swindon, Wiltshire
161. Grangefield, Gloucester (MH) Belfast, Northern Ireland.
162. Naeburn (MH) Yorkshire

And there's more!!!

One lucky bunch of German Prisoners were even taken to the Boleyn ground to see thingy play*

The Sun Photographer & freebie-hangers on were there too:
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As with the many Gels I know here who've smoked only pure baccy for many a year (rollups, also with pure natural hemp papers), as well as tokin only pure grass, no dope, no skunk rubbish, as also applies to the general food diet, and 'booze' intake, ie, no chemicals in it, innit, that applies to top class vodka too, for those that imbibe in, any of the afore-mentioned 'vices self-medications'? if not, they tend to only judge others badly (through their lack of education) if they break these basic rules, as it goes on to their kids, just like ignorant racism, etc, does too, there's absolutely no difference, and it's all so very easy to CONTROL:

'Life's too short to drink bad wine'


Dick Cjeyney* soon to retire, unloved*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just wondering when the 'all new padded cell wife-swapping thread' will appear? Such mindless stupid arrogant recklessness hasn't been enjoyed for ages (even if it is all made up? that's the real thought in their minds, innit) I just hope that it's the women really writing here, or I see serious 'Classic' trouble at long distance Mill:


Ah wheel , who give's a MOnkeys, eh?


Fritz Von Muslims don't Murder Danish Swans, it's against their thingy*
Posted on: 15 February 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Firstly, I hope that this isn't too difficult for some folk to fathom out there? but a Finnish friend of mine put a very interesting idea/concept to me recently (and she should know), which I can't possibly believe, but it's quite intrigueing all the same, innit. Hands up all those of you out there who know what the 'Cold War was?'. Well she reckons, that even with the Churchillian Iron curtain in place, and everybody was a'chillin oot and all, things were still pretty uneven, wunnit. In the Sexy Commander Bond West (old europe) only France & UK had their own independant nuclear arsenals (as is still the case today), though all the other Western European 'Allies' had theirs; and the Yanks, hardware on their territory, making them targets too, even though they couldn't independently defend themselves (outrageous suggestion). The Reds, (only East block Nuclear arsenal) had all their stuff all over their satelite states too, (USSR) innit*

Bloody dirty old game really, innit. You start a silly fight, and all yer 'mates'get Nuked' Cos both sides saved yer from Adolf & Joseph:

You know it makes sense, No wonder the Finns have such a marvellous sense of humour, and know what real vodka's all about too, as well as living today, and not in the glorious past, full of utopian illusions, going round in mullberry bush circles, like others seemingly so splendidly at other's cost do, innit*


I ain't sayin nowt though, what's the point*