The All New Fritz Thread 09.02.06.

Anne Robinson: Which ship sailed, in 1831, on a round-the-world voyage with Charles Darwin aboard?
Contestant: The Marie-Rose Celeste.
THE WEAKEST LINK, BBC2

Sara Cox: What was Bram Stoker’s most famous creation?
Contestant: Branston Pickle.
SARA COX SHOW, RADIO 1

Dumb America

Beauty & the Geek WBDC, Washington DC
Presenter : Name the Capital of Iraq.
Contetstant: Can you spell that please?
Presenter: I-R-A-Q.
Contestant: What was the question again?
Presenter: Name the Capital of Iraq.
Contestant: Afghanistan?

(Probably not ex Milkitary, innit?)

We must remember there are always two sides to every question !*

Any Plonker knows what a real copper looks like, innit*

The first and only time the 'Illegal' Opium production in Afghanistan, radically reduced across the board, (Legal production continued, though more expensive) was when the, er, Taliban were in power, and I dare anybody to contradict that, if they're seriously daft enough to*


Crack coke took smacks place, as er, any copper in an affected zone will know (they've seeen the filum). Heroin costs are two-a penny these days, that's why I'm sure you're all confused that �Billions of squids are being mentioned to feed all the dole-scrounging beggars in UK, innit*


Maybe I'm amazed at the****


I didn't know that impersonating a copper was illegal! most of the real ones I've met are seemingly fake?*

Goodnight*

Ok Fritz!
I hope you're good and nothing bad happened.
Evenif you're hard to follow as a squirrel on a tree, people here is wondering and worring about you.
I hope you're still in one piece and maybe sobering up some carnival tour of duty.
I am.

Gianluigi, your self-portraits are getting a bit tiresome!

Steve

quote:

I was just wondering if anyone maybe knew if that black geezer with a gun, has been charged with attempted murder, or not yet?

Charged and remanded in custody, bruno...

Here's my self-portrait . . .

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Gianluigi, your self-portraits are getting a bit tiresome!

Steve

Isn't it hard when you did think to have the best costume and realize is not true.
All the women scratching your bill leaving you a sense of uselessness.
Hey barman!
Another one!

Fritz?
You hear me?
Over.

Nice bit of Claude D earlier, followed up by an A Minor Berzerka, from Choppin the Pole, I reckon the Joanna was out though, and having perfick pitch myself (just like Wemberleee) I should jolly well know, innit:


No bloody silly sausage tuners for this Fritz**

I'm glad they got that black bloke then, who shot that poor WPC, he sounds like a right old case dunnee*

aaaaaaaaaaaa
Nice to see you back.
Btw i din't get a word but it's ok as well.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
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Nice to see you back.
Btw i din't get a word but it's ok as well.

I can't say too much at this stage, except that antique Double-Bass's make excellent sledges, cos as you know Balsa is actually a hard wood.#

Notta Lorra Peeps know this*


Red wine time again, a great dry Italian 99, not Cents, years, innit***'##


Red wine time again, a great dry Italian 99, not Cents, years, innit***'##

P.S. I used to greatly enjoy as a lad on summer holidays, going down to the local beach at my Grannies gaff in Bembridge, and scoffing cr�pes (pancakes in the real world) on the beach with
my brothers, which were laced with all sorts of highly booze-laden liquers, purveyed by Lady West; (Grannies eccentric and lovely neighbour) to make a bit on the side no doubt, on this very quiet but nice spot (Until the London riff-raff arrived; naturally. Tonights Shrove evening is with the usual fresh lemon & sugar, though I'll maybe chuck on some rather nice, far less sweet Spanish Caramel gear (As I'm not a sweet person):*

I'm still amazed at the 'English' arrogance regarding smoking & 24 Hour drinking (An I larfed), as if they were really the only folks on the Planet*


It' Quite Pathetic really from a distance*

Did you know that the poor family members of the recent heist depot 'Boss' were/are the first robbery (Indirect) victims, no guns fired, no injuries, no violence, that have had so much SKY SYMPATHY since Diana's death. As far as I'm concerned it goes with the territory, I personally recall having a Dick taking me to school and back on numerous occassions, due to threats to our family, and I's imagine a geezer in that position is a much primer target, in the real world innit*

Personally; I think the whole thing is a smokes-sreen scam! (That's for the er, record by the er, way)*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Red wine time again, a great dry Italian 99, not Cents, years, innit***'##

Good choice, Gram!



P.S. I used to greatly enjoy as a lad on summer holidays, going down to the local beach at my Grannies gaff in Bembridge, and scoffing cr�pes (pancakes in the real world) on the beach with
my brothers, which were laced with all sorts of highly booze-laden liquers, purveyed by Lady West; (Grannies eccentric and lovely neighbour) to make a bit on the side no doubt, on this very quiet but nice spot (Until the London riff-raff arrived; naturally. Tonights Shrove evening is with the usual fresh lemon & sugar, though I'll maybe chuck on some rather nice, far less sweet Spanish Caramel gear (As I'm not a sweet person):*[/QUOTE]


So you have been home.
Nice to go back sometimes, but hard way back.
Isn't it?

I am at home in Berlin! and in fact very soon I will have lived here for a quarter of a Century exactly, without anybody's help (only hindrance usually), jealousy, and greed, like many on this forum actually, as far as I can read between the virtual-lines! not to mention vindictiveness, and down-right stupidity (which is no crime of course, though mindless repetitive ignorance is, I feel; and can be resolved quite easily) seen it, been there, and done it (I can honestly say I've never ripped anybody off in my life, stolen from anybody, or been jealous of anybody or anything, in fact I'm almost fucking perfect).

Whils't mosying around in the cellars of an desolated 17th Century Villa yesterday afternoon, at my new work, I thought to myself, what a great place for a party, I bet the sound-wibes are well tasty man:

Cheers, Adam, I trust the cheque cleared ok, ignore those silly Tunbridge markings, it was my dogs cat*


Goodnight,

Fritz von Being Independent of all skiing holidays for the last 20 years to-boot**

P.S. By not directly referring or commenting upon anybody's 'educated opinions' will keep me clear of their whingeing's I feel, as I'd originally stated when staring this thread so be it*

11 Golds?*

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Whils't mosying around in the cellars of an desolated 17th Century Villa yesterday afternoon, at my new work, I thought to myself, what a great place for a party, I bet the sound-wibes are well tasty man:

What's your job Gram?
If i can ask, of course.

Posted Tue 28 February 2006 22:01
Whils't being updated earlier this evening on a pretty young member of my family (early 50's), who had major surgery a few days ago in norf Ingerland for out of the blue throat cancer, I was pleased to hear, that as well as being so-far successful, and being out of ICU soon, he'll possibly be released much earlier too (took food yesterday, so definately is fighting to get out fast), to avoid possible infection (au-hospital which affects some 17% of weak-British patients, dying basically due to bad hygiene practices across the board (cost cutting, PFI profit enlargening) (I know it's true, and it's not even worth hearing, or certainly putting to 'discussion' about, especially on here, as the same old blarney rhetoric gets rolled out every time, dunnit, and no I'm not critisising medical staff, as I always have to reitterate, before being taken out of context) about as bloody obviously as 'I think it's important to *** Blah Blah'.

Fritz von the chap involved never smoked in his life, was for years a RN PTI, followed up by a er, Rozzer in Ampshire, followed up by a Uni- lecturer, and always kept well fit, so in-between a few drinkin years, which compared to my years of enjoyment of the old 24/7 grape were insignificant, I'd say he's been pretty unlucky, or on the other hand lucky, that he's survived, and will be even luckier the sooner he gets out of that bloody pox-ridden British hospital, and lands on his arse in a pile of dogs shit on the street, where his natural defences are much more likely to save him for another 30 years + innit*


Don't eat French, German, or Italian Easter Eggs*


Long live Red Ken, Fuck Democracy and free speech*

The Official Secrets Act/FOI ACT are the biggest farces in the unwritten-constitution, next to Rugby 'Fans' that is*


Ice cold Pilsener Urquel (less booze in it innit, than Bud )to wash the pancakes and excellent Italian Vino awaah, don't look at this website: ronknee.blogspot.com innit*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

The Official Secrets Act/FOI ACT are the biggest farces in the unwritten-constitution,

I've signed the OSA and supervised others in it's signing more times that i care to think about.....and never read it once!!

I rest my case! totally open to the abuse that they daily are, like junkies on the street Military association accounts for less than 5% of the OSA, get a life Sir*

Welcome back Fritz :-)

Still kicking up f**k I see.

I for one will be interested to read your posts.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I rest my case! totally open to the abuse that they daily are, like junkies on the street Military association accounts for less than 5% of the OSA, get a life Sir*

Did I say otherwise? You make erroneous assumptions. I have signed it and supervised it's signing in contexts other than the conventional military. Lie down and take an aspirin dear.

Make's yer wonder if folk posting on here aren't contravening the Old OSA really dunnit?

Who's Davis Beckham then?


Nice Day Ladies*

F



P.S. To the right Honourable member for Bellusconi, I'm not being rude old chap for not directly answering you, and will do in future on another thread with new criteria, Adders allowing! Other folk, and whingeing ex Bass players (Who I personally now see as just a fake, with no credentials or for that matter portfolio other then to, inflict that own imaginary little world on others, no matter wehat the cost) Yes! I see through that insinserity like a second of Blairs gog opening, innit*

G'day

GOOD LUCK ITALY & URAGUAY


Tonight's The Night*

When Bellusconi will take his tongue off bush secret hole maybe he'll find out this is not Iraq.
Evenif we've never been so close to be like it.