The All New Fritz Thread 09.02.06.
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 08 February 2006
As from 'Now' I've decided to play on this thread only; will post no more links or pictures of any kind, and will personally not refer to any other members of this forum directly, innit*
Regards,
Fritz Von Cleaning out the belly button fluff:
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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P.S. ..., and will do in future on another thread with new criteria, Adders allowing! Other folk, and whingeing ex Bass players (Who I personally now see as just a fake, with no credentials or for that matter portfolio other then to, inflict that own imaginary little world on others, no matter wehat the cost) Yes! I see through that insinserity like a second of Blairs gog opening, innit*
G'day
Dear Fritz,
Intersting little pop at me.
Personally I could not care less what you think of me, or my credentials. Some here know me, and beside that many musical and otherwise people know me well enough. So what you believe is irrelevant. They
know. As for your good self, I think you have provided good value over time on occasion in your posts, but I loose interest when you become irrascible like an old dog. I certainly would consider a visit to the vet's for any dog of mine that behaved as you have towards me.
So post away, as this will be my last post in response to you.
Good luck in your future from Fredrik
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Make's yer wonder if folk posting on here aren't contravening the Old OSA really dunnit?
/QUOTE]
I would not know, as I said, I never read it.
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
When Bellusconi will take his tongue off bush secret hole it.
Secret hole? Gianluigi, did you know that Bush had an arsehole transplant and the transplant rejected him?
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What a sticky little fingered thread this is becoming! firstly; to pompous old bass-players and their 'musical reprodiction' friends & chums, rather than 'musical creationist' friends, I'm glad you've all got somwhere to go to, now go there and pretend to make music, and stay there for Christ sake, and stop whingeing in the classical way, that is just so old hat, and incredibly boring, (like many a 'concert' no-doubt, playing on other folks genius). The arsehole transplant joke/political-comment originally referred to Tricky Dicky Millhouse, many moons afore, and is well documented., plus do you really think you should smoke stinking old fags on Ash Wednesday? or indeed any fags at all, at all!
Fritz von Osgood was a goodyun, saw him play many a time, bit dodgey on the old G string though! (I'll drink a toast to him later no doubt), two even*
The only connection I've seen on here that just slightly resembles British Army Officer daily life, is not reading a contract onesself & signing it (death warrant), as well as getting others to sign it without reading it either!
(probably under odours Capt)
Wotta Gay Day***
Pure IFA stuff, to a tee*
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz, old chop,
The arsehole transplant joke/political-comment originally referred to Tricky Dicky Millhouse, many moons afore, and is well documented.,
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True, but what is your point?
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plus do you really think you should smoke stinking old fags on Ash Wednesday? or indeed any fags at all, at all!
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You've lost me on that one.
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The only connection I've seen on here that just slightly resembles British Army Officer daily life,
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How would you know?
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is not reading a contract onesself & signing it (death warrant), as well as getting others to sign it without reading it either!
(probably under odours Capt
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What death warrant? Don't you know none of us can read? Keep taking the medication old chop.
Regards,
Erik
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I think my thoughts have been justly answered to my satifaction, though not surprise, innit*
Go away you boring little people*
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I think my thoughts have been justly answered to my satifaction, though not surprise, innit*
Go away you boring little people*
What is the weather like where you are Fritz old chop? Here where I am it has been bright sunshine yet quite chilly.
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
There's Trubble at Mills again I see
'Me at my Joanna' Mrs Mills & a Dizzy Bass Player, pretending to be sensitive, but in reality they're both as hard as ex-squaddies full of ale.
'Mills on the Floss', keeping yer Amsteads elfy:
I can see for Mills and Mills and Mills, O Yeah!
What goes off with a right old Mills & Boom?
A Mills Bomb, innit**
Fritz von Millicent Martin Milling & mingling maliciously macho mediocre malleant manservant
misfits*
It's the way I tell em*
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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Fritz von Millicent Martin Milling & mingling maliciously macho mediocre malleant manservant
misfits*
It's the way I tell em*
Too much milling methinks
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Not being associated with any of the obvious buying and selling threads on this forum, which admittedly indirectly try to flog their wares, I can see, how the punters are slowly finding them more and more appealing by the day (me appalling), due to the good old greed & repetition factor 1, though what do I know, only what I see & smell, innit*
Clear as bloody day*
Fritz von there's talk that even Swindonians of repute (contradiction in terms possibly?) are leaving this place in their droves (and Galaxy's) getting bored shitlees here, with nobody constructive to teach their philosophy to, just a load of old wind-baggy whingers²?
pretending to be something they're obviously not, nor have ever been, but reckon a few bungs can put er, right*
Can't see it myself, you know me, I ain't sayin nuffin John* Faithlessness, Hopelessness, and Charity begins at home* Yup, that's the one:
Whatta baat all dem black drug geezers wot they got then, 10,000 years in nick, but out in five with a good bung, shocked & stunned, I would have said three mesen! Maybe the beak is straight, or summfink, innit?
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I very nearly completed my very first sudoku today, but the bugger got me at the last fence (it was in Jap though)*
Having a first bash on an professional architectual puter-prog earlier at work, which just blows away anything I've ever seen on the old graphics side, wonderful stuff, and No, I will not say anything at this stage, or afterwards, innit*
Don't know wether to watch Italy, Uraguay, or go to bed with new book, cos I is knackered, must be all that bleedin tax they took off me*
Bon Soir, as the South American's say*
I know of one Honourable animal loving Italian member on here who definately wont be cheering Tyskland on, and that's a fact!
F'd² (snowing again heavily, get the old ski's out again in the moaning i reckons too*
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I know of one Honourable animal loving Italian member on here who definately wont be cheering Tyskland on, and that's a fact!
F'd² (snowing again heavily, get the old ski's out again in the moaning i reckons too*
Hey Graham!
What's tyskland?
Not snowing here at the moment, but i wish it was.
Snow just clean all the shit around with a soft cover of white.
Little birds come to porch outside home and find good sonflowers' seeds for lunch and dinner.
Deers find hay and squirrels nuts in the dead leaves.
I'm doing the best that i can to fight against future.
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Tyskland, is what 'real Norwegians' call Germany when they are being polite, innit*
Dial M for Millchester*
Eeeek
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Tyskland, is what 'real Norwegians' call Germany when they are being polite, innit*
How do they call it when they're seriously drunk?
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Tyskland, is what 'real Norwegians' call Germany when they are being polite, innit*
How do they call it when they're seriously drunk?
Fucking Tyskland*
2 - 0 *
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Tyskland, is what 'real Norwegians' call Germany when they are being polite, innit*
How do they call it when they're seriously drunk?
Answer - 'Tyskland innit*'
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
You see!
Sometimes is only a matter of adjectives!
The times i was in old Denmark a lot of people around did try to let me know at any cost, in a very cheap way btw, that i was not welcome.
So..........if for my beloved sweetheart i was the "italian" for a lot of them i was the "bloody italian".
Who cares anyway.
We all are european now!
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
You see!
Sometimes is only a matter of adjectives!
The times i was in old Denmark a lot of people around did try to let me know at any cost, in a very cheap way btw, that i was not welcome.
So..........if for my beloved sweetheart i was the "italian" for a lot of them i was the "bloody italian".
Who cares anyway.
We all are european now!
I'm sorry to hear that Gianluigi, racism/mationalism is disgusting. I am surprised you got that in Denmark.
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Hi Erik!
I've found a lot of good Danish people in my stayings.
But we, italians, take with us a sort of fame that makes people always think about bad things.
Fortunately now we are all americans!
heheheheheheehhe
Anyway............danish girls and women are some of most beautiful creatures i've ever met in my life!
Skol!
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Glad to see England's Moronically trying to push/spin everybody getting water meters as somehow being a bad thing, which in reality means that the Greedy Bastards out there, share-holders etc, will lose out, and hopefully less Grannies will get cut-off, as has been occurring over the last few years: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN BRITISH HISTORY; SHAME ON YOU, THOSE THAT IDLY STAND BY. Water meters here, are slowly coming into force (for the consumer)State Owned (ie, I pay for what I have personally used) SIMPLE. NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, NO SPIN, PLAIN LANGUAGE, NO TRICKS, BRITISH BULLSHIT AT TIMES EXCELLS ALL LEVELS OF DECENCY & FAIRNESS, REALLY! WATER FOR GOD's SAKE> What are you money grabbers truly on, yer cannie take it with yee, and yer kids a~ll blow it in 5 anyhow>, I know Grannies are share-holders too, so that's allright then, all 5% of them.
Pathetic³
Lookin forward to the Bullshit arguments, which I~ll ignore, as they're rubbish before they're even uttered
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
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Fortunately now we are all americans
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...But not for long, we will be Chinese eventually
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Agreed!
Skol indeed
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
I've never been in England.
From my friend tells there's a lot to see there as well.
I did travel Holland, Denmark and the south area of Sweden.
One day, when my pa and ma will not be here anymore, i'll sell all the properties and i think i'll move and join civilization!
And women as well!
ehheheheehhehehe
China is not a problem.
They can't work the way we do.
They are for mass production but don't know the meaning of quality.
I'm not scared cos' we are retiring our production from there.
Too many mistakes.
Sorry for chinese members.
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
I've never been in England.
From my friend tells there's a lot to see there as well.
I did travel Holland, Denmark and the south area of Sweden.
One day, when my pa and ma will not be here anymore, i'll sell all the properties and i think i'll move and join civilization!
And women as well!
ehheheheehhehehe
China is not a problem.
They can't work the way we do.
They are for mass production but don't know the meaning of quality.
I'm not scared cos' we are retiring our production from there.
Too many mistakes.
Sorry for chinese members.
Gianluigi,
Smaland - south Sweden is incredibly beautiful. I had a girlfriend from there. Also Finland, Norway (where I lived for a couple of years)and Denmark. I've sampled the delights of almost every country in Europe, it's a perverted hobby of mine - collecting nationalites - In Italy it was Antonella from pesaro!
As for China it was Nina from Beijing but that particular 'made in China' was very well put together indeed but she did make a mistake - she preferred to leave England (where she had been doing a masters degree)to go home to her millionaire boyfriend. Damn!
Will our european Hi-Fi survive the increasing onslaught of cheap Chinese imports?
Posted on: 01 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
Dear Erik!
Women are like weather!
You can't decide on their place!
Anyway.......................some of my ancestors came from Austria and Poland.
When i move around they think i'm not italian and want to see the id card.
So it's an hard way to go with blond, tall blue eyed girls that like the typical black haired italian man.
Just believe me that, everytime i move up there, i do get ipnotized by those grey or blue eyes!
The sum of beauty and kindness that makes me forget about the things that a man, normally, thinks to do with a woman.
Beauty is beauty and it seems i can't get enough!
China can count on a very low work cost price.
Things changed in ten years and even workers realized that they can ask for more in terms of wages.
A lot of well known european companies has been transfered, but only a few of chinese managers and businessmen understood that what we ask is not quantity but quality.
Japan sells it's stereo set in the supemarkets (the largest percentage of it) but amateurs still look for some brands.
They can try to sell me a tube set at half the price, but what makes the difference is the sound and not the finishing.
