The US are Cowardly Scum & Rice Should Resign ASAP:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 20 July 2006
It's as simple and as brutally Commercial as Our Mick really*
Fritz von Fair Playing fields Like Fuck, you're Pathetic Ignorant Users & Abusers³
Fuck Em! Blair should be ashamed to be British he has no Legacy except the Obvious one of being a Joker with his moronoic Patrionising no win grin* His Grandchildren will be silent I feel unless he really shows some Spunk and speaks out like the brilliant man he once was:
Fritz von Fair Playing fields Like Fuck, you're Pathetic Ignorant Users & Abusers³
Fuck Em! Blair should be ashamed to be British he has no Legacy except the Obvious one of being a Joker with his moronoic Patrionising no win grin* His Grandchildren will be silent I feel unless he really shows some Spunk and speaks out like the brilliant man he once was:
Posted on: 20 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As most folk on here are no doubt well aware Audie Murphey wrote "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer" so that's allright then:
Fritz von Blockbusters went bankrupt here years ago (I wonder why?)
Bon Soir as the Lebanese say* (Peace Man)
Fritz von Blockbusters went bankrupt here years ago (I wonder why?)
Bon Soir as the Lebanese say* (Peace Man)
Posted on: 20 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Perhaps the Yanks should move their troops to Israel and give themselves some real opposition for once, in fact both sides would have some real opposition for once, just think of all the escalation possibilities in the name of freedom and honour and purple hearts, and they could compare notes too in the torture (sorry investigation chambers)**
Fritz von Not to mention wanton slaughter just for the sake of it*
Freedom fighting with terror*
Fritz von Not to mention wanton slaughter just for the sake of it*
Freedom fighting with terror*
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yes the most decorated Yank in Yankee history (for single handedly killing the most enemy was a cowboy and singer, innit) Rudolf the rednosed reindear, wotta strange combination, lucky psychopath or all American Hero?
Fritz von I wonder if Blacks and Hispanics had 'been allowed' to play in the major Baseball leagues earlier if Babe would even be known of today?
Nice to see everybody keeping clear of this thread anyway, I wonder why?
Fritz von I wonder if Blacks and Hispanics had 'been allowed' to play in the major Baseball leagues earlier if Babe would even be known of today?
Nice to see everybody keeping clear of this thread anyway, I wonder why?
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by JoeH
It's coz you referred to Blair as a 'brilliant man'.
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JoeH:
It's coz you referred to Blair as a 'brilliant man'.
Was a brilliant Man John! now like the rest of his crew he's just a Brilliant day to day Dodger (un-artfull) spitting out the bleedin obvious party jargon without pause or hesitation (I wonder how they actually breath sometimes?)*
Fritz von Possibly osmosis or just through their arses (or asses as they incorrectly say in Wiltshire in a Wilting sort of way) innit:
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by JoeH
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by JoeH:
It's coz you referred to Blair as a 'brilliant man'.
Was a brilliant Man John! now like the rest of his crew he's just a Brilliant day to day Dodger (un-artfull) spitting out the bleedin obvious party jargon without pause or hesitation (I wonder how they actually breath sometimes?)*
Fritz von Possibly osmosis or just through their arses (or asses as they incorrectly say in Wiltshire in a Wilting sort of way) innit:
I don't recall Blair ever being brilliant. He was simply a young-ish bloke with a nice smile who promised (just like Mrs T) to heal divisions, cause the lame to walk etc etc and also promised (just like John Major) to be whiter than white, clean out the Augean stables of corruption in government etc etc. Of course, as one could have predicted, underneath it all he was just another shyster with a fixation on the US and a predeliction for free holidays. I wasn't disillusioned about him having never been illusioned in the first place, but he signalled tae way things were going to be almost from day one when he stopped the ban on advertising of tobacco in Formula One racing after an intervention by Bernie Ecclestone.
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by JoeH
They're out of sorts in Sunderland
And terribly cross in Kent
They're down in Hull
And the Isle of Mull
Is seething with discontent
They're nervous in Northumberland
And Devon is down the drain
They're filled with wrath on Firth of Forth
And sullen on Salisbury plain
In Dublin they're depressed lads
Maybe because they're Celts
For Drake is going West, lads
And so is everyone else
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Misery's here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience they won't roll by
With a scowl and a frown we'll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Suffering and dismay
There are bad times just around the corner
The horizon is gloomy as can be
There are black birds over
The greyish cliffs of Dover
And the rats are preparing to leave the BBC
We're unhappy breed and very bored indeed
When reminded of something that Nelson said
While the press and the politicians nag, nag, nag
We'll wait until we drop down dead
There are bad times just around the corner
And the outlook's absolutely vile
There are home fires smoking from Windermere to Woking
And we're not going to tighten our belt and
Smile Smile Smile
At the sound of the shots
We'd just as soon as not
Get a hot water bottle and go to bed
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
A likely story
Land of Hope and Glory
Wait until we drop down dead
And terribly cross in Kent
They're down in Hull
And the Isle of Mull
Is seething with discontent
They're nervous in Northumberland
And Devon is down the drain
They're filled with wrath on Firth of Forth
And sullen on Salisbury plain
In Dublin they're depressed lads
Maybe because they're Celts
For Drake is going West, lads
And so is everyone else
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Misery's here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience they won't roll by
With a scowl and a frown we'll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Suffering and dismay
There are bad times just around the corner
The horizon is gloomy as can be
There are black birds over
The greyish cliffs of Dover
And the rats are preparing to leave the BBC
We're unhappy breed and very bored indeed
When reminded of something that Nelson said
While the press and the politicians nag, nag, nag
We'll wait until we drop down dead
There are bad times just around the corner
And the outlook's absolutely vile
There are home fires smoking from Windermere to Woking
And we're not going to tighten our belt and
Smile Smile Smile
At the sound of the shots
We'd just as soon as not
Get a hot water bottle and go to bed
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
A likely story
Land of Hope and Glory
Wait until we drop down dead
Posted on: 21 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
So who'se heard about the Lebanese Army to-Date then? (No! neither have I). Maybe they're helping the Israelis wreck their country for them, maybe they've been confined to barracks, maybe they gonna fight back like any other normal human beings would when their country is invaded irrespective of the David- Goliothesque Odds stacked against them, and all the usual bullshit rhetoric metered out (By Rice just now for example)?
Pubtime,
Goodnight*
Tough day at school today I didn't learn a thing (it must be catching innit)*
Pubtime,
Goodnight*
Tough day at school today I didn't learn a thing (it must be catching innit)*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by HR:quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:
Dear Haim,
I am on record on this forum as being totally against the war in Iraq which is illegal and immoral and unjustified imo. I do not support my country right or right. Unlike you.
]
Erik,
I am very well aware of your positions against the Iraq war, and that is excatly why I expect a little more humility from you when you are judging other conflicts. I personally was always against the Israeli Occupation policies but that does not mean that I automaticly accept any criticism or name calling.
I was born in Israel, grew up there, served in a combat unit for three years in all the theaters (Sinai, Gaza Strip, West Bank and Golan Heights) and even did a couple of reserve duty in Southern Lebanon where the fighting is taking place today. I am very familiar with the people, the places and the history of the region (both sides), and I formed my opinions according to my knowledge and personal experiences. I surely don't need a Rabbi from London to tell me who and what we are just as you do not need me to tell you what the UK is all about.
Going back to the British soldiers, I will take your word that they are well trained though I still maintain that they were never fully tested in a way where they could demonstrate their high standards in Iraq. I think that the main reason (which you do not mention) that they were not used in battles like Fallujah or Ramada is that the British public was never ready to accept any heavy casualties during this miserable adventure.
I do not think that the British soldiers are winning heart or minds in Iraq. No occupier force can attain that goal. At best they are looked as a lesser evil. When the Israeli forces entered the Shiite villages (the stronghodls of Hezbollah today) in Southern Lebanon in 1982, they were showered with candies and rice. It is not that they won any hearts or minds, but they ended 12 years of horrible opression of those villagers by the PLO which controled the area since Black September 1970, and that caused a short term celebration.
I am tired and going to listen to some excellent music of Roy Lislevand (Nouvelle Musiche). I will talk abouit Lebanon another time.
Good night,
Haim
Your comments say absolutely nothing to me, and I wonder why you are not still there doing your job to be honest (as you were obviously no conscript serving for three years+), though in reality I'm pretty sure I know why. As an ex soldier you forgot to mention that you do what you 'were fucking told to do' and did not think for yourself 'no more than a British Professional soldier does at the level you seem to dream about'. What Planet were an are you on Mister? Being born in Israel, then you live in the States 'assumingly' I wonder why? So if it's not to do with family, job, wife, etc, I would suggest it's to do with you playing the hero in the States, and keeping the Myth well alive at the bar, cos I've never met a Yankee Jew yet that aspires to any of your romantic bullshit.
Best Regards,
Fritz von Then we told Sharon to fuck off cos he was a terrorist in Our Eyes, but it's always easier to be on the winning side to justify Our Inhumanity to others*
P.S. What does being familier with the people mean John? (You kicked their arses or you ate at their tables and fucked their daughters?) I think not somehow, you were just there, and now you are not!
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JoeH:
I always find Ruth Rendell's books unputdownable. She's written shedloads and I've not found a dud yet. P D James's early stuff is good, though her later books tend to be a bit over-long and pretentious.
Seconded John! they're both quite brilliant observers of human nature, and I too have enjoyed their work on many an occassion.
Fritz von Looking forward to Our Steves comments upon driving in France (if he can spare the time that is in between newly wed shagging?), and No! I wouldn't like to lay bricks in Pompey either, in fact I wouldn't like to do anything at all at all in Pompey these days except maybe look at the tatoo shops in the Commercial road, or have a swift half in Still & West's (Gale's honey's better to be honest though) now that cider's as dear as beer*
Love the porthole's fish & Chips though, but that's over the watter in Gosport, innit*
All about Eve*
God! I hope there wasn't any Europeans or Yanks killed in the 700 odd Tsunami victims of late?
So have you seen the latest figures relating to the money given to the last Boxing Day thingy then? (No course you haven't, Our Gordon's still PFI'ing it, innee).
Early warning systems are great if you turn the bastards on, innit*
Berlin (Berlin Made) sent a top of the range system to the first area (up and running) paid by Germany & Germans, you only get Hasselhoffs with the jet set and rich crowd innit*
I was looking for Freedom*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:God! I hope there wasn't any Europeans or Yanks killed in the 700 odd Tsunami victims of late?
Before Our Adam sends the Grammer Heavies round I expect I really meant 'there weren't any **'
Fritz von My old pal was at the Stones Wheelchair tour concert last night and when he arrived at my side (with beautiful young Welsh thing in tow) I could only mutter "I'm a Stork, I'm a Stork, I'm a Stork"
Some tickets were going at (officially) €170+ Fucking Madness, though they actually played here last weekend at €65 a go(which is also rather steep I feel), mind you Our Mick will tell us it's fair playing field capitalism innit (probaly why it wasn't sold out for the first time, Greedy tossers, I know many a bloke & Blokess here who would have loved to have been there), I wouldn't go if I got yet more free tickets (I love the Stones) but live is soooooo boring, like Israel's Foreign Policy really:
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Auntie Beeb has just reported that in the (desirabale and unlikely situation) of an International Peace keeping Farce (sorry Force, I was thinking of POur Andy) finally Policing Southern Lebanon, they would be working alongside the Israeli Military? Is it me? Am I totally fucking Stupid, or did I say that the Israeli Military would eventually be working alongside an International er, Peace Keeping Force? This is tanatmount to Madness on an even Madder scale than what is presently being abused in my humble opinion, Who the Fuck do these Fucking people think they Fucking are for God's sake?*
Fritz von And for the pedants who'll trail out the Old communications and local knowledge bullshit, I say give em a Blue Beret (Know what I mean Kofi). Mr Toy's explanantion of driving conditions in France was most inspireing I must say, but he forgot to mention that the French have three hands whilst driving. Coffee in one, Fag in the other, and whatever in the third party, and Fredders me old Haywain, Baling out yer achers is as old as the hills John (and then there was Cider with Our Rosie, which made the whole world allright again, with cherries on top Dinnit).
WC Fields never played at Flushing Meadows:
I bet Our Mick's getting on people's nerves bigstyle already*
"You don't Wanna do it like that! I ain't sayin Nuffink"
Fritz von And for the pedants who'll trail out the Old communications and local knowledge bullshit, I say give em a Blue Beret (Know what I mean Kofi). Mr Toy's explanantion of driving conditions in France was most inspireing I must say, but he forgot to mention that the French have three hands whilst driving. Coffee in one, Fag in the other, and whatever in the third party, and Fredders me old Haywain, Baling out yer achers is as old as the hills John (and then there was Cider with Our Rosie, which made the whole world allright again, with cherries on top Dinnit).
WC Fields never played at Flushing Meadows:
I bet Our Mick's getting on people's nerves bigstyle already*
"You don't Wanna do it like that! I ain't sayin Nuffink"
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by spacebass:
I got my NAIT3 from a guy on eBay. He agreed to meet me with the amp to avoid it getting lost in the post or damaged etc. He is am ember of this forum too :-), I think he upgraded to an AV2.
Paul
Not Mr Ash by any chance Squire?
Regards,
Fritz
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by John Channing:
I'm taking a short break to the South of France and this will be the first time that I have taken my car to the continent. Any hints or tips for driving in France.
John
When stopped by the Gendarm of the Law, always smile at them wearing your mirrored sunglasses, speak in Clear Jeremy Clarkson English, and never forget to mention Jean Marie La Penn, Bridget Bardo's Nazi Connotations, and that Jacques Chirac let Zidan off lightly cos he was an Algerien, Oh and don't forget to tip them generously (The 4:30 at Haydock Park is always a Winner)and remind them that your car is a Rover.
Fritz von Bahn Bahn Bahn auf Le Autobahn, innit*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Is English your first language perchance Dave?
Fritz von Then why don't yer fuckin well use it*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted Sat 22 July 2006 16:32
quote:
Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
If you've got a camera detector remove it. They are totally illegal in france.
So is sexually abusing Goats, but only on the 1st & 15th of August; any other time is quite allright, in fact in some regions they actually encourage it I hear*
Fritz von If The Poor of Britain were all given free Naim kit would they all be fundamentally happier people; or would they all just play Robbie Williams and James Last CD's regardless?
In France it is illegal to spit out of the window when driving faster than 47.3KM per hour! (but only in built up areas, and when you've been shagging goats and yer breath smells of onions & Le cidre) instead of 50% proof Booze, cos most French drive pissed all the time every day 24/7, it's illegal though, but they're French so it's OK, But you're British, and as we all know (but try to forget) 50% + of English are really Germans anyway:
Eng = Thin/Narrow in German, Land = Land
I wonder what it means in English then?
quote:
Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
If you've got a camera detector remove it. They are totally illegal in france.
So is sexually abusing Goats, but only on the 1st & 15th of August; any other time is quite allright, in fact in some regions they actually encourage it I hear*
Fritz von If The Poor of Britain were all given free Naim kit would they all be fundamentally happier people; or would they all just play Robbie Williams and James Last CD's regardless?
In France it is illegal to spit out of the window when driving faster than 47.3KM per hour! (but only in built up areas, and when you've been shagging goats and yer breath smells of onions & Le cidre) instead of 50% proof Booze, cos most French drive pissed all the time every day 24/7, it's illegal though, but they're French so it's OK, But you're British, and as we all know (but try to forget) 50% + of English are really Germans anyway:
Eng = Thin/Narrow in German, Land = Land
I wonder what it means in English then?
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Great to see The Gunners moving into their new Wembley stadium at last innit.
Fritz von I just watched a CNN report on Massai HIV Problems in Africa and was amazed and delighted to learn that pregnant mothers by taking ARV drugs can actually prevent their newborns from getting it too!
There's the Mercy*
Fritz von I just watched a CNN report on Massai HIV Problems in Africa and was amazed and delighted to learn that pregnant mothers by taking ARV drugs can actually prevent their newborns from getting it too!
There's the Mercy*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
My ex A Level English teacher was a rather nice Ceylonese Lady named Chaudrey who gave me my best ever mark for 'effort and imagination' (I wasn't a very inspireing student) for speculating and pondering upon wether Geoffrey Chaucer was a Muslim or not, or indeed that he just showed Islamic tendencies on occassion*
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffin though John:
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffin though John:
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Mick P
My English teacher was a grumpy old bugger who caned everybody for any reason.
You can't beat a bit of discipline.
Regards
Mick
You can't beat a bit of discipline.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Earwicker
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
My English teacher was a grumpy old bugger who caned everybody for any reason.
You can't beat a bit of discipline.
Regards
Mick
Did you the power of good, eh?
Earwicker von the Wife of Bath looked sexy in a hajib
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Is beating caning an Oxymoron?
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just enjoyed watching "When Arry met Sally" again, a crackin movie!
Fritz von It's nice to have a flexible personality innit*
Fritz von It's nice to have a flexible personality innit*
Posted on: 22 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Shocked & Stunned to see a few dozen anti-Semitic racists 'demons'trating across Britain, let's just hope Reidy Boy's got their cards marked eh!
Fritz von I hope the taxman is watching Our Micks finacial boasts on here with interest*
Manouvering indeed, Mick you've never done a hard days work in your life, that's why you spend hours on here trying to 'con'vince the world that you have John*
Fritz von I hope the taxman is watching Our Micks finacial boasts on here with interest*
Manouvering indeed, Mick you've never done a hard days work in your life, that's why you spend hours on here trying to 'con'vince the world that you have John*
Posted on: 23 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
My wife left me...
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on
expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12
pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given
up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on
expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12
pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given
up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
Posted on: 23 July 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I think a nice Royal Mail red NSU Quickly would be macho enough for Our Mick, think of the repect he'd get flying down the centre of those Spanish roads with heads darting from left to right muttering with admiration, "Aye they don't make em like that anymore Juan"
Fritz von I don't know what they'd make of the bike though?
Those short leather troosers would go down a treat here I expect, innit*
I knew a Welsh bloke here once married with 5 kids and was a miner for 30 odd years, decided he was Gay at 60, fucked the whole family off, and died of AIDS 5 years later (here in Berlin) wotta strange old World sometimes, innit*
Fritz von I don't know what they'd make of the bike though?
Those short leather troosers would go down a treat here I expect, innit*
I knew a Welsh bloke here once married with 5 kids and was a miner for 30 odd years, decided he was Gay at 60, fucked the whole family off, and died of AIDS 5 years later (here in Berlin) wotta strange old World sometimes, innit*