The US are Cowardly Scum & Rice Should Resign ASAP:

As an afterthought to that John, isn't it nice to ask a simple straightforward question and virtually immediately get a straight forward and to the point answer from yourself, Oh if only more threads on here were like that (even non money orientated ones*

Fritz von I remember well when the right Old Mr Cavendish referred to me as a moron (Nutter's never forget it seems) and I did wonder to myself; just like Our Mr 7Up and his hidden agenda's how long it would be before he willy nilly banded the accusation of Racism, and Racist about on here.

No surprises there then*

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Fritz von I remember well when the right Old Mr Cavendish referred to me as a moron (Nutter's never forget it seems) and I did wonder to myself; just like Our Mr 7Up and his hidden agenda's how long it would be before he willy nilly banded the accusation of Racism, and Racist about on here.

No surprises there then*

Criticise any other country, and you're just anti-American, anti-French, whatever. Criticise Israel however and you're a racist anti-semite. It's simply a matter of historical record that the modern state of Israel was founded amidst terrorism, against the British amongst others.

I note it's been edited since my last post, Christ the guy hasn't even got the balls to stick to his own guns never mind anybody elses:



Fritz von Nice to see the Iraqi PM in Downing Street, I wonder If Bushy allowed it, or Poodle Boy got Comrade Reidy to Butt the Bastard if he didnee?

Personally I've always subscribed to the point of view that when Dubya Declared War on World Terrorism after 9/11, his 'advisors' led him to make a fundamental and highly flawed Statement that couldn't in essense be retracted without seemingly weakening in resolve, and believe it or not It's non Partisan from Fritz too.

Without stating also the obvious in respect of being wise in retrospect, I feel that the all 'white Party' including My Pal Michael Moore etc, (and Hilary & Bill) could possibly have put forward an America War against Al Qauda instead, which I feel in its focus could well have been won, and that Bin Bag would long be history.


Fritz von Cynics would have you believe that Cheyney's/Bush Seniors/Rumsfelds etc were working on personal interests wether revenge or financial/Political/Business for the US future to waylay the Ruskie & Chinese Dragon/Bear financial threat.



Keep on Larfin India, cos when a push comes to a shove your self-protectionism will make you Great as well a peace with Pakistan as you both have the same goals inevitably, and Religion doesn't even come near to being anything to do with the whole affair in the long run I reckon, or power either for that matter, But God help anybody who fucks with you later, innit*



No more decent Curry's/Cricket/Motorbikes and Saris for us Vijay*


Fritz von Perhaps as the Jocks (in my experience) get on brilliantly on the whole with Indians & Pakistanis/Asians I'd suggest an Asian Chancellor after Broon (anybody who rates them badly on the Old numbers game must be well radio rental) with a Black Sports Minister (who can play) and an English Gay Female Minister for Wales & Wiltshire/Cornwall to-boot*


Bring back Hereditory Peers, that's what I say, and I don't mean Lord Blackpool or Saafend either Our Canvey Island John!


And for those that don't understand most of this post:



Hard Luck & Get back t'sweepin up:!


N.B. Our Erik! I was shocked & Stunned that Mzz Cavvers accused you of being a Racist on herea little while back, perhaps he's gonna deny it, and didnt really change his post immediately after I (the Moron) brought the point up, perhaps others saw it too, and didn't give a monkey's (I'm not vondictive or seeking revenge, I couldn't give a toss actually, but hate such open Hypocroisy to the core, cos these people start trouble then run off leaving others to get hurtz, Oh I've seen it so many times, perhaps you have too, in other words put up or shut up, innit*


P.S. Perhaps I'll get round to reminding him sometime with the original post if there's any doubt John!* there again maybe I wont*

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Originally posted by JoeH:

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Fritz von I remember well when the right Old Mr Cavendish referred to me as a moron (Nutter's never forget it seems) and I did wonder to myself; just like Our Mr 7Up and his hidden agenda's how long it would be before he willy nilly banded the accusation of Racism, and Racist about on here.

No surprises there then*

Criticise any other country, and you're just anti-American, anti-French, whatever. Criticise Israel however and you're a racist anti-semite. It's simply a matter of historical record that the modern state of Israel was founded amidst terrorism, against the British amongst others.

Dear Joe,

Or worse. Criticise Israel and you are not just a racist anti-semite you are a Nazi sympathiser and possibly a holocaust denier to boot. It is a testament to the skill of the Israel and US propaganda machine that the true facts concerning the foundation of the terrorist state of Israel are generally unknown. It is a matter of historical record as you say. Israel's agenda is a country completely free from non-jews and as such it is no different from the wishes of a certain other country who within living memory sought a country completely free from non-aryans.

Does that mean they're all clean shaven then?


Fritz von Non Aryuns are big in Japan too*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Does that mean they're all clean shaven then?


Fritz von Non Aryuns are big in Japan too*

I cant stand Bush.

Yes Our Erik! But surely in some circucumbers like an middle-aged paunched leather clad sweaty Gringo on a spanking brand new Harley Street Davidson for instance, prancing about the desert brush without an eleven O'Clock shadda would just look really daft and silly?


Fritz von Not too mention almost baby-bottomish*

What with Sharon's imminent demise, I can't help but compare him with the Seventy year old plus & relatively healthy Saddam Hussain, though unlike the also very fit Bush Senior (for his age) hasn't eaten (by Choice) now for some 16 days in protest at his unfair 'er, Trial' proceedings**


Fritz von Will he be force-fed like the Camp X:Ray wallers I wonder?



Maybe he's just sick & tired of Cheerios?


Don't bloody blame him either to be honest*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Does that mean they're all clean shaven then?


Fritz von Non Aryuns are big in Japan too*

I cant stand Bush.

Red Leb's always been a good alternative so I hear Dave!

Fritz von Our Mick swears on it*

As per usual the following thoughts are my own (unless stated otherwise), and I digress in the very first sentence t'be sure, not that I've ever been accused of anything (by a Court of Law that is). Berlin's Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf is twinned with Israel's Karmiel (as well as Lewisham and others to-boot) and I thought the Local Council's thoughts regarding their Citizens safety recently, etc were most apt and Civilised actually, both being very Democratically orientated Societies hardly surprising really, innit. Lover Boy's e-Mail on the Mail (Hardly worth mentioning) is just another bullshit excuse not to print real news, and his own story (as can be the prospective girlfriends) be taken every which way but loose with lots of salt as per always), intimate details wether they be on here, little girls playing with their school mates, etc, can be very dangerous for nai've & weak/ill people, possibly resulting in crime (and or suicide) so it's best to remain neutral, it's the very essence of the net in the first place, innit:



Fritz von Britain's Greatest ever living Statesman is Tony Benn (I'd never wanted to have seen him as PM though), as one of the few, I find his views throughout the years honest, human, and not entirely Labour / (A true Socialist) unlike Bampot 'Opportunist' Reid (A Joke of a Figure in very high office)????


Teatime**

P.S. Talking of jokes of figures, true hypocrisy reigning, Our Mick didn't resign as a Union man in those days, loved Maggie, retired early on Public related and underwritten funds, yet Wedgie Boy gave up his Aristocratic (Inherited Title) as others now want the opposite (bought naturally). As an ex RAF Officer and Spitfire Pilot (unlike many others who've never served their Country's barring verbal Rhetoric) I've always greatly admired the man:

Having experienced on my last few UK visits bad pints of real ale (alone), where complaining and asking for another etc, nearly go me arrested on more than one occassion (mainly South coast), I just can't give a toss anymore unless I'm with people I know who drink there regularly and know the lie of the land so to speak, otherwise I always drink cider (especially in the Gluepot Swindon)�.


Fritz von Swigging a nice real one now actually (as I've done for years here (unless you only refer to British stuff?). The Greatest Law ever (1516 Purity Law) laid down, is the one that's now allowing me to drink this, it's as simple as that, innit*


Brrp, great with spagetti Bullshit too*

I trust you all have fun with a Naim Camra club, it's quite mind-boggling actually*

P.S. Barring where Brits (touring) usually hang out, anybody here who questions the quality of a drink (any drink) is immediately furnished with a new one (no discussions) (Quite often with food in restaurants too) it's all very simple, and all very civilised*

No I don't refer to drunks who can hardly stand either!


The Chief's been bloody quiet lately innee?

N.B. I thinlk all SKY NEWS Staff who've been er, 'covering' the latest shennaneginns should all be given Knighthoods for their services to BULLSHIT� Make Murdoch a Dame though, like his mate Edna*

As mentioned often before, but I don't mind repeating myself on this one once again for the deaf, Berliners (Germans) can, and have done so for many years visited other European Countries (including UK, by Air with just their ID Cards, no Passport). When I've visited Denmark, France, Spain, Italy, Holland, and even Poland etc, in the past (car, train, foot, air), I've just been waved through (in both directions). The running er, 'Driving in France thread is so fucking farcical it's amazing it's still going to be honest, better bullshit hasn't been put on here since the speeding on the M4 in Wiltshire, and Our Steves great amber light fiasco with Our Andy? (barring all of mine naturally for the purists).


Fritz Von When Adolf Thatcher Celebrated the opening of the long awaited Chunnel, and swiftly dashing in a £300 Million+ (Taxpayers expense and Micks freebies) (at the time) Security post in UK to prevent er, terror & Rabies, Europe was shocked & stunned, but none of you ever read about it, nor gave a damn I expect, and why should you indeed?. Now Reidy Boy is larfably trying to put uniforms at British Ports of air & Sea (I'd rather have the fucking Kray twins Ltd in charge to be honest, a least only their enemy's would be worried and at risk, this clown will cause much heartache and yet more chaos just for a few smarty points with Gordon, who ain't gonna be future Boss anyway, as is well known in the real world.



Goodnight*


Postal Votes, don't get me going on that one, that's more at sea than Rice at a weddin*


Parboiled too*

I wonder why Polish men don't find Polish women the most beautiful in the world then; like many Irishmen don't either with theirs too, could it possibly be a poverty thing, or just that they like a laugh and a song and no-hoper money boys & lonely squaddies come along and take them to paradise with their promises ( for a few years usually) (no knocking the lads here by the way at all at all)?


Fritz von in a few days time this July will constitute Germany's hottest ever since records began in the whole Universe (even outside of Sky News and Swindon-Mire), it's lucky we don't have furious frosty winters here like in the UK then innit, or everything might come to a HALT/Junction or Station even, that'll be the Day!) every 5 minutes, not too mention the 'totally' untrained uniforms marchin about being impotent everywhere passin the buck with threats and intimidation of Grannies and Autistic youngsters, you couldn't make it up could yer!*


I didn't know you have to pay to send somebody an e-mail message laying in a UK hospital bed? Well In never did, how clever!

Fritz von You don't in Spain it's a really wonderful Country***

Watch out for the Gippo's on Motorbikes though*


Now England's in �urope at last*

As is well known throughout the entire World (via the Daily Mail & The Old Currant Bun) Britain is usually light years ahead in regards of action rather than words compared to er, Europe, and especially Germany & The Hun! On this premise I must ask my honourable members here if the new (to us here at least) rules coming into play in early 2007 barring 'all new' (REPEAT ALL) driving licence holders from having any alchohol in their systems 'whatever' (first 5 Years) is a Brilliant British/English innovation or not?



Fritz von Perhaps it's a French one even?



I hope somebody's told Tony that Germany took reciept of 180 new Euro Fighters today (fully paid for) they're not called Typhoons here by the way! hopefully they don't declare War eh?

Become a Mason, that's the way to pull the birds (Well the Strippers at least)*

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As is well known throughout the entire World (via the Daily Mail & The Old Currant Bun) Britain is usually light years ahead in regards of action rather than words compared to er, Europe, and especially Germany & The Hun! On this premise I must ask my honourable members here if the new (to us here at least) rules coming into play in early 2007 barring 'all new' (REPEAT ALL) driving licence holders from having any alchohol in their systems 'whatever' (first 5 Years) is a Brilliant British/English innovation or not?

Please could you point to the source of this revelation?

PS - no country has a 'zero' limit - this being mainly due to medication (some cough medicines etc) that contain alcohol that would push a breath reading up as far as 8ugs... blah blah

They do screw down the readings for blood/urine due to the accuracy that can be obtained from such tests, in relation to what is exactly in your system.

Our Andy! do please stop being such a pendantic old tart John: As from Jan 2007 all new Licence holders here (for 5 years) will be subject to zero alchohol levels) (including those renewed after long bans) as was practiced throughout the whole of the GDR Era for everybody (Maggie's old business Pals in steel & Coal lest you forget, Commie Bastards). Germany now has a 50MG level, in contrast to the earlier 80 mg level, ie, If a new driver is found to have er, 20 ms or less he/she will be busted: is that plain enough John?*



Fritz von Why do you suppose the Cops & Judicery here don't experience prescribed drug related incidents too, give us a break Chief for once, have a bloody day off Squire Know wot I mean?*



Best Regards,

Fritz*

I didn't know that Our Freddie M. (Born in the old German Colony of Zanzibar as most on here know, which is probably now an Obvious Muslim terror base 'Belgian TinTin still investigates with Snowey at heel/snout') actually died of Red (Rouge for Spanish speakers) Kryptonite poisoning of the belly button (and Non! I don't mean the Gas for those pedantic budding underfractuates out there who don't know their sliderules from their Bally barley wines*


The Investigation continues*


Don't Say Nuffink Though***


Ssshh:

Steve Miller tried to sell me a Red Mercury once? Should I infoam somebiddy?

Fritz.

You ask a serious question, then take the piss.

can't follow that, so I won't.

apart from 50mg isn't 0mg, is it? Nor is it 8mg.

You do the maths, or take the piss - whichever takes yer fancy.

Andy Old Bean, I wasn't asking a question, as you didn't care to read between the lines, and the answer to your question is the Federal Government of Germany as reported on the main German News this evening, so there you have it matey, and don't take it so personally, this is only an internet forum (sometimes) afterall:


Goodnight,


Fritz Von Well over the er, limit** Brrp, as they say in Belgium:

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On this premise I must ask my honourable members here if the new (to us here at least) rules coming into play in early 2007 barring 'all new' (REPEAT ALL) driving licence holders from having any alchohol in their systems 'whatever' (first 5 Years) is a Brilliant British/English innovation or not?

er, ok - then you have answered your own question...***

If you say so Son:

So I made a mistake and didn't say 0.50, perhaps 0 (ZERO) is OK though!

What's 2 times 0 ? er, Zero:

Frizty

I'm going to do a 'you' and be pedantic.

There won't be a zero. It will be above that. What you're saying is they are gong to drastically reduce the alcohol limit etc - this is a good thing as then folk won't be saying "how many snowballs can I drinkg b4 I'm over the limit" etc@~@

Most sensible folk will totally agree with this, won't they? (reducing the level).

Andy C von off now to play DVD 2 of the Pulse set that came thru the door a couple of days ago, and strobingly brill it is too.

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Most sensible folk will totally agree with this, won't they? (reducing the level).

No. Whilst I never drink before getting behind the wheel, the current limits afford me a bit of a buffer zone re. units consumed and my liver's ability to process them before I get behind the wheel again the following evening.

That little buffer zone gives me the benefit of my (conscientious) doubt when my livelihood is at stake and yet I can still afford to enjoy life without putting anyone else at risk.

Both of the above points are relevent to UK only, ie, & totally irrellevant to he new law coming into effect here in January imposing (ZERO ACHOHOL ON NEW DRIVERS). It seems my maths were correct afterall ie, present German limit is 50mgs.

Fritz Von You can argue the toss between yerselves until the cows come home it wont change anything.


G'Day Playmates, Happy Drinking*


What did the big drainpipe say to the little drainpipe?

Run Run Run Run Runaway;



My little er, runaway.



And HM All White Gutter Press agreed*

Those poor Steven Lawrence Policemen, eh!