The US are Cowardly Scum & Rice Should Resign ASAP:

So I wonder when all the non Jews are gonna leave Israel then?


Fritz von I'm fucked if I'd want to stay there Joshua*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
So I wonder when all the non Jews are gonna leave Israel then?

Fritz von I'm fucked if I'd want to stay there Joshua*

Dunno but half of fuckin Lebanon seem to think they're British.

Asterisks, innit etc

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
So I wonder when all the non Jews are gonna leave Israel then?

Fritz von I'm fucked if I'd want to stay there Joshua*

Dunno but half of fuckin Lebanon seem to think they're British.

Asterisks, innit etc

Moron.

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Moron.

Pinko.

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Moron.

Pinko.

Capitalist paper tiger!

Many Canadians live in Lebanon actually (Quebec).


Fritz Von Berlin only has about foor major roundabouts, and in Germany as a whole they're fairly few and far between actually, this is so that British drivers can get about more safely innit*


Doesn't he get on yer Wick Our Erik?**

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Both of the above points are relevent to UK only, ie, & totally irrellevant to he new law coming into effect here in January imposing (ZERO ACHOHOL ON NEW DRIVERS)

So, if yer not a new driver, you can drink upto 50mg's, but if yer a new driver you can't...doh!

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Originally posted by Frank F:
Hi Everyone,

Israel might eventually use their nuclear bomb (sorry we are not supposed to know this as they put their man in prison and have now kept him in isolation for several months).

This wouldn't possibly be the same man kept in isolation (not given the death sentence for treason) (after, as an ex - engineer) giving away so-called State Secrets to the er, Sunday Times in er, London would it? He's now been released but may not leave Israel (sounds familiar dunnit(No Passport and Mossad would get him anyway,love em, who needs the bleedin KGB eh?). Some question Israel's N. capability which er, cannot be used without the US's say so anyway, in case one forgets, in the big Poker game of bluff.



Fritz von Nice to keep you up to date anyway Squire, Oh & by the way he was jailed er, 25 years ago, or is there another moster out there intent on making Israel even more paranoid and justified in killing everything that moves, let's just hope that they paint everything that doesn't at a later date, and it'll be interesting who gets the bill for all this collateral damage, never mind the human & animal stuff? (The EU I expect)*

I'm still bloody waiting for Partly-manly & Parry's expert say on her Majesty's Dress & Gown Collection at the Palace! I don't know what they think they're doing keeping everybody waiting like this, it's simply ungentlemanly to put it mildly, and without the trimmins to boot.

Fritz von I expect that full report on my desk no later than tomorrow lunchtime, otherwise I'll be avvin a word with the Beefeaters*



And NO! I don't mean the Gin people either John*
Done up in lace, done up in rubber*

How many tens of thousands of people turned up in Liverpool with the PM & Bint to mourn the death of Ken Bigley? Likewise how many hundreds of thousands took 2 minutes silence at football matches etc for the same reason, for a man (Civilian) working in Iraq to earn money and do a professional job in a Danger War zone?


HOW MANY WOUNDED SOLDIERS HAS THE PM VISITED IN UK HOSPITALS?



Fritz von Please do get it right Chaps*



Parry thought Tankeray was a mate of Clarkson's who drove a petrol truck for BP*


A 100% Professional Army in Russia will be a very very very good thing, asap*

Well done to Ireland for putting a word of condemnation in at the present egoistic stupidity occurring, innit*


Fritz von Just Imagine if the er, Israeli Pilots (training) and their toys weren't all Yankee supplied, they might well have missed (with surgical precision you understand) the UN Post in Leb, killing 6+ unarmed observers, in a situ that's been there since er, 1948, yer that's er, 1948. 140 Palestinians have been killed in the last fortnight, in case you were missing the news, and NATO killed 1,600 ish (Civilians in all) in 1999, so Israel's doing pretty well so far, innit*

I'm sick of Israel and their spolit brat selfish tactics, and seeing Bush's reaction to kicking Condis arse (Oh Yes) and Blair doing his we can argue cos we're friends bollocks all over again (Hit em financially take their toys away, Fuck em)*


Do we see the Jews around the world (Many millions I would imagine, backing them, Do we Fuck, tjhey'Äre as disgusted² as everyone bloody else is, but can't say it through Fear! The very thing they vowed to escape from forever, know wotti mean John*


Goodnight said the nightman, we're CLOSED*

Gas Gas Quick Boys Quick:

Fritz von Auntie Bleedin Ethel's been on those bloomin pickled onions and stout again*



Nope! You certainly won't get through Our Micks new Fortifications in a hurry and that's a fact, mind you the back door's probably open for the cat*

Chaps

What has Naim ever done to be inflicted with Fritz.

I think I would rather have had the clap than him.

Regards

Mick

A slow handclap maybe*

Fritz von Though I am very touched Our Mick that you'd rather have it than me John*



Aren't modern communications and languages wonderful, you should think about becoming a Consultant Son, you'd go really far I reckon*



Fly him to the Moon ****

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

What has Naim ever done to be inflicted with Fritz.

I think I would rather have had the clap than him.

Regards

Mick

Indeed. The clap can be cured and is less tedious... er, I'm told!

von gets on yer Earwick, John, asterisks, innit etc etc**

Both of your claptraps are far more serious though (No Cure), wasting my precious time, and blocking Our Adam's tubes with it all in the process*


Fritz von As always you come here, and shiny bog paper flushes very slowly and with difficulty, especially with low water pressure and lots of ill content to boot, not to mention the Queens frocks*


Goodnight*

Sometimes I wish I was married*

One sunny day some 18 months ago when my Doc sent me to a specialist (the next day) and I was diagnosed with a marble sized tumour on my neck (which was removed surgically under FA the next day by same Prof)(2 days in krankenhaus) then waited a wobbly week to be relieved at it being non cancerous (lab results), I thought to mesen Fritz Old Son (I'm a one man band remember) it must be yer good lifestyle and positive outlook on life and all that , innit* The drug that knocked me out (just before OP was so good, I've been tryin to get hold of some more for self-medicating emergencies (just a small tab) bloody marvellous so it was.

On the serious side Boyo's, I thought Nah Fritz! you'll never see those same old Planning permission and members getting robbed and having immediate Police CSO units straight to their doors threads on here ever again, these things are history, they've been sorted, Britain has moved on, we're in the 21st Century innit.


Fritz von Then I bloody woke up again, innit*

I'm sure I dreamt it all in German too?*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
wasting my precious time

A gallon of tea just came down my nose!

Innit, asterisks, John, von gets on yer Earwick, **, und so weiter und so fort...

Dear Fritz,

Good morning. I am off to bed. Aaaagh! Fredrik

PS: It must be the heat, but I just seem unable to debate just now... maybe the cool of the Autumn, and a new house will alter things...

Plus thoughts afar, in the next year...