Ultimate break up letter
Posted by: MichaelC on 09 May 2005
Who knows if this is real but it made be laugh...
A Marine stationed overseas recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us Is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.....
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he Had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky...
A Marine stationed overseas recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us Is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.....
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he Had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky...
I like his style 
I thought it was wonferful, and larfed well laad, in fact I've forwarded it to quite few folks per e-mail to jump on the old humour bandwagon, so to spoke ?
Fritz Von Ricky don't lose that number
Fritz Von Ricky don't lose that number
Heinz 57 varieties? Too much of a coincidence? Probably apocryphal.Damned good laugh though.
quote:Originally posted by jayd:
I forwarded it to a friend, who seemed to think it was based on an old episode of MASH. Funny whatever the source.
Could be, that rings a bell, innit
Fritz Von Suicide is painless
