Should Bent & Incompetent British Coppers Be Immediately Given The Old Boot?

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 06 December 2005

Yes! Smile
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Nigel Cavendish
No!
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
No!


Nige Old Pal, I think most people would probably agree with you Son, just keep things the way they are then, innit Big Grin

Arise Sir Terence:
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by kevj:
Is this the right thread to talk about Cameron?



Did pretty well a couple of World Cups back Clive ! Smile
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
quote:
Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
No!


Nige Old Pal, I think most people would probably agree with you Son, just keep things the way they are then, innit Big Grin

Arise Sir Terence:


As another afterthought Cavvers, me Old Perry Maison of the Cider world; I'm reminded suddenly of that Jackson 5 Classic, "One Bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl", which is quite true I suppose generally, though many would argue that in this case, it's almost a whole arrogant complacent Semi-illiterate fucking Orchid load full of the er, buggers !!! Eek


General Public ! Wind Your Neck In, Or Else we're comin raand to sort yer Cool
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Yet another after-rant. Having lived in a Police environment for all of my UK stay before landing here, I reckon I'm a little bit in the know of what goes/went on. I enjoy the company often here (since the 80's as well) too of serving coppers, where we quite often get quite tipsy on occassion, and I make a great distiction between that world of Civilian policing generally, and the world of the Military (for the record and for what it's worth), the difference is vast, innit Big Grin
Posted on: 06 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I wached hard daya night last night from start rto gomsh fomrjht efisz vtime vere


honnist


I definately couldn't say too much at that stage Red Face
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Earwicker:
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Originally posted by Deane F:
Gee, I just assumed Mr Parry was referring to Fritz...

Just because he spends his days composing 6698 posts of verbose nonsensical twaddle on a hi-fi discussion forum doesn't necessarily make him a work-shy incompetent layabout now does it! Mick, you're so judgemental!! Eek

EW


Didn't He Do Well Mr Speaker?

Thank you very much Ladies for your above compliments, the term Lady being the highest compliment I myself can think of in return, innit Big Grin


Oh No it isn't Mr Speaker !

Oh Yes it is Mr Speaker !


N.B. Thank you most kindly Our Mick for creating a whole thread all about me, myself, and I, with which I'll conclude by hoping that you yourself have the same inner-relaxation as I do regarding my relationship with the Old Inland Revinue? innit: (at all times naturally) Big Grin
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by mtuttleb
It is bad for anyone to get into a rut because 'ruts are like graves, only longer'
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by mtuttleb:
It is bad for anyone to get into a rut because 'ruts are like graves, only longer'


Are you actually referring to me old chap? I would be more inclined to use the phrase entrenched (a terrible connotation of war possibly, but we shouldn't talk about it, now should we? innit).


I wonder if the Honourable member 'Redherring' is possibly a Norwegian? I feel 'I' should be told Winker
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by mtuttleb
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Are you actually referring to me old chap?



No

Sorry, I thought this was the true truths thread but I seem to have got lost somehow Confused
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
quote:
Originally posted by Earwicker:
quote:
Originally posted by Deane F:
Gee, I just assumed Mr Parry was referring to Fritz...

Just because he spends his days composing 6698 posts of verbose nonsensical twaddle on a hi-fi discussion forum doesn't necessarily make him a work-shy incompetent layabout now does it! Mick, you're so judgemental!! Eek

EW


Didn't He Do Well Mr Speaker?

6,700 posts, sorry!

EW
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
"In the deserts of Sudan" Hitting you all with my rythum stick came to mind, but alas I have the strong feeling that many on here although owning 'very fine' instruments of musical reproduction, wouldn't know a decent tune if it slapped them in the face with a smelly kipper Winker

Talking of Cheeseburgers, the very finest I've ever eaten in my whole life was in Liverpool Street, London, opposite the station, where along with freshly minced beef/lamb (one watches him/her actually mince it) fries quickly in 'light tasting' olive oil and garlic etc, and put into a freshly made bap (from the house)(plus whatever rabbit stuff you desire)(non of that Yankee relish bollocks either), with (the best bit) stinky Danish blue cheese on top. It's truly heavenly, and my pal JT and I would devour one (or two+) before going on a beer run on the block so to speak.

Although one can buy Bavarian Blue here (which just ain't as tasty), and considering that I'm virtually sitting on Denmarks doorstep (it's within marching & swimming distance at least) you just cannie get Danish blue here (except ironically enough in an expensive English shop) or Berlins version of Harrods, the marvellous KaDeWe down the road from here, which has a food department as good as I've seen anywhere, but hey! What the fuck do I know, innit Cool


N.B. Our Mick! If you ever need any financial advice to help you get your 'tax problem' sorted (and Spanish/Rumanian property ownership gen as well) I know a crackin IFA (non Masonic) who'll see you allright John, just give the nod when yer ready with the readys. Now I know you think you have no tax problem/issue at present, but just in case, cos as we all know preventative intervention is the order of the day these days innit; especially now you're in �urope my old Son Cool

Is Condi a lying Bint then? Eek
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by mtuttleb:
quote:
Are you actually referring to me old chap?



No

Sorry, I thought this was the true truths thread but I seem to have got lost somehow Confused



'Truth is always the first casualty of internet forums'


Is 'Last Tango in Paris' a butter advert?
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Is 'Last Tango in Paris' a butter advert?

Heh! Yeah, I'd say so! Wonder what brand it was?

EW
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Tying Traffic Cops Up in Notts
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Derek Wright:
Rasher - If PC is far right wing it must be at the point where the right has gone round the circle to join the far left - I see these doctrines as a circle or ring rather than a straight line.

The strong doctrinaire principles are not unfamiliar to the left.


Is this the Wright Wing then? Eek

Yawn³Yawn³

You should discuss Badger Hair shaving brushes, far more interesting:
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
If one considers that the average age of the 77.7% of elligible voters who turned out yesterday for the Conservative leadership election was 66 years old, one could quite well be surprised by the outcome, as I myself indeed was! From what I've seen so far though (and the rest is history) if this new leader seriously gets folk believing in a Social Justice across the board, as well as infecting the land with what I feel is a quite sincere feeling of hope for a seriously 'happy-intelligent' Britain, things could well soon be on the old up and up again for the Tories, and make no mistake. I must honestly say, the guy impresses me very much (maybe I'm subconsciously a closet Tory and always have been? Eek) No! this man definately has something, and I'm happy to say I was wrong about Davies getting the top job, he'll do brilliantly as a lieutenant.

If this keeps up somebody may well start a 'Prime Minister soon to resign' thread on this esteemed forum, God Forbid.

Talking of God, did you know that Cameron is totally for (and has publically stated the fact) that he's very interested in the er, possibility of kicking out rotton coppers asap, and not continuing the present farce of protection in the ranks at all costs, as we so often er, see on this forum too, when people are warned to wind their necks in, using bullying agressive tones in the process, been there done it, that's why & how I know, and it stinks, Goodnight, I'm orf down the pub to start a fight with a binge-drinking yobbo Big Grin

Is Condi still a lying Bint?
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Earwicker
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Talking of God, did you know that Cameron is totally for (and has publically stated the fact)

In interviews with Jeremy Paxman both candidates for the leadership of the Conservative party said they believed in the Imaginary Man in the Sky as though it were somehow obligatory. Very worrying.

Cameron seems generally OK, however.

EW
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
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It gets up my snout. But the truth seems to offend the PC brigade.


If I have much more trouble from you tree-hugging, sandal-wearing, puppy-stroking, Green-voting Apple users - well, I hardly like to think.



Adders; me Old Wrather of the Lamb, amazingly enough I was just thinking of you whils't deciding better of going to the pub again (Groans all around the Padded Cell) and wasting my hard earned money on draught booze, when I could be sitting here drinking a nice bottle of plonk instead, and have a giggle over today's Times obituaries notices, as well as educating myself further on here. Being (I imagine) slightly older than Moir, I wondered if you knew of a filum that I saw the other night for the first time, Called 'Operation Rosebud' which was made in the good old tacky 70's! 74 in fact, starring Peter O'toole % Dicky Attenborough? It was a Palestinian kidnap/Spy plot, the story of which was uncannily similar to things happenning in this time-zone Man, and Our Dickies character was so like BinBag Laden himself it's unbelievable, I digress, and concur John Big Grin

Swap Form for Punch!
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I see Our Micks lads are putting the price of first class stamps up by 2p then! Mind you what with them becoming German in a year or two it hardly seems worth it does it? there again as Our Mick always says, fair trade, and fair playing fields in a free market are what it's all about, innit Big Grin


I expect that's why there's a £4 BILLION 'Black hole' in his pension fund then?
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by NaimDropper:
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Now I have never thought I was inteligent. I scored zero in an IO test as a thirteen year old for example, but was never stuck with how to deal with real problems from a very early age. I know quite few highly inteligent people who seem to struggle with the basics, such as wiring plugs, or for what reason an oil light flashes on the dash-board of car, shortly before the engine stops, for two real examples. One was a brilliant Classics Scholar, but who actaully had his positive and negative back to front on his Hoover and the Earth cut off where it actually entered the plug. The other (oil pressure) was a Senior CoE Cleric. Now if you cannot apply common sense, as you suggest to sifting the chaf from the seed, then I suspect that you fall into the highly inteligent but rather stupid group of people who often do well, when others posessed of savvy, common sense, call it what you will, never get anywhere, probably because we tend to call a spade, a spade however brutal this may be.


"Intelligence" is an interesting term to define.
Your friends that are apparently "intelligent" but don't know what to do about an oil light or basics about positive and negative are, in my view, out of balance with their intellect and practical knowledge.
Being an engineer it seems that I'm always having to be the pivot point between the theoretical and the practical, the possible and the impossible, the simulation and the realization, the interpreter of the dreams of marketing into the reality of a product for the customer.
I do get very tired dealing with people that are highly paid and regarded yet don't have the slightest idea of very basic things around them.
Changing a tire (tyre) for example. Or just observing tire pressure, not running their expensive cars with about 50% of the recommended pressure, especially during the winter (PV=nRT, the pressure goes down as the temperature...).
I have a neighbor who is a high school science teacher. My past experience with these folks is that they are part physicist, part mechanic, part electrician, etc. and serve as a model for their students, bridging the practical and the academic. Not so with this guy, I had to light the pilot in his furnace once, his family was cold and he didn't know what to do. He had no idea how to light it. Couldn't be simpler and there are instructions on the furnace.
I reserve the term "intelligent" for those that have climbed the hills of academia and practical knowledge.
As to the alimentary debate, I choose the glorious saturated fat of butter over the heart-stopping glob of flavored chemicals in margarine. Doctors and scientists have been talking about the dangers of trans-fats since the 1970s at least. Trans-fats do make the product more saleable but at the expense of our health. A sensible, balanced, restricted junk carb diet allows the body to fully utilize the vitamines and nutrition in the fat.
David


What interest do the Banks of the Ohio muster these days I wonder?

One is Born with intelligence, not education Big Grin
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
CIA charged with torture/airspace abuse etc.

British prisoner (Belmarsh Prison) (one of many) gives an unprecedented interview TODAY NOW with a view of helping get a captured Brit in Iraq released (who in my mind shouldn't have been in a Warzone in the first place). This terror suspect (as with others in custody over 3+ years now) (even if he happens to be Satan himself), has to-date never been charged with a crime, and has never had 'Legal'representation. The British Prime Minister is a trained lawyer; I rest my case in sheer disgust Cool


Will Our Andy's mates er use the er 90 er days to find a er good reason why er they can er lock people up willy nilly, as 72 hours ain't er long enough, and looks er silly for the er stats, dunnit Big Grin
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by andy c
who needs 90 days?

I'd get a cough out of you with a feather in the right place, innit?
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by andy c:
who needs 90 days?

I'd get a cough out of you with a feather in the right place, innit?



Well knock me down with Clever Trevor, though I hope mocking the afflicted doesn't induce depression Clive Eek
Posted on: 07 December 2005 by andy c
wouldn't dream of knocking you down old bean, and as confucious would say:'don't dish it out if ya can't take it, old bean' Cool