Should Bent & Incompetent British Coppers Be Immediately Given The Old Boot?

Quite right John Quite Right, now where's me notebook?

Don't need to use them so much these days, barry, things have crawled along a little since the days when god were a kid, innit...

I have a colleague called Bent. It was a very long time before I could keep a straight face when I was talking to him. (because he smiles all the time)

Nice to hear a previously unreleased Lennon interview last night on the Wild Service, let's hope the Pool is swiftly into it's mourning sickness once again, that it does Oh so well, dunnit.


PC PC's working on their PC's & WPC's too I'd expect

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Is 'Last Tango in Paris' a butter advert?

Heh! Yeah, I'd say so! Wonder what brand it was?

EW

"I can't believe it's not butt-her"

Nice to see that Political Inncorrectness still gets one booted out of the Chamber then, innit !!

'Butt-Him' in Glasgow, and slightly Nick Noltey:

Talking of Old Boots I saw Margaret Hilda on the telly earlier:

I wonder why when regarding fighting terrorism Our Tony refers to the Police as the professionals who should be listened to at all costs, and given everything that they need to keep on the ball, including 90 day holding etc; and when it comes to 24 hour drinking (which the police basically opposed), he said, "What the fuck do they know John?" and completely ignored them!

My friends lovely little fox-terrier Luna had to be taken to hospital today (by ambulance) for emergency surgery, and unfortunately didn't make it. She'd had a bloody good life actually, never drunk though, or played for Man U, but died on Our Johns 25th anniversary too, so that's something, innit


A 500KG Bomb held up most of Central East Berlin today, though I expect Mr Harris might be having a larf still, and the revenge for bombing Our Micks mates Dad's chip shop in Plymouth might be considered too, though personally if I was going to do something like that from an aeroplane, I'd prefer it to have gone orf when it was supposed to, wouldn't you? innit:

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Originally posted by Nime:
I have a colleague called Bent. It was a very long time before I could keep a straight face when I was talking to him. (because he smiles all the time)

A certain Bent I've noticed many folk use of late, some would say it's a mechanism to hide the trail of ones real thoughts! though I've always known women to do it, but spotting wether they're sincere or not is another question entirely, innit


Goodnight:

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Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Is 'Last Tango in Paris' a butter advert?

Heh! Yeah, I'd say so! Wonder what brand it was?

EW

"I can't believe it's not butt-her"

ROTFLMAO!!!

EW

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Originally posted by Rasher:

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Originally posted by NaimThatTune:
Hmm, coffee's good for us now? Rats, I gave it up a few weeks ago and gave my machine away! Ah well, maybe paint thinners will give me the same buzz, but without the caffeine...

I'm really sorry Rich, but on the radio last week I heard that Decaffeinated coffee can be really bad. Better stick to the proper stuff. Go get you machine back. Report

I personally find that crispy-thick grilled Danish Rashers taste far superior in a thickly wad sandwich/Bap spread liberally with butter, than they do with margarine, irresspective of the health aspects (when binged upon), and the psychological moment of happiness far outways those concerns in the real world, dunnit! Similarly, to noisily guzzle down whatever beverage one prefers with afore-mentioned 'Buttie/Sarnie' washing away the mustard taste as well, can, I feel be truly described as heavenly, especially in a cold field in the middle of winter wearing only yellow wellies and a tanga


P.S. Most German pensioners after Midday literally live on decaff & Diabetic cake, after having one real one in the maoning:

N.B. Lots of fresh walnuts are great for preventing the oncome of Alzheimers, along with regularly posting on internet fori, and reading loads of silly repetetive books:

This was definately my favourite Routemaster run, where much 'diverse' fun was had on the rear upper-deck seat !

P.S. Mind you it went all the way to Hainault Forest in those days!

The 25 Nightbus was excellent as well, wunnit: (so long as you kept awake that is)

N:B: And the 101 to North Woolwich past the bomb sites, slag heaps, and post war pre-fab houses (they were fab later?) en-route to the Ferry, avoiding the clippys, well that's another story of miss-spent childhood entirely, By Gadd, I do believe these wallnuts are beginning to work, innit?

I think it's important to realise that the recent 'successfull request(s)' to the UK by the US, to send over British Citizens they consider as having broken eg, US Patriot Act Law, for er, 'Qusetioning' on things like er, running a website (that wouldn't be illegal in UK - After much detention (without charge) & investigation, only on the basis, that one of the er, IP's for that website was US based, as flimsey as that all seems (The IP reamins totally free by the way) this is actually happenning NOW TODAY.

The best bit is Chaps (irrespective of what one thinks of it all, (bloody good way of losing useless Commie-pinko whingeing wasters who just happen to be Full British Citizens though, innit?) is that this little, in my tiny mind, 'Abhorent abuse of Civil Liberty & Human Rights under our very noses) is NOT RECIPROCAL, ie, if we want a Yank sent over here for er, 'Questioning' , along with many other seeming losses of 'Haebus Corpus' of late we can 'Sing to the Wind John', Cos if the Yanks don't want to play, it just ain't gonna er, occurr


So long as you're all happy though, I mean there's nothing we can do about it is there, besides it's simply not our fault now issit? innit

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Originally posted by Bas V:
Hi Stewart!

I have hust ordered my A3! I've chosen the 1.9 TDI businessline. This includes climate control and Blaupunkt navigation. I have chosen Lavagrey lacquer and beige interior. And off course some better looking wheels and 8 speakers.

Thanks for your help!

Sounds excellent Bazza me Old Cheese, that should get you up and down all those mountains and steep hills very nicely Son, innit

Fritz going Dutch


N.B. To be honest I do find the Old A4 much easier to handle though, especially here in €urope!

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Originally posted by Shayman:
Why do you insist on going on about 'layabouts' Mick? You're obviously a very self satisfied man and very certain of your own infallibility.

It always slightly makes my skin crawl when you post these things. There are layabouts and people who don't contribute to society in any constructive way at all levels of the financial spectrum in this country yet I always feel you think it is a feature of the poorer classes.

As Jeffrey Bernard once said, "You can find a better class of person in the gutter than in the drawing room of any gentleman's club"

If nothing else why not try to pity without loathing if you could. You'd be surprised how much happier you could be.

Best wishes,

Jonathan

John Boy, What a nice little ramble that indeed was, and I thank you for it's entertainment value at least, but I for one don't think Our Mick requires any pity whatso'ever, it'll only make him despise folk the more. I'm pleased that the new form of Civilian National Service may soon come into being in the UK (as it is here) as a means eg, for students/etc to acquire loan credits/rebates, etc, and for folk in Our Micks 'experience phase/age' to pretend to be in charge of them, using his vaste experience in the Public Sector, and therefore give something useful back to the Country that's been so good to him so far.

There again he'll be buggering orf to Spain soon to fly his little flag, as well as many other small-minded 'characters' like him too, and they'll be able to vote in UK for up to 20 years, innit


"Do you really thinks that's wise Sir?"

If only one could actually distinguish between those who contribute to society and those who simply feed off it.

Who decides who is contributing positively and who is a parasite?

Definitions on a postcard please to...

Answer

He who pays tax is the contibutor.

Regards

Mick

Voluntary workers have no value?

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Originally posted by Nime:
Voluntary workers have no value?

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
I was merely pointly out to Deane F that he is an old woman and generally of a disagreeable nature.

And now he knows!
EW

"PLEASH RELEASH ME LET ME GOOOOOO, COSH AYE DON'T LURVE YEW ANYMOOOOOORE"


So this is Chrishmash


Didn't They< do well?

Stevie Wonder at Abbey Road sounds luvvly Jubbly by the way, innit:

Listened to Sir Pauls new single (from latest LP) on some Naim kit strangely enough recently, and it's rather good actually, but you know me, I ain't sayin nuffin, as I've said it afore anyway.

Banned on the wrun


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Apparently as well as keeping mentally active on internet fowums; learning a foreign langauge can help one avoid getting Alzheimers, etc (along with the fresh wallnits as well of course). So it occurred to moir (as it does) that Our Mick could well better himself by stopping getting blittered regularly on super expensive Malt using the excuse that he's stressed up by playing with other peoples money, and learn Spanish, after he's mastered English first, naturally, innit


What about the Japanese firm fuck up on the stock market then? Totally criminal-free apparently, the two minutes whils't on line with the wrong info cost the firm $150 Million (a quarter profit down the pan in one go). Sounds a bit like the old Post Office pension fund really, dunnit!

Mind you that's a cool er, £4 Billion, Our Mick's allright though he's a Mason

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Originally posted by Jean-Christophe:
Hi,
We have recently been 3 times to Ireland, during spring holidays and we love it!
Each time, we've rented a self-catered cottage, but next time, we'd like to find a closer-to-the-local-people way of staying there.
We 'd like to find an alternative solution to classical B&B, for example, accomodation in a farm or house renting but allowing contact with the owners, with possibility to my 2 sons (11 &14) to meet irish kids of their age...
any good tips?

Jean-Christophe - from brittany - France

With all due respect John, Sorry Jean, send your kids to Dublin on their own with €500 and a mobile phone, and take yourself and your wife to Cork for a good time, and stop being so bloody stupid (meant in the nicest kind of way naturally Jacque)


Just do it:

Not Wishing To Dash An Ex-Squaddies Totally Unoriginal Financial Aspirations You Understand, Now That England Is In €urope Anal:


I Feel That Our Fredders May Well Enjoy Playing With This Organ! Wait For It:!

Just recieved the finest PPS I've ever seen, made by a friend here in Berlin, she's got wonderful taste, it's circa 2 MB and with great sounds included, usual address if anybody is at all interested, and if you don't know the E-M :

Tough! your loss not mine