Should Bent & Incompetent British Coppers Be Immediately Given The Old Boot?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 06 December 2005
Yes! 
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Shayman
First of all, I am very happy. I work hard but I live very well. Just this week for instance, I have had 3 superb meals in very good restaurants and will be doing so again tomorrow.
I have no objection to anyone being a layabout as long as the taxpayer does not fund it. Regrettably this is not often the case.
My ethos is simple, if you don't work, you don't eat and you you don't eat you die.
Regards
Mick
In my experience people who declare on internet forums that they are very happy, usually means that they are not. Sarcasm and Cynisism aside (You know me) from what Our Mick has told us about himself, I'd be surprised if he'd ever actually paid a penny piece of tax in his life to HM Inland Revinue? and as a tax payer myself find such blatant arrogant hypocrisy disturbing to put it mildly. Whilst bending the ear of an aerospace engineeer/Lecturer (ESA) this moaning (early hours) I thought to mesen, here's a Geezer who's truly happy, innit
My ethos is if you see an ex SAS man on the streets of London who's trying to legally survive, leave him to it, and move on, cos he'll fail² , and otherwise drag you down
Here's one for Phritzy and Sir Mick Thrust Esq.
http://www.fazed.com/careers/work.html
Define productive!
http://www.fazed.com/careers/work.html
Define productive!
'Just like the good old pea-soupers of the 60's Holmes Old Chap, never mind all that Kyoto mallarky What?"
Burn Baby Burn, When yer Gointa learn?****
N.B. It'll ne interesting tomorrow what Bullshit excuses the 'railways' across the land will come up with, innit !!!
Does Motorway Sanity exist?
Did Our Mick complain to the waiter?
Did Mrs Mick tell him to be quiet?
Will panic fuel buying put prices up?
Should we blame the Germans? (again)
Should Britain drive on the left, and have a Jan-Dec financial year like every other normal �uropean Country?
Burn Baby Burn, When yer Gointa learn?****
N.B. It'll ne interesting tomorrow what Bullshit excuses the 'railways' across the land will come up with, innit !!!
Does Motorway Sanity exist?
Did Our Mick complain to the waiter?
Did Mrs Mick tell him to be quiet?
Will panic fuel buying put prices up?
Should we blame the Germans? (again)
Should Britain drive on the left, and have a Jan-Dec financial year like every other normal �uropean Country?
Well said Luigi, How's your cat old Bean?
Sunday Fritz
NO SPEAKIN DA ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine”, retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”
“Hey coola down , lady”, says the man, “who talkin’ about a sex?”
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”
Sunday Fritz
NO SPEAKIN DA ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine”, retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”
“Hey coola down , lady”, says the man, “who talkin’ about a sex?”
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well said Luigi, How's your cat old Bean?
Sunday Fritz
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
My cats doin' well.
The old one makes me worry when she stops and watch something that only her can see, but considering her 16 years she doin' great.
My hairy love, the best german sheperd of the round globe left me in august.
Now she sleeps under in the ground under the snow near the old peach tree she liked so much.
I've been in the dog pound to bring supplies for the cold winter (old covers, dry food........) and the owner ask me to take a look at dogs in the cages, but i feel i'll never see her big, brown, clever eyes again nowhere!
Ciao Fritz.
quote:I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell “Mississippi”
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
hahahahahahahah
Have had a interview some time ago and the men on the other side of the desk said they don't need english speaking people.
When i left he smiled and said: "Deng iu!".
I think that it's important to realise that because those silly €uropeans haven't switched those ugly old windmills of theirs off, they've made the London smoke even more worserer, Golly! we'll be getting an air-pollution damage claim from the Ukraine next if we're not careful, and then where will we jolly well be I ask you?
Regards, Your Tony.
And I of course replied, smoke gets in your*****
Regards, Your Tony.
And I of course replied, smoke gets in your*****
quote:Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Mick has been stopped for doing 85 on a number of occasions. He got away with it using funny hanshakes etc.
Stoppin em, doesn't stop em, Son !
As you all know as holders of European driving licences, that if you move to another EU land, and stay there for a long period, after 1 year you must change it to that lands licence for insurance reasons (anybody who doesn't do this 'Whatever they may think' is driving illegally, no er, discussions). It makes you wonder then that over the last year or so hundreds of qualified/experienced bus drivers from Eastern Europe have got work in many parts of the UK, employed obviously at far lower rates of pay, hardly speak any English at all at all, and are in charge of thousands of lives to-boot on a daily basis, makes yer wonder really Dunnit? must be Our Micks fair playing field and free market in action, eh?
P.S. As Our Andy will er, confirm nearly 4 million UK drivers hit the roads illegally daily anyway, wether it be no licence, insurance, MOT farce, or all three, etc, etc, so it doesn't really matter I suppose now does it, and they're just the sober & straight ones
P.S. As Our Andy will er, confirm nearly 4 million UK drivers hit the roads illegally daily anyway, wether it be no licence, insurance, MOT farce, or all three, etc, etc, so it doesn't really matter I suppose now does it, and they're just the sober & straight ones
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quote:Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,
re your illegal drivers comment - its not a government priority, tho, is it?
andy c!
Don't Know Our Andy, and I don't care to be honest, not even in the slightest teensy weensy bit Old Son, not a bleedin iota as it appens
£200 for a Mickey Mouse ID card, well cheap Squire! I wonder if that fire would still have occurred though if everybody had one? s'probably them bastard middle lane motorway hoggers that started it, string em up I say!
Nice to see the Post Office openly breaking the Law of the land by not giving out stuff under the new Freedom of Information Farce, innit! Did you know that the Iranian militants in parts of Iraq working actively with Iraqis etc, are also actively putting up rewards for killing British Squaddies (£20,000+) on a daily basis. As Fritz's rants seem improbable to believe or comprehend on a Monday moaning to most 'Media' readers on here, perhaps one should go to their (Iranian) Offices and ask them personally, based in er, London (Surely the Blairs should be infoamed?)
Smoking Dope makes you into a future Tory Leader, so Stop it, NOW
Nice to see the Post Office openly breaking the Law of the land by not giving out stuff under the new Freedom of Information Farce, innit! Did you know that the Iranian militants in parts of Iraq working actively with Iraqis etc, are also actively putting up rewards for killing British Squaddies (£20,000+) on a daily basis. As Fritz's rants seem improbable to believe or comprehend on a Monday moaning to most 'Media' readers on here, perhaps one should go to their (Iranian) Offices and ask them personally, based in er, London (Surely the Blairs should be infoamed?)
Smoking Dope makes you into a future Tory Leader, so Stop it, NOW
quote:Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Mick Parry is on nobody's side. His role is of the jackboot wearer stamping on your head. For ever and ever.
I think it's important to realise that our in-house Wromper Stomper is actually just a passive weekend Binge-Brasso abuser, and nothing more really, Bless his white 'Nylon' socks, innit.
Talking of British Coppers old Boots & Soles:
Trumton Fire Management HQ have just had a flash in from Camberwick Green and Bigley, to assure everybody that the fresh foam is coming, and it's use by date has not run out rendering it useless as reported by somebody who can't say too much at this stage.
Gazza & 5 Bellies are on Standby to piss it out if things do actually get uncontrollable, and Top IFA's are flying in from all over €urope to help poor insurance claiments with their enormous 'estimated' costs for damage & psychological stress caused by where to invest all that unexpected dosh? (Some even from as far as New Zealand
) I didn't know that Doc M's were German?
Just think the 'media' will probably spend 100's of hours on the 26th December reminding all those poor bastards who lost relatives etc that a year has passed since they wrote their notes. $ Millions have seemingly vanished? and the 100's of thousands of folk who actually live in situ on the coasts, are reminded of the fact every single day by just looking at the sea, though not being 'Christian' wouldn't know what the hell Boxing Day was anyway, perhaps the 'media' will re-name it Tsunami Day?
Apparently George Best is still dead !
N.B. For those who'd comment to the above by saying; "Well nobody's forcing you to watch it Fritz are they?" I'll just say wouldn't it be nice if everybody just chucked their tellys in their swimming pools, and see how long it would be before the dirty digger/etc, started cleaning up his/their acts, innit
Apparently George Best is still dead !
N.B. For those who'd comment to the above by saying; "Well nobody's forcing you to watch it Fritz are they?" I'll just say wouldn't it be nice if everybody just chucked their tellys in their swimming pools, and see how long it would be before the dirty digger/etc, started cleaning up his/their acts, innit
Thought yer'd fallen off yer perch again me old cock sparra'.
Did you hear about the poor little sparrow which was exterminated for setting off a domino effect. Everybody say "Ah"!
It was reported that many people had worked for a month setting up 4 million dominoes for a new record attempt. Isn't time such utter bølløcks was removed from the Guiness money-making publishing scheme?
Can't the idiots find something better to do with their time? Like wasting it arguing about the dimensions of their willies on online forums? Or actually attending Prime Ministers Question Time in person?
Brother Nime
Holier than thou.com
(Thursdays strictly by appointment)
Bring your own sandwiches.
Did you hear about the poor little sparrow which was exterminated for setting off a domino effect. Everybody say "Ah"!
It was reported that many people had worked for a month setting up 4 million dominoes for a new record attempt. Isn't time such utter bølløcks was removed from the Guiness money-making publishing scheme?
Can't the idiots find something better to do with their time? Like wasting it arguing about the dimensions of their willies on online forums? Or actually attending Prime Ministers Question Time in person?
Brother Nime
Holier than thou.com
(Thursdays strictly by appointment)
Bring your own sandwiches.
Probably The Finest CD Cover Ever Made In The Whole History Of The Wild As We Know It !!!
Living Room Recordings 2003
Living Room Recordings 2003
quote:Originally posted by andy c:quote:I didn't know that Doc M's were German?
soooo 80's!
Does this mean that 99% of today's British Police/Service footware is not Doc M soled then Our Andy, We should be told John?