Deputy Prime Minister Soon Not To Resign:

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Originally posted by Stephen Tate:
Or simply - a quick blat to cowes for a spot of lunch

And annoy all the real sailors (especially on the way back) in your bloody stink boat

We like to go down to the marina and throw mince pies at the boating crowd every Christmas. They are too pissed and too confused to know whether to be grateful for the attention or not. Gives the gulls some exercise too!

One assumes it's a convertable Marina, though it must be pretty rusty by now I suspect, innit?

P.S. I promote myself, when the need arises John, which is often

2 Jags makes for a good basic shellfish reef I hear too:

Most sailing boats have their engines running with their sails up because most of the time they are pluggin the tides in the solent anyway.
I prefer abit it more civil and do not worry what the tide is doing.

It;s funny when you see so called sea dogs going backwards against the wind and tide, it makes us feel we are going faster especially with a cup of tea and fag in the hand

slippery when wet innit John

Thanks for that Admiral! I've orften wondered how the hell those boats get to fastnet & back so bloody quickly, needles to say you've solved the mystery at last Captain, innit


Goodnight:

P.S. Apparently in Denmark they enjoy drunkenly mincing down to the Sunken Old Marina to shower the sailors with affection & more! Imagine such goings on at Cowes! I don't think so, you'd have the Royal Squadron in a right old T'do and make no mistook:

Phritz

My sister is one of the boating brigade. Her Royal Yacht replica is so large she had to have driving lessons from Cunard before she was allowed to put to sea.

For you, Fritz, I think the war is over.[/QUOTE]

The War against poverty is never over Adam me old Trouper: For some reason I was just reminded of that great old band 'Budgie', and their wizard lead singer Adam Faith, God only knows why? innit:

And all who sail in her too I trust, Nime me old muencher of the porky pies

N.B. I didn't know that Charlie Boy Clarke has compiled a list of books at the HO that we may or may not read, and what about the Lady recently arrested (not causing an obstruction or an affray) for reading out the, er, names of folk killed in Iraq in front of number 10 (I kid you, er, not), innit?

The US ensures free speech in writing

True equality is one pork pie each per fortnight whether they need it or not.

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Originally posted by Nime:
True equality is one pork pie each per fortnight whether they need it or not.

Ariel Sharon may well argue that point

Wouldn't they all?

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Originally posted by Nime:
Wouldn't they all?

I suspect the Millions of non Jewish/religious Israelis may well scoff as many as they could, as would no doubt both of us too, innit

As I'm restless, and cannie sleep, I'm just about to watch 'Strange Days' with Ralph Fiennes etc for the first time plus pilchards & marmite on toast (seperate), it's either that or entertaining the troops on here, though I'm positive (as per always) in thinking that there'll be a few longish commercial breaks for me to curb your boredom me old Danish !

Most perculiar Mama

Had a three week Carribean holiday in the first Ad-Break:

Bon appetit Phritz

(barf)

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Originally posted by Nime:
Bon appetit Phritz

(barf)

Brrp, Cheers, This film is shit, and that was inedible muck, and there wasn't enough of it, ugh; found me an old Michael Caine Spy filum that starts in ten minutes instead, and no adverts, on Luxembourgish telly of all tings:

Goodnight said the nightman, again !

Place your odours now, innit !! Tis either 2 Jags, or Our Mick earning a bit on the side to make things meet at home?

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

N.B.

A pessimist is really an optimist who knows what's actually going on, innit

I must say I'm really most impressed with Rolf Harris's new portrait of Lizbet, a bloody good painting in my view, though I'm sure the Kiwi experts etc, will prove me wrong no doot!

How to Cure a Gossip...

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...walked home....and left it there all night.

Don't ya just love ol' George . . ?

quote:
Originally posted by JeremyD:
if you wish to continue defending the indefensible ...
And Tarquers said:
Sorry to bore the rest of you but

JeremyD

This "indefensible" you say I'm defending - specifically, what is it?

Dont beat about the bush with evasions such as "you know perfectly well", actually state in blunt terms EXACTLY what you mean.

Does this mean the weddings off then Chaps?

Shocked & Stunned, Fritz

I got in some great 'heavy paper' for my printer recently, probably what one would have previously referred to as cartridge! though with top modern machines and some of the briliant sounding kit you other folk own, I expect any old stuff would always look fantastic, wunnit?

My machine's nearly a year old already and no doubt a museum piece, works well though, bloody well in fact, dunnit

N.B.

'The historian looks backward. In the end he also believes backward.' Nietzsche :

Well I never did !

I would never trust a Lab with my private original picture-work, in fact a Sun 'Journo/Snapper' would probably be the only 'real Pro' I'd let anywhere near my stuff, being the epitomy of discretion that they undootedly are, innit

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Jeremy

You do not strike me as a joyous person.

Regards

Mick

Your expertise is obviously boundless Our Mick, innit

Regards


Fritz anti-PSA fair playing field advocate²:

I'm gutted that you haven't mentioned the WTO six day feast yet Phritz.

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Originally posted by Nime:
I'm gutted that you haven't mentioned the WTO six day feast yet Phritz.

You've pipped me to the post once again me old soya sausage, perhaps I should consider leaving F1 altogether, and take up a sport instead?

Young Ding did well I fawt, Gimme Dat Ding anytime John:

quote:

Originally posted by Nime:
Humbug! You just can't find a little match girl to decorate the front doorstep at Christmas these days!

I'm surprised that Adam allows you to discuss things on this thread?

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Originally posted by Don Atkinson:

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writen a 4 side essay on refuse

...in other words, he'd just written a whole load of rubbish....

Cheers

Don

Poor old Mandy! He really does get such a hard time on occassion doesn't he; I'm sure somebody oot there loves Peter really with all their heart, innit?

Being so universally remote must be simply awful !!!

The Things That Proud Parents Say Sometimes, innit ! I bet that brought back some good memories for Mr & Mrs Our Mick


N.B. (Handheld Issue 1147 Naturally)

Having just had the concept of Britain possibly adopting a US style murder charge, instead of the present farce of moider/manslaughter (in respect of the subsequent sentences) these thoughts came to mind! (as they do). Will this mean that any killing of a police officer/soldier will be classed as Murder 1?, will Murder 2, possibly lead to a more lenient sentence than already given today for manslaughter (within sentencing parameters naturally at the Beaks disposal), and will so-called passion-murders, or crimes of passion, be at all, at all, viable to quantify, given the uneven plane that British/English Law already dishes out?

Taking into account already well publicised fears of police/probabtion officers etc, that Mickey Mouse private firms like Grope 4, for example, will continue to just aim at profit (Tax payers money) orientated results, rather than the Law itself being seen to be done, should the accidental murder of certain Sky News Journo's for instance (one female in particular) be assessed as murder 1, crime of passion, or simply rewarded with a Life Peerage and a bit of land & Dosh, for doing the nation a bloody great favour in kind?

I watched Our Tone on E-Parliament TV earlier, most impressive, pity nobody noticed it wunnit, good larf though, and as �1 Billion squid extra for us pinko-scroungers in the real world, luvvly jubbly.

N.B. And No! Nime me old pie chucker, you'll find none of this in PE either, it's all my own original garbage as per usual, innit John


P.S. I can't believe that nobody has started a serious F1 thread on here yet, considering all the latest exciting money, sorry, news in the field, and blood on the tracks.