Deputy Prime Minister Soon Not To Resign:

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
That I wanted to upgrade my system to CDS3, 552 et all - on the way to part exchange my existing kit I decided not to be greedy and that I would settle on a CDX2, but on arriving at the dealers I was told that my kit (which had been in another car - without a roof) had got wet and was completely useless.

What the bloody hell was that all about

Are you sure you weren't snogging with Bennie from ABBA as well? I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes ***** Cute Beard too!

Handling with Water Music !

Gee thanks Carl....

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
Gee thanks Carl....

Now I'm sure you say that to all the boys! but I still think it's impotent for you to understand that everything that I've learnt to date in this field of wet dreaming, and indeed wets as a whole, has been from Our Mick, and his unacanny command of reading every aspect of human nature, innit

I even went out with a Chinese girl once who dreamt she was swimming the channel?

Oh I see...

Neat picture though eh!

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
Oh I see...

Neat picture though eh!

Yes it is quite good actually, it reminded me of Dubya in combat fatigues aboard USS flattop not so long ago claiming victory over Saddam (just to add that George has still never actually visted Iraq personally, and that in 'modern peacetime', it's very rare for a 'Western leader' to wear Military clothing (even if he or she are ex-Military, no jokes about the National Guard please):

Though maybe your dream means that you're gonna get some good new(ish) kit, Fizzer me Old Salt, at a garage or car-boot sale? Don't forget yer brolley Son

Interesting how the good folk of Arnies birthtown of Gräz in Austria are giving him the old silent treatment over his recent lack of compassion:

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Originally posted by Bruce Woodhouse:
Good luck.

A good mate of mine is an aerodynamicist with Renault, he has just been oferred a senior position at another team though.

Bruce

I wonder what his profession is after you've quaffed a few specimin glasses full of yer Missuss's finest Rumanian cooking sherry then Our Bruce? innit

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Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
http://www.themailout.co.uk/stuff/letteroftheyear.pdf

Tony

Tis indeed a cracker Our Tone, though I seriously doubt 'Unfortunately' that if it happenned in the UK (which I'm sure it often does !) the Cops would not admit liability, he'd be perseucuted on another offence asap (We'll get you eventually Mister ! Ring any bells?) and I'm afraid, er, Our Andy although it's obviously not personal Old Son, any answer you care to, er, give, is wrong wrong wrong�, and no! I will not wind my neck in, in advance either John

Anybody care to elabourate on why the 'media' doesn't deem it fit to report into any detail at present how the English police came to fatally shoot a man in his own home yesterday?

Any Guesses?

Should we speculate?

Should we accept all that's thrown at us, and simply be quiet?


Who remembers the Public enquiry into the fatal police shooting of a man 'with a sword' in UK last year caught on camera? No! neither do I cos there wasn't one, and won't be one either! and please do not confuse this commentary with my Sky Marshall approval, that's a different, er, ballgame, er, entirely, and is not a table leg, but a loaf of French bread in broad, er, daylight John

It's not always easy being a member of the public:

Here's a really decent Egg; in my tiny opinion, Prone to speak his mind a touch though! Please feel free to check him out, innit !!!


But Only if you're Man enough that is? and that also applies naturally to Women, International Consultants, and fully qualified registered IFA's as well too of course

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Originally posted by hungryhalibut:

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What the bloody hell was that all about

You need to broaden your interests. Dreaming about hifi is not good!!

Nigel

I think you're right there, and probably dreaming about hifi forums is even more serious?
The Dali Lama recently listed restful sleep as the most luxurious thing in life, and I suspect that without dreams (I mean this most sincerely folks, check that clapometer Rose Dear) we'd all end up as raving loonies in no time at all, at all, innit

So on that note, before I myself hit the old scratcher, and giving Our Mick probably the biggest cue he's gonna get until next year, I'll bid all and sundrie, peasant dreams, and trust that you don't actually wake up in front of your monitor typing & weaving posts into this place of many threads!

Do Halibut's eat cheese then?

Talking of threads, he's been gone a long time hasn't he, maybe his Volvo's exploded in mid air, whils't listening to the Planets very loudly en-route to Lord Hereford's Knob

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Originally posted by Nime:
PHRITZ ADMITS KNOWING THE NAME OF ONLY ONE PIECE OF CLASSICAL MUSIC:TRUE!

A great old Motown set, 'Wally Brain & The Planets'

Goodnight

Has Fredrik ever mentioned Motown?

And heres one for nelson!

"To Nelson"!

Theres only one red port left at home john.

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Originally posted by Nime:
Has Fredrik ever mentioned Motown?

Is this pure Fredders protectionism, as with Our Andy's, self-imposed, er, ask no questions and you'll be, er, allright Son, Mob! or is there actually some relevance to your inquisitiveness Nime, me Old early bird of a Danske jumper-lead?


Some Bloody dream I've just had, I can tell you :

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Originally posted by Stephen Tate:
And heres one for nelson!

"To Nelson"!

Theres only one red port left at home john.

So it'll be Mono then Clive !!!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
is there actually some relevance to your inquisitiveness Nime, me Old early bird of a Danske jumper-lead?

Don't give me ideas Phritz! I could easily nip down there with a nice pair of jump leads if that's your bag. I could bring along some tasty antique electrotherapy devices too! Make my day.

Nime (CET!)