Happy Birthday W.A. Mozart:

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Originally posted by andy c:

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I wonder why when drinking ruins so many people's lives you never hear the politicians calling for a liquor ban. Strange.

'cos i dont normally pee on you whilst having a drink!

spock,

well done...

Course they don't encourage it in the Old Yate's Wine Lodges, buggers up the sawdust, dunnit*

Watering the works,

Fritz*


it's not always easy when you get caught*

Interesting suggestion on the radio that Mozart, like other celebs who could afford the medicine of the time, were killed by the medicine. Mozart and heavy metals has a certain ring to it.

I know he was Austrian, and surely not a racist, but I wonder if he ate Chinese take-aways or not?*


Apparently, he was nearly as clever as Cherie Blair, but I ain't sayin nuffin on that score*

Fritz feeling like he's been hit by a Cuban vacuum cleaner*

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Originally posted by Steve G:

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
Easily said when you are not on the receiving end.

I've been on the receiving end, including when I lived in Asia.

Lots of the local people in Hong Kong complained about poor quality European food in some of the resteraunts (and they were often correct), but it's only racist when they call it gweillo food.

A Brit living in Hong Kong is no more living in Asia than a Brit living in Singapore is, I hope this helps Chaps.

Regards,


Fritz living in Europe*


Personally I'm rather fond of Chinese currys, innit*

Rumour has it that some dastardly group (who can't be named at present in order to protect the innocent) had plotted to kidnap George Galloway, eek! Shocked & Stunned**

Didn't Ming do well!

I know says Dudman (of the Sun) let's think up a ruse to sell some papers and make mega 'mind-set' publicity for Our mate Rupert's empire. Supposedly, (only rumours mind) phone tapping by highly trained & experienced Special Branch officers, 'allegedly', exposed a fat depressed pissed bloke in a pub sayin let's kidnap Blairs kid. This far-reaching Public minded 'Pure mindless Speculation' has totally destroyed in seconds the 'credence' of desperate protesting Fathers for Justice, wishing only to have contact with their children, having failed by all other legal means.


Britain at it's best! and everybody will fall for it, won't they Our Mick*


Can't say too much at this stooge* otherwise I'll probably be arrested by a, er, CSO, or unelected Council waller, who once trained as an assistant park keeper.

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Originally posted by Happy Chick:
Spock

Trout fishing is for pansies with too much time on their hands.

Get a real rod

Very Parry-esque*

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Originally posted by Rasher:
Excuse me, but I occasionally buy The Gaardien(sic) and take offense that as such I must be humourless!!! Yer Haggis eating Scots skirt wearer!!!

What do chips taste like in it, innit?


Regards,


Fritz


I went out with an English bird once!* (1 Smiley)

From experience, I recall that Japanese people prefer to wash their load in a machine full of cold water*

I trust this helps!


Next to International Gun-running, drug dealing, and sex slavery, one would imagine that washing powder is one of the worlds biggest money spinners*

Henkel:

In my local Chinese takeaway, (or sit down), one watches the Geezer or/and his Missus actually cook the stuff from start to finish in the old woks, literally 3 meters away, in front of one. I've seen him prepare home made spling lolls, and other stuff as well, to be cooked later (or sometimes frozen), in fact it can't be so bad, as even the Chief's been known to eat from there, and he's a right fussy old bastard when it comes down to the old nosebag and stuff, innee.


Good sclunching,


Fritz

(between €7-12 for main meals, bit pricey really! and he uses Japanese Soy sauce too, surplisingly enough, as I do too, here in my own drum)* (Great on Weetabix)

P.S. Kärchers are excellent for cleaning boats too, one needs a three phase socket though*

This gentleman was the Guvnor of my local Indian gaff in the late 80's (Station Road, Chadwell Heath), his Tandoori was mind-blowingly good, and I've never had anything near it since, and his vindaloo, well that's a story in itself (probably couldn't manage one now though, without extensive training) teatime methinks, innit.

Fritz von Bombay Totties on yer Bargies*

He was more of your Brubeck man than Mozart, though his little daughter did like WAM*

Possibly London's finest for Non Poseurs*

I have to send to the UK for my vacuum cleaner bags, it's really a problem sometimes, but it's still wise to buy the best I feel, innit*

Fritz,

So Kate's a builder then!** (2 Smileys)

N.B.

Apparently Our Mick's gonna make me an offer of a Brace (6) of fine Naim Coffee mugs, if I make a donation to his favourite charity*

It'll be intersting to see how the, er, powers that be talk their way out of this one, innit?*

I suppose when Kelly gracefully resigns, she'll be able to concentrate on her new 'medicinal only' Hemp farm project for the young*

You know moir*

Talking to mesen as per always*

My Roving Rozza Pal has just mailed me from here § more weeks before he returns to sunny Berlin, I've sent him a weather report too, poor chap*


Our Mick's still on holiday sulking too, I see*

Fritz von too cool for words*

Got to get me a long handled bath-back-brush ammorra, I was wondering what would be best, beaver, badger, or hog hair, or maybe I should just stick to the normal wire wool. I'm totally stuck on what colour to buy as well, has anybody got experience in such matters, and could possibly help me decide?

Might get a new ipod next week too, though I'm not sure which weight to get*

Big fat Chinese restaurant chips with a great 'piquant' curry sauce poured all over them from a plastic cup, on the way home from the local English boozer in the pissing rain.

Kärcher's are great for steam-cleaning ones car engine too, especially in the street over a drain in such environmenatlly friendly lands as Denmark or Germany, innit*

You know it makes sense* (€5000 fine here 'minium' for that one)

I bet these little crackers just love hooking that wiggly worm, innit!*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
My Roving Rozza Pal has just mailed me from here § more weeks before he returns to sunny Berlin, I've sent him a weather report too, poor chap*


Our Mick's still on holiday sulking too, I see*

Fritz von too cool for words*

Got to get me a long handled bath-back-brush ammorra, I was wondering what would be best, beaver, badger, or hog hair, or maybe I should just stick to the normal wire wool. I'm totally stuck on what colour to buy as well, has anybody got experience in such matters, and could possibly help me decide?

Might get a new ipod next week too, though I'm not sure which weight to get*

Real strange that.... I was only yesterday looking for suppliers of such an item. It is unbelievable the mark up in the shops for these. You can pay from £6 upwards in certain shops. Shops buy these in for a pitance. eg: $0.56 each. Rip off innit!

Veronika

The wire wool definately is Ronners*

Bedtime methinks, I can't sit around here chatting to strange women on internet forums all night, I've got my reputation to think of, and goodness only knows what the neighbours would think if they ever found out`*


Fritz,

Over & Out - Cold*

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Originally posted by Happy Chick:

It is unbelievable the mark up in the shops for these. You can pay from £6 upwards in certain shops. Shops buy these in for a pitance. eg: $0.56 each. Rip off innit!

Veronika

It's what makes the world go round Veronika.
The world is full of poor people who thought they could undercut the multinationals. Do you think a designer dress is sold for what a few yards of cloth and a few minutes wages of a teenage, CRP, sewing-machine slave? Does the price of a Rolex match the basic cost of materials and machining?

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Originally posted by Spock:
Roll on Friday and another lovely curry.

Spock

Strange combination! was it possibly a corned beef one with English mustard and tomato John?*

Regrades,

Fritz

After enjoying many hours of serious beaurocratic niceties this moaning, followed by the tax office as a lightener-upperer, I went and did me a bit of theraputic shopping (which I normally hate). Unfortunately for all of you out there waiting with baited breath (maggot eaters) for further update on Fritz's back-brush dillema, I'm afraid the news is bleak, they did have exactly what I was after, but only in blue, and I just could not picture it! it had to be Naim green or nowt, bloody Alpha - Mensch decisive stuff, eh Wot?

I consoled myself with my first ever USB stick (black): aren't they good? I'm most impressed, innit*

Regards,


Fritz happily playing with his new thingy*

N.B. Not too sure if I can accept this new 'No whingeing or moaning' clause in my work contract or not though, I wonder what Our Mick would do?*

The old Pink Salmon Show's looking very smart today, keep up the good work Chaps**

I'm considering having a bespoke back-brush made up to my own specs by a private firm/workshop, and I'm sure it that could work out more reasonably priced, as they'd have far less overheads than a major outlet to contend with, and the quality and life expectancy should theoretically be far superior too I feel, innit*


Fritz taking the self-employed full-tax-dodgeing whingers to task in the real world of free enterprise*


P.S. If I owned an expensive motor that I was inordinately fond of, I wouldn't let a steam-power pressure (Kärcher) machine anywhere bloody near it, 'as recommended by top car manufacturers here', as for one thing it buggers up the paintwork (subsequently its value too), but you know me*

Once again! taking into full consideration that the annual Coppers Bill is £11 Billion Squid, what exactly does 'In the Public interest mean' in the real world of blood & guts in today's England, now that it finally thinks itself as part of €urope, cos it's nearly skint, and wants our dosh now too, innit? (The feeling of many Europeans by the way! including new members) not mentioned in World 'Journo Press' a'la Isle of Dogs, strangely enough*

Are Members Parry, Halyard-Partly, Andy C, and Berlin Fritz, in reality 'like Pluto' just stinky gaseous globes, and not actual Planets, at all, at all?*


America will protect England's Debt interests*
I see unemployment's still going up in UK then, or am I lying?** (2 Not so happy smileys)

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Originally posted by Nime:

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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Whats the Danish for sense of humour failure?

Mike

If you promise to laugh I'll share this with you:

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/danish.htm

If not I might start using it on you!

(You'll have to try your own pronunciations)

BTW: It's "what's" not "whats". (Abbr) "What is"

Hope this helps? *

Meaow! Who's being a scratchy old Alley Puddy Tat tonight then Our Nime! Just briefly peeked at that link, very similar to German innit! and I was very amused at the Berlin sex link, cos many German links have Danish counterparts (or so I hear?), though I'm sure €uro's are more acceptable for business?*

Cheers,

Fritz


Do I go out now and have a swift half, or do I stay in and get bored on here?* (present company excluded naturally)!

You're lucky if you can get out! It's quite wintry here with many roads blocked and lorries all over the place on black ice and snow.

Are there varieties of boredom or fine gradations of boredom? Is there hyper-boredom or ultra-boredom? Neo-boredom? Superbordom? Mini-boredom? Psedo-boredom? Are we bored yet?

(Mike likes a cat fight!) (allegedly)

Our cat has been missing for a week in foul, wintry weather. We fear the worst!

I trust the Chap's a survivor!*

Fritz