Happy Birthday W.A. Mozart:

quote:

Originally posted by garyi:
I did some veg and chickpea curry this evening with some pan fried chicken breast dipped in garam masala, so it burnt a little bit.
Yum.

You'll be speaking English more betterer than the average educated Indian if you keep that up John**

Regards,

Fritz


Lemon Curry with Rolled Dahl*

quote:

Originally posted by nicnaim:

quote:

Originally posted by Nick from Suffolk:
skill time pateience? if you van breathe you can roast coffee.

If you feel insulted, tough.

Nick,

It is difficult to feel insulted by one with such a limited grasp of spelling.

I have pretty thick skin, I just thought your remarks were insulting to everyone who happens not roast their own coffee beans, but if you want to continue to act like a twat, fuck off.

Nic

Looks like this here Coffee Shop ain't big enough for the both of you!***

Regards,

Doc Fritz****** (6 Shooting Smileys)


Andrea's a girls name in Germany* (Nice though)

Me mate Dave's bird fried up some Chook without a pan once, she got well burnt, silly bitch, probably that's why they call it pan fried then, to remind people to use one, innit?*

But does having a superior grasp of spelling, allow one to hold back ones words?

quote:

Originally posted by BigH47:
Burn in?

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Yes - it does and will.

They always did a reasonable steak & Chips I thought (with salad naturally), though the wine lists were atrocious, (couldn't make a decent roach out of them to save yer life) wunnit*

Cabaret Fritz

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
OI!

Gentlemen - outside please.

They're no Gentlemen, they're somebody's Husbands*

Without wishing to deliberately mislead anybody here, my earlier Weetabix comments were not entirely accurate, in fact (50% Gratis), and to put things into some perspective, such goodies are exceptionally difficult to procure in this Toon, as I'm sure you all weren't wondering, innit*

Having also earlier re-discovered my small workshop in the East wing, I stumbled upon (literally) some nice teak, with which I'll make 'eventually' my very own designer back-brush with, and cut out all the greedy middle-men.

I was gonna use Mahogany, but I really can't be arsed messing around with 2 comp marine warnish ever again, innit*

Future-Barf-Party, Fritz***


Unlike Our Tarquers, I can't try to be clever*

quote:

Originally posted by Don Atkinson:
Neat.

6-week burn-in ?

Cheers

Don

Must be about time for the initial oil change, innit?*


Fritz Von Traps (No thingy)*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Must be about time for the initial oil change, innit?*

Wasn't that when they used olive oil?
I know, I know.

I didn't know that John The Baptist was a Jew?


It's not always easy being an ignorant git*


Fritz von Julie Andrews was a von Trapp once too*** Though those Trapp's had a comma thingy unlike elephant traps*

I'm still waiting for an in-depth report on this bottle-neck Whale thingy?**

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Having noted a small but devoted set of Forumettes slavishly following my musings, I wonder if now might be the time to start an official Mike Lacey fanclub?

With an initial membership of, quite literally, some, I am sure that those of us without enough in their lives will find great comfort in mass attempts at wit and failing to notice elephant trap's.

Regards

Mike

I'd much rather you formed an 'original' opinion or point of view, every now and again Old chip*

Degrades,


Fritz**-

I was wondering how things will be next year when Deutsche Post finally bring the Royal Mail into the 21st Century with it's rather more efficient methods and prices? Apparently in the London Borough of Lewisham alone, some 5,000 red rubber bands are dropped and wasted all over the shop by environmentally friendly post-persons! My own hometown Berlin Borough of Charlottenburg-West will be quite tested I feel if the same thing were to happen here, especially as we've been er, twinned for many a long year, with, er, The London Borough of Lewisham, innit*

Well I never did**

Wilson Liked A Fag Of Course Too***

Respect³***

Dear Fritz,

I thought you meant Harold Wilson, but he was a pipe man! So I just wondered for a second and looked!

All the best from Fredrik

It's pizza tonight...

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

I thought you meant Harold Wilson, but he was a pipe man! So I just wondered for a second and looked!

All the best from Fredrik

It's pizza tonight...

Yeah, it's been raining for hours here too Our Fredders, I believe Harold was the youngest man ever to get a double first at Oxford at 21, if my memory serves me collectly?*

Cheers,

Scilly Old Fritz* Explaining nothing²

P,S, Fredders Old Chum, I'm looking forward to a serious night of very loud Wilson Picket memorial stuff later this evening, from my favourite French barman, who at a mere 30 years old has an uncanny knowledge and taste in music I must say, I think I'll quaff the rest of my last bottle of Bud now and wish one adieu, innit*

Once again, Bon Soir (as the Italians say), and I've always been a black coffee with milk man mesen lad**


Oxford fags are not trousers!

Fredders as a final thought for now, I don't know if there are any decent bookshops in Hereford or not, but I really must reccommend to you 'The Kapillan Of Malta', as you're on a little Monseurat trip at present If I recall! You see, like many Graduates I've met, feigning intelligence is Oh so very easy, with just a decent well excercised memory (doesn't have to be photographic). As Our Bruce will know! as well as fresh wallnut consumption, prevention of senile dementia/Alheimers is easily contolled by regular brain excercise (as well as as much possible physical work too, which in very elderly folk can easily be reached with just three or four 15 minute walks a week (no rocket science there then).

I am generalising of course, but in the main it is true I feel (and know)*


Regards,


Fritz

Ever been to New Zealand? they're a right load of priveleged depressive old sods too* (Smiley)
Those of European extraction naturally!!!

Bed at last:

Dear Fritz,

Hay-on -Wye is only just up the road, and is the second-hand bookshop capitol of the world, so I think a wonder over will be in order...

And hit the hay is my next move! Fred

Happy wanderings*

I am struggling to be moderately nice on the smoking ban thread at the moment, but I really hope I may have cooled it off just enough.

Sometimes I do wonder if there are not bigger fish to fry... Lordy...

Fred

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
I am struggling to be moderately nice on the smoking ban thread at the moment, but I really hope I may have cooled it off just enough.

Sometimes I do wonder if there are not bigger fish to fry... Lordy...

Fred

Freddy baby you need to learn to partition your issues. In with anger out with love as they say. That's over there, this is here.

But let's be frank here. Bigger fish to fry than whether you should be able to give somebody else smelly clothes, sore eyes and nose, cancer? I think not.

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
250 Years, and he knows twinkle, innit*

He's doing good for the age.
Still play wonderful in my room.
And he din't get a pound in copyrights.

Didn't they find a couple of his works being used as chip paper?
The finder tore them in half along the fold and then sold them seperately to make a better price.
Sort of: "Having your chips and eating them"?

Don't remember.
Anyway...........let's go sex, drugs and classic music.

In any particular order?

May i have sex first.
Women here are sweet like a rusty wheelbarrow.