Happy Birthday W.A. Mozart:

There's a serious cold front coming in from the East, innit*

Shabby Stalinist Trick By George ***

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Shame about the Great Wilson Picket, though I don't imagine anybody on here's ever even heard of him, though Our Mick was a True Union man once if I recall, just like Old Gobshite 2 Jags!**

And I thought there were Music fans on this forum*

Stunned, but not shocked*

Fritz

A Northern Territory farm hand, radios back to his boss, the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and Is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out". The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in he head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on." "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.. "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch.....................You there boss?"

Aaah, innit Nice*

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Nime

How unexpected a pleasure to see you grace another of my threads with more of your insight.

With very best wishes.

Membership number 00001 is, of course, reserved for you.

Even more Parryesquer than earlier Parryesque postings, innit!


Fritz

Enjoying it all**

Personally! I would have begun that sentence with 'What an unexpected pleasure***Blah Blah' but you know me!*

Guess which plonker just brought a packet of Mach 3 Gillette razors, thinking that there were 10 in the packet, only to find 6, and best of all don't fit my bleedin razor handle, cos it's a, er, G3 thingy, and all for a Wopping �9,99.

I'm now gonna knock up a mega Chilli Con Carne to cheer mesen up, got in some great fresh beef (fuck the chances of madness)***and some naughty Catalunyan Plonk 2001 (wery dry), at a decent �3,50 a Gallon.

Regards,

Jamie* Brrp:

Talking of prize plonkers, I just met the Chief in the supermarket too, looking better for wear. He's just managed to wash his new USB stick in his jeans pockets, and all is still working amazingly enough, even after a 60�C tumble jobby*

Mind you! Wadd'yer expect from a Naim owner?***

The M25 didn't exist when I lived in London, how I wish I too could have benefitted from the obvious advantages today's motorists clearly enjoy, innit*

This is not a circular**

Fritz

My Mother was telling me earlier on the phone, that her close friend, and known to me since childhood, Auntie Joan, from Brighton (A truer Cockney & Coppers wife/widow was there none, & in her early 70's), has just returned from visiting one of her her daughters in New Zealand, and mentioned that they went miles out to sea for bloody hours Whale watching, and just managed to see the back of a tiddler, and now there's one basking in the bleedin Thames right in front of everybody, she's a real whinger my Auntie Joan, probably indirectly related to the Parry's, I shouldn't be at all surprised, innit?**

Regards,


Frtiz*** & -

You Gotta Larf Ain'tcha!!!*

I bet they're well pissed orf daan Billingsgate, lettin the bugger go like that, innit*

Please excuse my ignorance here, but is not an American Lottery win of say $100,000,000 (in the US) 'immediately' taxed at 50%, before one can even start playing with it investment-wise?*

Beggin yer Umble,

Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Actually, I view you as more of a number 2.

Well bleedin insultin; I must say John*

Do you reckon they will team up like two old dogs, who have had a proper scrap, then become firm lifelong friends? I knew a terrier (called Spot), and spaniel (called something too non-PC to mention even in the Padded Cell!), who spent almost a year working up to the most viscious fight. After that they teamed up and went rabbit hunting every so often till they both got too old for it any more.

Not taking sides here! Fredrik

Going by the old dogs I've known in the past Fredders Old Chap, I'd say they have far too much sense to do anything other, but 'people'! well that's another ball game entirely, they have ego's, innit*


Parallel Lines Fritz*

matthewr
wtf?pwndBBQlololzz Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,306

More people studying economics = less people as confused about supply and demand as Steven

Taken from today's Pink Salmon Show:


Well said Our Matt, wise-words of Wisdom once again from your corner, innit.

Regards,

Impressed Fritz**


Course governments vote themselves in you know?*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Please excuse my ignorance here, but is not an American Lottery win of say $100,000,000 (in the US) 'immediately' taxed at 50%, before one can even start playing with it investment-wise?*

Beggin yer Umble,

Fritz*

The most expensive Medical Insurance on Earth is, er, American** I hope this helps?

Fritz,

U ever post at the other place, then?

Or is U just a lurker?

Andy.c.von theyhavemydnaandhave haditforyears sowhatsthebig deal, innit

quote:

Originally posted by Nime:
I think Jamie has scolled everything off the screen and can no longer communicate with the outside world.

Of course many would wish that it was Fritz instead? But unfortunately not this time around, issit! As 95% of the world uses wood to cook pots of chicken or whatever on daily, I suppose that it must be pretty good for constant simmering, and where it's at really, innit? though charcoal does actually get hotter I feel, especially in expensive European restaurants. I got some lovely flat marble recently; that's excellent for putting my Calor Gas camping stove on, with Wok-ring to-boot, works a treat, and cleaning is a dream.

Fritz,

Bullshitting for €urope***


P.S. My Chilli turned out magic, almost as good as in Norf London so it is, though 10 times cheaper unfortunately, so not for poseurs*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

U ever post at the other place, then?

Or is U just a lurker?

Andy.c.von theyhavemydnaandhave haditforyears sowhatsthebig deal, innit

I'm afraid I can't say too much at this stage Our Andy, for both intel-security reasons, and to protect the innocent obviously! I'm sure you've been trained to do the same in times of emergency as well? and will appreciate the difficult position I find myself in, in directly answering your question in plain Queens English, but will venture to suggest that to trust anybody with one's private data is tantamount to gross stupidity, and that the Data protection act, only protects itself ultimately, and nothing else, innit John*

I hope this helps?

Tis not always easy being a whale in Canvey island John**

DNA Fritz (working to protect itself)***

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
As 95% of the world uses wood to cook pots of chicken or whatever on daily, I suppose that it must be pretty good for constant simmering.

Fritz,

Bullshitting for €urope

Woodburning stoves make damn poor cookers. We had one once (a Jøtel) and will never again. It was a desperate attempt to overcome a lack of mains gas. (off the map to the left) So we bought an electric cooker and have regretted it ever since.

According to my latest stats, Nime, me old Stovie, after the US, Denmark has the world's second most expensive medical insurance, innit*

I hope this helps John*

Fritz

Bloody good service it is too! Except for dentists and opticians. I could fly over, get my eyes tested, have a pair of titanium bifocals made up and fly home again cheaper than I can get them anywhere over here. Swedish dentists are much cheaper too, I hear. But geographically remote from chez rural Denmark.

They do instant blood tests for practically everything, cardiograms and what have you in the doctors surgeries. Even in a village surgery they have at least 6 doctors and several nurses in a combined practice. And you never see a tie or suit amongst them! All polo-necks and shaking hands as you come in, isn't it?

Hope this helps?

Exactly what I'm used to as well Squire, and that's just in the pubs. Talking of which, I'm now orf to get a prescription or two sorted right this minute, Cheers*


Fritz

A fine session was had! and the Lady I've invited home will no doubt agree, if she understood a tiny word of the repetive crap that has occured in-between my last post, innit?

Goodnight,

Fritz*

3 Years today, Thank The chief***

N.B. Do we seriously believe that a Scottish born man who performed brilliantly & defiantly (irrespective of what one may think of him) in front of a Mickey Mouse Yankee Bullshit 'Iraq' Senate, so-called-Committee', that would normally wreck the nerves of the finest Political 'elected MP' (from where'ever, as well as the 'unelected' A.Campbell Fucking Gobshite himself t'be honest') Star, is concerned about 'Rubbish Gutter Isle of Dogs Crap Reporting' about his latest 'Ruse' to involve Londoners in real Politics?

I think not somehow, innit***

Yeah*

So? You're not the only one behaving like a three-year-old?

So! Do mega American Lottery winners get immediately taxed at 50%, or don't they?

That is a question,

Innit.

The $50,000,000 left would surely buy a reasonable second-hand Naim, set-up I feel**

quote:

Originally posted by Nime:
It would offer a wooden performance too with its flexible neck.

But can it's neck be wound in as well as Our Andy's? Personally I don't attach anything whatso'ever to my computer that's not needed! Would you connect such a light to an empty port on your Naim amp for instance? (I think not)*

Regards,

Fritz

Might make reasonable back-brush though with a few adjustments*