Viagra causes deafness

Posted by: ewemon on 19 October 2007

Saw this on another Forum and thought you lads may get some fun out of it.

Apparently the FDA in the States have come out and stated that Viagra and other Impotency drugs may cause you to go deaf.

Not hard to figure when someone is screamin "OH GOD, YES, YES, YES" in your ear!!!!!!
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by BigH47
Pardon?
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by Tony Lockhart
I only use it so I don't roll out of bed during the night.

Tony
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by ewemon
You notice it was all Senior Members who posted on this thread. No wonder we are called "Senior Members". My wife keeps telling me mine isn't a senior member it works just as good as a 20 year old's. How she knows I don't know and hate to ask.
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by Stephen B
Guys,

Impotency is no laughing matter.

In fact I wrote a book on the problem many years ago - turned out to be a huge flop.
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by ewemon
Be upstanding lads, be upstanding.
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by Beano
A couple of one liners.

Does this run in your family?

I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.

Are you cold?

Maybe it looks better in natural light.

Let's just stick with your hand.

Who circumcised you?

Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?

How long do you plan to be 'almost there'?

So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!



Beano
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by garyi
'Is it in yet?'

'Tell me when you are finished'

etc etc
Posted on: 19 October 2007 by Howlinhounddog
It looks like a willie but smaller...much much smaller. Winker
Posted on: 20 October 2007 by ewemon
Did you hear the one about the truckload of Viagra that was stolen recently. Police are looking for some hardened criminals
Posted on: 20 October 2007 by ewemon
Here's another joke for you. Don't take Viagra and iron supplements together as you will end up spinning round and pointing North.
Posted on: 20 October 2007 by Chillkram
Now I know why they call you 'Justin'.
Posted on: 20 October 2007 by Whizzkid
Boys,


The brand name Viagra is no longer allowed you now have to use its pharmaseutical name.......


MYCOXAFLOPPIN



Dean..
Posted on: 20 October 2007 by ewemon
quote:
Originally posted by Whizzkid:
Boys,


The brand name Viagra is no longer allowed you now have to use its pharmaseutical name.......


MYCOXAFLOPPIN



Dean..


Very good Dean Smile Smile Smile
Posted on: 21 October 2007 by davie1967
quote:
Originally posted by munch:
There is a very good film ,Love Honour And Obey.
That has a very funny bit in it about Viagra.
Munch

Is that the one with Ray Winstone about gangsters? dressed as Arabs? lmfao if it is