For Tarquin - The good wife's guide

Posted by: seagull on 15 February 2006

The following are extracts from Housekeeping Monthly 1955 found by Mrs S. in a parish magazine she picked up in the pub where we had a very pleasant Valentine's Day meal.

Posted on: 22 February 2006 by Martin Payne
Me? Obey Him?: The Obedient Wife and God's Way of Happiness and Blessing in the Home (Paperback)

Liberated Through Submission (Paperback)

The Surrendered Wife : A Practical Guide to Finding Intimacy, Passion, and Peace with Your Man (Paperback)

cheers, Martin
Posted on: 23 February 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Women are better at multitasking. If you deny this fact (as one would the holocaust*) you aren't exactly playing to the feminists' gallery at all.

*For the purposes of political expediency if nothing, and I mean nothing, else.


My experience is women appear to multi-task better than men but after awile they need to have a good cry and 2 bars of chocolate to get over it.
Posted on: 24 February 2006 by Chris Kelly
I don't begrudge teir multi-tasking but i do envy their multi-orgasming!
Posted on: 24 February 2006 by Chris Kelly
Their not teir!
Posted on: 24 February 2006 by erik scothron
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Excellent. These books should be taught in schools! Big Grin
Posted on: 25 February 2006 by Exiled Highlander
Well, I emailed the original of this to my girlfriend and she came up with her own version for 2006....I think I'll pass on the 1955 version!


The following are extracts from Housekeeping Monthly 2006

ï‚· Have yourself ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious surprise ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are horny when they come home and the prospect of a good fuck is part of the warm welcome needed.

ï‚· Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, quick glass of wine, take your knickers of and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people and is ready to let you take over.

ï‚· Be a little bold and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. No fantasy is too much.

ï‚· Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house and the bedroom just before your husband arrives making sure there is no sign of the tradesmen you entertained in the afternoon.

ï‚· Prepare the children. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part., but to be safe put them up for adoption!

ï‚· Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile, a low cleavage and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

ï‚· Listen to him. He may have a dozen important things to tell you so the moment of his arrival tie him up, gag him and let him know it is not his time.

ï‚· Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes first. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need of a woman in which to relax. But if he does come first then punish him.

ï‚· Arrange his pillow and blindfold him. Speak in a low and sexual voice. Tell him what you are about to do to him.

ï‚· Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity.

ï‚· Remember, you are the master and as such, whatever he says doesn't matter. You are in control and he knows it. He has no right to question you, and he will do whatever is your will.

A good wife always knows her place and that place is on top.

i think she was joking....wasn't she?

Cheers

Jim
Posted on: 26 February 2006 by garyi
We used this extract when we got married.

Seriously.