Plonker of the year award

So many!

Creep swot:

Sneering toff:

Donald Trump and Ruper Murdoch-worshipping dolt. I pity the Scots:

Syrup-sporting plutocrat turd and bully:

Attention-seeking talent vacuum:

No description needed:

Simply not knowing when you're onto a good thing:

Biggest plonkers of the lot:

For gargling mouthwash last night that turned out to be shampoo I vote for myself

Given the premise of the original post, I don't see how anyone can top this trio...the kid must have learned fiscal management from them.

Can a gun user enlighten me? Isn't she closing the wrong eye to sight a gun?

Don, slightly sunny downtown York

Spot on Don, you get the award for "top gun" ace

or maybe she's just cross eyed !!

Right handed but with dominant left eye is not that unusual...

Chaps

For sending in never ending snide swipes at anyone who does something and yet does nothing himself about anything. In other words being yer typical key board warrio who just loves to criticise.

For lowering the tone of the Naim forum by sending in drivel that would insult the intelligence of a 6 year old. - Be honest the opening thread was total junk.

For just being generally an unpleasant person.

I nominate Kevin W.

Pot, kettle, black etc etc.

Thanks for that Parry.

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

Mista

You enjoy criticising others but you sure as hell don't like taking it.

Parry - you are so brazen!

As someone who's been on this forum for more than ten years, I've (and many other veterans too, I'll wager) witnessed you pointlessly putting people down many times, only for you to get all huffy when someone gives it back. 

Perhaps you'd like to give everyone an early Xmas present by announcing your retirement from this forum. Again.

If you were ever to meet me mick i think you would find me to be quite a laid back sort of person. if someone has a go at me as is often the case its very rare i get worked up,i just let most things go over my head and move on. Even the other half rules the roost 95% of the time.

Reason i started the thread was because i found the guy to be a total  Donkey in the way he ran his life and just wondering if more idiots like him existed.

Have a good Christmas

Mista H

+1 Mick - well said

You won't catch me throwing snide remarks at entrepreneurs, CEO, managing directors, executives, non-executives, undermanagers, overmanagers, politicians, councillors, bureaucrats, freemasons, expensive masons, chief town planners, deputy chief town planners, panellists off the X-factor, panellist not even on the X-factor, quango chairmen, quango chairwomen, the Romans, Roman, members of the conservative party, Nick Griffen or his mates, Gryphon, that bloke at number 37 who plays very loud music featuring Zen Doggy Cat or some such, wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters except tractor boys, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, BBC Three, Nick Clegg, Captain Clegg. Doctor Syn, Chinese restaurants - why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants? No matter how much they deserve it, I just won't stoop that low

I feel it is up to poster like you and I and Kevin, Big H, Mista H and Winky, as like minded people, to keep the tone up (even though my amp has no tone controls) ... we all need to stick together in these dark, unforgiving times of woe and misery. 

Have a great Christmas .. Mick and keep on posting ....  

At the risk of adding fuel to the fire, I have to ask--

What's the difference between a plonker and a wanker?

I guess the first in an undergraduate ... the other one  has a Masters.

This poor fellow must qualify for some kind of award in this category....

http://www.odditycentral.com/f...s-half-his-face.html

Peter