Errors of Judgement

Posted by: tonym on 05 August 2013

''The Bomb will never go off, I speak as an expert in explosives."

- - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."

-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

-- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." 
-- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


"I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." 
-- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what is it good for?" 
-- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, 
commenting on the microchip.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."

-- Bill Gates, 1981

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. 
The device is inherently of no value to us" 
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message 
sent to nobody in particular?"

-- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s. 

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea 
must be feasible"

-- A  Yale  University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing 
reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper" 
-- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out"

-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible" 
-- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples 
that said you can't do this"  
- - Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.

"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy" 
-- Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." 
- - Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics,  Yale   University , 1929.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value" 
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole  Superieure de Guerre  , France .

"Everything that can be invented has been invented"

-- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899. 

"The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over 
Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required." 
-- Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University

"I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. 
It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself." 
-- the head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox.

 

"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,"
-- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen  Victoria  1873.

And last but not least...

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
-- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

 

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Steve J

Great list Tony.

 

You obviously have a lot of time on your hands at the moment. Doesn't Mags have some jobs for you or did you earn enough brownie points by showing willing in reducing your box count? 

 

ATB

 

Steve

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W

Ha! Great list, although hindsight is a wonderful thing.

 

I like this, from "Lord" Alan Sugar in 2004:

 

"Next Christmas, the iPod will be dead, gone, finished, kaput";

 

and this infamous quote from Microsoft CEO Steve "Sweaty" Ballmer in 2007, the day after Jobs unveiled the first iPhone:

 

"There is no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance."

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by JamieWednesday
On the other hand: "The C5 is a new power in personal transport" Sir Clive Sinclair
Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Reginald Halliday

"Perfect sound forever" (Philips 1983)

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Quad 33

No Return To Boom & Bust. Gordon Brown (September 2008).

 

Graham.

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Reginald Halliday:

"Perfect sound forever" (Philips 1983)

Is that a judgement, or just a marketing message?

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W

I can think of four catastrophic errors of judgement from the past 30 years:

 

1. Privatisation of utilities and the railways;

2. De-mutualisation of building societies;

3. De-regulation of the banking system;

4. The selling-off of social housing stock without replenishing it.

 

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Agricola

"Silent surface record."  Printed on early LP sleeves by EMI in 1952.

 

"Unbreakable microgroove recording." Advertising the fact that locked grooves would be a thing of the past with Decca LPs, also about 1952.

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Quad 33
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:

I can think of four catastrophic errors of judgement from the past 30 years:

 

1. Privatisation of utilities and the railways;

2. De-mutualisation of building societies;

3. De-regulation of the banking system;

4. The selling-off of social housing stock without replenishing it.

 

+1 Well said! G.

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Agricola:

"Unbreakable microgroove recording." Advertising the fact that locked grooves would be a thing of the past with Decca LPs, also about 1952.

 

ATB from George

Doesn't that advertising actually refer to the fact that LPs were made of vinyl George, rather than the brittle shellac from which 78s were made?

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Tony2011

"Let's go and invade Poland"

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Tony2011:

"Let's go and invade Poland"

Prior to that, there was this, Chamberlain and his piece of paper:

 

 

 

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Tony2011

That's the problem! The Brits will give the benefit of a doubt. But once you mess with us, you'd better have a bloody good excuse not to get your butt badly kicked! Take note Spain!

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Reginald Halliday

“Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.” -– Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.

 

“There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.” — Albert Einstein, 1932

 

 

“The cinema is little more than a fad. It’s canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage.” -– Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916

 

A biggie:

“The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty – a fad.” — The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford’s lawyer, Horace Rackham, not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903

 

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Agricola
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:
Originally Posted by Agricola:

"Unbreakable microgroove recording." Advertising the fact that locked grooves would be a thing of the past with Decca LPs, also about 1952.

 

ATB from George

Doesn't that advertising actually refer to the fact that LPs were made of vinyl George, rather than the brittle shellac from which 78s were made?

 

Reply from Agricola:

 

Yes, and also pretending that locked groove would be a thing of the past. EMI's gambit about "silent surface" comes from the same change. Vinyl is not a medium that brings silent surfaces or unbreakable grooves. The marketing men can be relied for consistency at least.

 

In reality the broken groove was more likely on LPs than 78s. The 78 record is actually much tougher against groove damage than the LP, though the surface noise on LPs tends to be variable rather than a steady hiss, like tape hiss, if the records are played on good equipment.

 

ATB from George

 

ATB from George

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Noogle

"We also do cut-glass sherry decanters complete with six glasses on a silver-plated tray that your butler can serve you drinks on, all for £4.95.  People say, "How can you sell this for such a low price?", I say, "because it's total crap.""

 

Gerald Ratner

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Kevin-W

 

 

 

 

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Arfur Oddsocks
Originally Posted by Kevin-W:

I can think of four catastrophic errors of judgement from the past 30 years:

 

1. Privatisation of utilities and the railways;

2. De-mutualisation of building societies;

3. De-regulation of the banking system;

4. The selling-off of social housing stock without replenishing it.

 

 

The root cause of most of the current problems we face

Although the social housing stock was really given away in truth.

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by Arfur Oddsocks

Posted on: 05 August 2013 by RaceTripper
Originally Posted by tonym:

...


"640K ought to be enough for anybody."

-- Bill Gates, 1981

...

 

Bill Gates never said this. That claim has been debunked long ago.

Posted on: 06 August 2013 by tonym

I suspect there's a few more that might not be entirely accurate!

 

Anyway, they're fun - 

 

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
                -- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864.

 

"You soldiers will be home before the leaves fall from the trees" - Kaiser Wilheim II.

Posted on: 06 August 2013 by BigH47
Originally Posted by tonym:

I suspect there's a few more that might not be entirely accurate!

 

Anyway, they're fun - 

Like:-   I spy with my little eye something beginning with A......  King Harold.

Posted on: 06 August 2013 by Bruce Woodhouse
Originally Posted by Arfur Oddsocks:

 

Didn't one of Lennon/McCartney get a school report along the lines of 'this lad will never acheive anything unless he stops fiddling with his guitar'? Maybe apocryphal.

 

Bruce

Posted on: 06 August 2013 by BigH47
Originally Posted by BigH47:
Originally Posted by tonym:

I suspect there's a few more that might not be entirely accurate!

 

Anyway, they're fun - 

Like:-   I spy with my little eye something beginning with A......  King Harold. 

 

I like AMLofR BTW....or is it a comment on the cover picture?

I

Posted on: 06 August 2013 by rodwsmith
Originally Posted by Bruce Woodhouse:
Didn't one of Lennon/McCartney get a school report along the lines of 'this lad will never acheive anything unless he stops fiddling with his guitar'? Maybe apocryphal.

 

Bruce

 

In the British Museum (if I recall correctly) there is one of Paul McCartney's school exercise books open at a page with the lyrics of "Yesterday" and underneath in red is written "2/10 - see me"