How crap is your area?

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 09 November 2013



I'm "Second homes" etc.
Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Kevin-W

I'm "Bankers, Hipsters, Riots", which just about sums it up really.

 

I love London, it's the best place in the world. It is however suffering from an acute housing crisis which means that it is in danger of being homogenised. The rather unprepossessing area of South London where I reside is becoming like a mini-Notting Hill, full of hedge fund managers, bankers and the like. Worse still, it is overrun with estate agents. Nobody else, except those with rich parents, can afford to move in. Buying is no longer an option for most, which wouldn't be a problem if rents weren't so sky high and just as unaffordable.

 

People are being forced further and further out, so commuting times increase (and fares become ever higher). None of this is good for people's quality of life.

 

I'm sure this will make me unpopular with "Kirsty & Phil", estate agents, speculators, buy-to-let landlords and other leeches but there needs to be a massive property crash here in the capital or the city will die.

 

 

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by hungryhalibut

I'm in Ports, but fifty feet from Old People.

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Steve J

Bankers, hipsters and riots for me. I think Golf Courses would have been more appropriate for where I live in Hertfordshire as there are about 20 courses within a 10 mile radius.

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Quad 33

Geoffrey Boycott for me. Recently voted the 4th best place to live in the world!!!!

 

Graham.

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Yorkshire is where my heart is. Leyburn and some winter tyres would be perfect.
Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Steve J

Cider is where my heart is. A nice drop of rough with a top. I will probably retire back down there eventually. 

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Don't keep delaying!
Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Chris Dolan

Cider today - Morrissey tomorrow

Posted on: 09 November 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Sweet chocolate Jesus:




Posted on: 10 November 2013 by mista h
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:


I'm "Second homes" etc.

Have just ordered a copy on Amazon,about 6 quid inc P &  P

Mista h

Posted on: 14 November 2013 by Kevin-W
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
Sweet chocolate Jesus:




Places like this (just on the borders of South Ken/Chelsea) have always been pricey. What is now stupid and unsustainable are the prices being asked - and, one must presume, paid - for studio flats in Tooting or two-up-two-downs in Walthamstow.

Posted on: 14 November 2013 by rodwsmith

I think I prefer the map of where I live:

 

 

I just get out of being old and annoying. 

Posted on: 14 November 2013 by rodwsmith

This one might be more accurate, but I'd have to be the exception to prove the rule (I hope):

 

Posted on: 14 November 2013 by sheffieldgraham
Originally Posted by Quad 33:

Geoffrey Boycott for me. Recently voted the 4th best place to live in the world!!!!

 

Graham.

You're selling us short. It was voted 3rd.

Posted on: 14 November 2013 by fatcat
Originally Posted by sheffieldgraham:
Originally Posted by Quad 33:

Geoffrey Boycott for me. Recently voted the 4th best place to live in the world!!!!

 

Graham.

You're selling us short. It was voted 3rd.

Now the, now then.

 

I suspect somebody fixed that.

Posted on: 15 November 2013 by robert-

It's complicated.

Posted on: 15 November 2013 by J.N.

Nice one Tony. Thanks.

 

'Not Normal' here. I'm very happy with that. The average Naimee for sure. It's a compliment folks. Wear that badge of honour with pride.

 

John.

 

 

Posted on: 15 November 2013 by joerand

 

 How crap? I guess that depends on how much you like rain.

Posted on: 15 November 2013 by Briz Vegas

 I must like my area as it's the basis for my forum persona tag name thingy.  When I come to describe it I realise that we are trashing it, but there are ok bits as well.

 

in my local area we have:

- the great koala massacre.  We are just waiting for a new regional plan that will hasten our attempts to remove all remaining habitat. The program to teach koalas to eat kitchen scraps and fend of dogs and cars with karate has not been very successful.  We also have dugongs, sharks, turtles and dolphins just down the road.  Last night on my walk home I counted 20 magpies on the footpath outside a single house. Despite being breeding ( ie swooping ) season I had to practically shoosh this family off the footpath.  In the morning our park is full of pink galahs ( large pink parrot things).

- bogans.  Hey some of them are really nice people, just like all sub cultures, I'm just not into what most of them seem to value.  Bogans are a minority however, our local demographic is oldies/ families/ boaties ( in equal numbers)

- cafe culture - 20 years ago there was nothing to do in Brisbane if you just wanted to hang out.  Now we have coffee to combine with warm/ hot sunny weather.  Yes, in some places it's pretentious, but sometimes it's nice to aspire to something snooty.  A bit of arty farty is ok if you can still laugh at yourself.

- summer storms.  We had 3 this morning and it's only 8.30 am.  On a hot day they rumble around and bring that expectation of relief from the heat.  Hail and storm damage is the cost on occasion, but it's nice to be reminded that we are but a small part of nature.

- traffic.  I was in the UK a few years ago.  Brisbane is pretty much the same, only our roads are a bit wider so you can pull over.  We now get traffic jams in town on the weekend.  In a city of 1 million in a region of 3 million this is an achievement

- multiculturalism.  yes it's everywhere. We have a lot of Asian folk here.  My area is a bit Anglo in origin but out parks that once filled with Greek and Italian families now have to compete with islander families.  At this point in time we seem to be playing real nice together.  We go into a cold panic at the sight of a boat of refugees unfortunately.  We don't get that many, but it was a key election issue last year. 

- Tony Abbott and Campbell Newman.  Conservative politics rule in Australia right now.  I don't like most conservative politicians.  I think the economy should serve society, not the other way around.  The current mantra is " we are open for business".  We have about the best performing economy on the planet and we are still battening down the hatches and selling the environment as fast as we can. The name I would like to see more of in the headlines is Labor's Penny Wong, and not just because she is female, lesbian, Asian, and intelligent.  I think she could be our next PM, once the other guys have spent two terms trashing the joint.

 

I'll let someone else have a rant now.  Sorry I didn't do a map.  I'm on an iPad And I haven't installed an app for that.

 

other somewhat unique things in Brisbane

- go between bridge - named after the band

-  Citycats - great way to see the city

- ........and finally, hifi stores.  We still have about 5 or 6 across in the city and about 3 decent record stores.