If only Dyson made tonearms...

They'd be over-designed, plasticky and made in China?

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There must be a way to do a minimalist vacuum cleaner.  This is not it:

If only Dyson made tonearms...

.... they'd probably really suck

This is the ultimate suction tonearm;

This one definitely sucks!

Dysons used to be brilliant, now they are over-complex tat.

If you want a good, easy to use vacuum, you need a Sebo. Great German engineering, from a country that understands the benefits of making things.