Grateful Dead conspiracy unmasked!

Blimey. I didn't know it was all the Dead's fault. You learn something new every day.

But I like the idea of "egregious deparavity". Where do I sign up?

Wow. Talk about conspiracy theories. 

Or depravity Kevin.  Count me in too.

Indeed. But deparativity is even kinkier

I've just been reading that site, it's gotta be an Onion-style pisstake, surely? No way can it be real!?

I cracked up at the byline :

Dr Stephenson Billings is an award-winning Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector...

All Carefully Capitalized.

As usual I'm having trouble deciding, is this website (harddawn) serious or are they seriously funny?

Knowing the USA it seems more than possible that both things are or could be true.

Maybe even the GD conspiracy is also true.

As real as linking schizophrenic insurgency to homosexual illuminati (in one sentence) can be.

With the aid of our old friend Dr Google, I have managed to discover that, as suspected, Mr Billings is not real. "He" also writes for another parody site, Christwire. Nobody knows his real identity. I reckon it's Peter Cook, who never really died, just went to the States and reinvented himself as a godbothering loon. Whoever it is, he (or she) is very, very good. I doff my cap. Respect.

Yes, the "...Dead have risen and all of America is now at grave risk.".  

I find the existence of that website and everything that is represents disturbing... although I'm sure there are probably far worse.

It's gotta be a spoof...

ok.... just read some of the other headlines, and yes... the stuff is way too far out there not to be a spoof.

I think my favourite was "Sodomy on demand laws may be coming to your hometown".

My initial read was just that it was gonzo extreme right wing stuff... I'll go with spoof. Lets me get back in my happy place and out of my what in the hell is wrong with people place.