Chord Hugo improves sexual performance

Posted by: hungryhalibut on 22 June 2014

It's amazing, what a difference. Just pop a Hugo under your pillow and your rumpy pumpy will be transformed. I've also tried it in my Sebo vacuum, and can now pick up huge rocks that previously remained on the carpet.

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by GraemeH
Originally Posted by Hungryhalibut:

... I've also tried it in my Sebo vacuum...

Swiftly followed by an embarrassing trip to a&e?

 

G

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by Simon-in-Suffolk

Hugo Mojo.. yeah baby !

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by hungryhalibut

'it' being the Hugo of course......

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by Jude2012
I heard that performance goes up if it's used with the Cialis BNC to RCA lead.  Of course this is only an opinion, I have no acces to BMJ peer reviewed articles  :-))))
Posted on: 22 June 2014 by hungryhalibut

Fancy moving this to the padded cell - Richard, you are a spoilsport!

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by Redmires

I tried it in 3D. I don't know what all the fuss is about.

 

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by GraemeH

We really enjoyed that film.  Nice understated performances, including the late, great, Richard Griffiths.

 

G

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by Kevin-W

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by hungryhalibut

OMG, Hugo is taking over the world. I've just remembered that I have a Hugo Boss cashmere winter coat. Yikes.

Posted on: 22 June 2014 by Tony Lockhart
Posted on: 23 June 2014 by trickydickie

It makes sense that the Hugo will improve sexual performance for one fundamental reason.

 

It runs on batteries.

 

 

Posted on: 23 June 2014 by trickydickie

Hugo appears to be a Nordic name and Denmark has a dedicated name day for Hugo.

 

It's 1 April!

 

 

Posted on: 23 June 2014 by Hook
Originally Posted by trickydickie:

Hugo appears to be a Nordic name and Denmark has a dedicated name day for Hugo.

 

It's 1 April!

 

 

 

Czech?  No, that was the Yugo.  

Posted on: 23 June 2014 by trickydickie
Originally Posted by Hook:
Originally Posted by trickydickie:

Hugo appears to be a Nordic name and Denmark has a dedicated name day for Hugo.

 

It's 1 April!

 

 

 

Czech?  No, that was the Yugo.  

Hook

 

I think you may be on to something here.  According to "The Secret Files of Hugo and Victoria" Hugo did in fact drive a Yugo.

 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Secr...-ebook/dp/B007GZX4D2

 

Posted on: 26 June 2014 by Jasonf
Originally Posted by trickydickie:

Hugo appears to be a Nordic name and Denmark has a dedicated name day for Hugo.

 

It's 1 April!

 

 

Or this Chap, the French romantic novelist?

 

 

There does seem to be quite a bit of romance in the air.

 

Jason.

Posted on: 26 June 2014 by joerand

Just imagine the prowess of Chord Hugo combined with the stiffness of NACA5 

Posted on: 30 June 2014 by Jasonf
Now I know why its called the 'Hugo'.
 
Jason.
 
Originally Posted by Jasonf:
Originally Posted by trickydickie:

Hugo appears to be a Nordic name and Denmark has a dedicated name day for Hugo.

 

It's 1 April!

 

 

Or this Chap, the French romantic novelist?

 

 

There does seem to be quite a bit of romance in the air.

 

Jason.