Take A Number
Posted by: JRHardee on 04 October 2015
A lot of similar responses to similar questions get posted here. A list of stock responses, referred to by number, would save a lot of typing:
#1 That topic has been covered pretty often. You should do a search. Why didn't you do a search?
#2 You should get a home demonstration of that expensive box before you spend that much money.
#3 Chill already. Buy some music. Enjoy what you just bought instead of hankering after the next upgrade.
#4 The 72 is better than everything this side of a 552.
#5 The 282 trounces the 252.
#6 The 252 trounces the 282.
#7 I thought I was going to die alone and unloved until I got a DR for my _______.
#8 The Naim _____ is miles better than the Linn _____.
#9 Remasters are the droppings of Satan.
#10 These jokes are awful, just awful! I've half a mind to read something else!
You get the idea. Feel free to contribute.