Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

If he had said that he had sex with young maidens in 1000 cars i would have been impressed.

BUT

Yeeeeuchhhhh

David

Glad he prefers car to bicycles! I don't own a car!

ATB from George

Exhausting.

He needs a good torquing-to.

Warming up the car takes on a whole new meaning...

ROLLING STONES LYRICS

BRAND NEW CAR
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

I got a brand new car
And I like to drive real hard
I got a brand new car
And I'm feeling good so far

Take her on the highway for a little spin
I want to see the kind of shape she's in
And I got a brand new star
Jack her up baby, go on, open the hood
I want to check if her oil smells good
Mmmm...smells like caviar

Give her some stick
Push her too far
Right to the brink

Hear the motor running
Yeah, she's right in sink
Tell me if she's thirsty
Would she like a drink
And I'm stopping at this bar

Slinky like a panther
You can hear her purr
Touch her on the seat
Go on, feel the fur
And I got a brand new star

Feel the juice
Foot to the floor
Take some abuse

I got a brand new car
And I drive her in the dark
And I got a brand new car
I think I'll stop and park

The cars he mentioned don't have a back door.

So obviously he does it the traditional way.

If it were a Norton Comando, I'd call it balls in a rat trap, but with a car?

Were are the adequate orifices?

ATB from George [who is turned off by cars in a big way, but could get excited non-sexually by a great bicycle].

I bet he feels a right DIP STICK.