What would happen if all the people claiming to be Jesus met each other?

Posted by: Consciousmess on 17 September 2016

Just finished 'End of the World Cult' on YouTube and one commentor posed this exact question - I wonder the same thing!

Posted on: 17 September 2016 by sheffieldgraham
Consciousmess posted:

Just finished 'End of the World Cult' on YouTube and one commentor posed this exact question - I wonder the same thing!

They'd probably say they came from parallel universes.

Posted on: 17 September 2016 by GraemeH

I think I've nailed this one...They'd all be cross?

G

Posted on: 17 September 2016 by Don Atkinson
GraemeH posted:

I think I've nailed this one...They'd all be cross?

G

Oh Jesus !.....................

Posted on: 17 September 2016 by Don Atkinson

Christ Almighty !

 

Posted on: 17 September 2016 by joerand

I'd probably defer to the one with the halo over his head. Barring that I'd look for the one with the best beard or maybe the most sacred bleeding heart.

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by dayjay

Gosh I haven't been on DPReview for years.  Are they still more obsessed with the next camera body specifications than in using the one that they have?

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by hafler3o

Dunno but I doubt they'd need catering at the sermon.

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by Romi

Go with the one who has got a good Jewish agent!

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by Clemenza

They'd hang out in Vegas with the guys claiming to be Elvis.

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by Kevin-W

They'd almost certainly annihilate each other in an orgy of self-righteousness and religiosity in an attempt to outdo each other in their piety. The one who didn't get involved and looked on sadly would probably be the real Jesus.

Posted on: 18 September 2016 by Frenchnaim

You mean we're going to have a reunion soon?

Posted on: 19 September 2016 by ChrisSU
Frenchnaim posted:

You mean we're going to have a reunion soon?

Yes, and you're all welcome. Just bring your own cross and some nails.

Posted on: 19 September 2016 by sjbabbey

Well if a Christ and an AntiChrist got too close there'd be an Almighty bang!

I'll get my coat.

Posted on: 19 September 2016 by joerand

Men claiming to be Jesus greatly outnumber primigravida women claiming to be virgins, but that's probably another topic.

Posted on: 19 September 2016 by GraemeH

What if they all turn up on bikes?

G

Posted on: 20 September 2016 by Eloise

They'd call for the men in white coats...?

Posted on: 21 September 2016 by nigelb

It'd be an unholy mess.

Posted on: 21 September 2016 by Consciousmess

It's like Bertrand Russell said...

What's more likely, that a man could be born from a virgin or a Jewish minx could tell a lie?

Posted on: 23 September 2016 by wenger2015

All sounds a bit fishy....well 2 to be exact.. 

Posted on: 24 September 2016 by TOBYJUG

They would form a boy band on The X Factor and then " nail it ".

Posted on: 25 September 2016 by naim_nymph

"None of them are the Messiah, they're all very very naughty boys!..."

"NOW GO AWAY!"

Posted on: 26 September 2016 by PeterJ

Surely, if they all claim to be Jesus then they must all be the same person.