What would happen if all the people claiming to be Jesus met each other?
Posted by: Consciousmess on 17 September 2016
Just finished 'End of the World Cult' on YouTube and one commentor posed this exact question - I wonder the same thing!
Consciousmess posted:Just finished 'End of the World Cult' on YouTube and one commentor posed this exact question - I wonder the same thing!
They'd probably say they came from parallel universes.
I think I've nailed this one...They'd all be cross?
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GraemeH posted:I think I've nailed this one...They'd all be cross?
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Oh Jesus !.....................
Christ Almighty !
I'd probably defer to the one with the halo over his head. Barring that I'd look for the one with the best beard or maybe the most sacred bleeding heart.
Gosh I haven't been on DPReview for years. Are they still more obsessed with the next camera body specifications than in using the one that they have?
Dunno but I doubt they'd need catering at the sermon.
Go with the one who has got a good Jewish agent!
They'd hang out in Vegas with the guys claiming to be Elvis.
They'd almost certainly annihilate each other in an orgy of self-righteousness and religiosity in an attempt to outdo each other in their piety. The one who didn't get involved and looked on sadly would probably be the real Jesus.
You mean we're going to have a reunion soon?
Frenchnaim posted:You mean we're going to have a reunion soon?
Yes, and you're all welcome. Just bring your own cross and some nails.
Well if a Christ and an AntiChrist got too close there'd be an Almighty bang!
I'll get my coat.
Men claiming to be Jesus greatly outnumber primigravida women claiming to be virgins, but that's probably another topic.
What if they all turn up on bikes?
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They'd call for the men in white coats...?
It'd be an unholy mess.
It's like Bertrand Russell said...
What's more likely, that a man could be born from a virgin or a Jewish minx could tell a lie?
All sounds a bit fishy....well 2 to be exact..
They would form a boy band on The X Factor and then " nail it ".
"None of them are the Messiah, they're all very very naughty boys!..."
"NOW GO AWAY!"
Surely, if they all claim to be Jesus then they must all be the same person.