Arm the teachers!

If teachers are going to be armed, will librarians have to use silencers?

Wait till you see the students facing them!

Minh Nguyen posted:

Gonna need John McClane, too I think.

Minh Nguyen posted:

Who's the philosophy teacher?

cat345 posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

Who's the philosophy teacher?

Arnie: he's got the biggest gun. 

Returning to the serious side of this thread, well done to Dick's Sporting Goods for the voluntary action they've taken in restricting sales of assault rifles, magazines. They must be taking a commercial hit but hopefully the gesture will be rewarded by their customers for doing what looks like the socially responsible thing.     Hope the Republicans are taking note.

You can never have too much dakkkka!

You

Huge posted:

You can never have too much dakkkka!

You've raised the bar. Simply superb.

Dakka is Ork slang for rapid fire capability (and Multilaser Masturbation) and an onomatopoeia for the sound of automatic guns shooting. You need moar of it.

Minh Nguyen posted:

You

Huge posted:

You can never have too much dakkkka!

You've raised the bar. Simply superb.

Dakka is Ork slang for rapid fire capability (and Multilaser Masturbation) and an onomatopoeia for the sound of automatic guns shooting. You need moar of it.

I know, as a hobby I write RPGs.

Huge posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

You

Huge posted:

You can never have too much dakkkka!

You've raised the bar. Simply superb.

Dakka is Ork slang for rapid fire capability (and Multilaser Masturbation) and an onomatopoeia for the sound of automatic guns shooting. You need moar of it.

I know, as a hobby I write RPGs.

Would you so kind to send me a sample of your work? I have all day to read complete nonsense. 

I've already sent a teaser!

Huge posted:

I've already sent a teaser!

Dakkkka?!

Minh Nguyen posted:

Huge posted:

I've already sent a teaser!

Dakkkka?!

I sent the advert for the "Flight of Serpents" game to your yahoo address.

More to follow tomorrow.

Huge posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

Huge posted:

I've already sent a teaser!

Dakkkka?!

I sent the advert for the "Flight of Serpents" game to your yahoo address.

More to follow tomorrow.

I haven't received anything yet: did you send it by snail mail?

Minh Nguyen posted:

I haven't received anything yet: did you send it by snail mail?

Seems like the virtual snails are back again.

(Old Unimail joke:  Unisnail is so slow because all the mail is delivered by one electronic snail that does the rounds between the desks!)

The only thing I can think of is that my <Reply To> is different from my sending address (because I use an e-mail redirector); by default some ISPs wrongly reject all this mail as SPAM without even putting it in the recipients SPAM folder.  I know my mail is working because other people can receive and reply to my mails (and I can do a bounce-back test OK).

I have another e-mail account I can use, but I never monitor its inbox (it just collects garbage).

Huge posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

I haven't received anything yet: did you send it by snail mail?

Seems like the virtual snails are back again.

(Old Unimail joke:  Unisnail is so slow because all the mail is delivered by one electronic snail that does the rounds between the desks!)

The only thing I can think of is that my <Reply To> is different from my sending address (because I use an e-mail redirector); by default some ISPs wrongly reject all this mail as SPAM without even putting it in the recipients SPAM folder.  I know my mail is working because other people can receive and reply to my mails (and I can do a bounce-back test OK).

I have another e-mail account I can use, but I never monitor its inbox (it just collects garbage).

Thank you for your continued persistence. I've checked my spam folder and it only contains ham and eggs. Perhaps I could suggest that you post your email address on my wall and then I will bounce my email address back to you (before deleting it from my wall).

I thought a unisnail was akin to a cyclops with one eye?

Minh Nguyen posted:

I've checked my spam folder and it only contains ham and eggs.

No vikings?

Eloise posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

I've checked my spam folder and it only contains ham and eggs.

No vikings?

I'm rarely eat spam but my favourite is spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam served by a lobster cooked by a fine blonde strapping lad.

Minh Nguyen posted:

Eloise posted:

Minh Nguyen posted:

I've checked my spam folder and it only contains ham and eggs.

No vikings?

I'm rarely eat spam but my favourite is spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam served by a lobster cooked by a fine blonde strapping lad.

How does a cooked lobster serve spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam?

Answer:   warm.

I would consider the answer to be cold when reference is drawn to cooked lobster which is dead so it's ability to effectively serve spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam is severely impaired.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:  A lobster (dead).

(I've just had another go at sending an e-mail to you, lets hope the Gmail snail can get under the wire!)

Huge posted:

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:  A lobster (dead).

(I've just had another go at sending an e-mail to you, lets hope the Gmail snail can get under the wire!)

Very clever indeed.