Pizzas Must Shrink
Posted by: Florestan on 13 October 2018
Finally! I was worried that the UK government was running out of targets to ban or ordinary people to suppress in its quest to control everything and everyone. They have redeemed themselves though by going after pizzas now.
Never mind the big issues like the economy or security of the nation, it seems many (too many) across western nations seem to agree that this is a governments soul purpose. Parents no longer have to be parents because the government knows best?
Actually, the real reason pizzas have too many calories is because of the brilliant decision to first ban knives. Without any other option, kids now had to eat the whole pizza because their right to cut the pizza was taken away.
When governments get involved in the lives and homes of people you just know that failure on every level is assured. Agree or disagree?
In order to help ensure that the government never runs out of things to control and screw up for everyone, what should the next targets be? I say remote controls have gotten off too easy. All new TV's should be forced to have the knobs and controls on the panel again so we have to get up to change anything.