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This morning my wife set off to take our 10 month old little boy to nursery. She’d managed to get about 300 yards when a moron in a Range Rover ran into the back of a Corsa. She called me in near hysterics to tell me that she was being attacked...

I wish more of you put your sistems on your profiles. Thats all I've got to say. Thank you

TV programmes recently on the holocaust & the Nuremberg war crime trials make me wonder how the people of Germany could have been so brainwashed not to see the horror of what was going on in their own country, and even supporting it. Now sadly it seems that history is repeating itself, this time with the British tabloid press drumming up racial hatred and demonising decent Muslims within our own communities. And I see people on buses and trains reading this stuff!! They might even believe...

The doorbell rang this evening and so I answered the door (as I usually do in such circumstances). As I gazed upon the two serenely smiling individuals standing there I recognised a familiar situation and my heart sank a little. I was either going to...

It's weird when the second bottle of vino has been opened and a post you have just partaken in just disappears into the ether.Oh to have such powerSJB

Has anybody used this? It struck me that rather than offering extra protection it could perhaps be opening another door for hackers.What does the team think?

I took my seven year old son to MPH06 and he had a brilliant time.Clarkson and Captain Slow were there and told loads of jokes about the Hampster. Tiff Needell joined them to present and the show was very enjoyable, a bit like 'Top Gear' in show...

Since I have been on this site,I have read many references to WAF(wife approval factor)Since we live in enlightened times(supposedly) I suggest the phrase BAF(boyfriend approval factor)for those of us of a non-heterosexual persuasion. Or am I the...

Probably best not to forget this, innit*Goodnight:

Nigel Kneale has passed away. More hear

hello girls. what's the best (=safe & cheapest) option to get a small Napsc from the UK to Germany? 30 pounds sounds a bit excessive doesn't it?

Some silly sod wanted girls to post pictures here today. Told him that he was a winker. Was he moderated away?But can't we lose the American gun lover who's just appeared as well?Graham

To Bohemian Rhapsody:-Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his headHad lime pickle now he's dead.Naan, dinner's just begunBut now I'm gonna throw it all away.Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cryIf I'm not back from the loo by this time...

Scumbags. You'd think it would guarantee safety just to stay out of jurisdictions which legislatively permit flagrant abuses of human rights such as torture or imprisonment without trial.But no, you don't even have to be within their jurisdictions to...

Oh it's true, it's true You heard it here first!

I've moved from Office 2000 to Office XP as I had a copy that I never got around to installing before, and now I have a slight irritation with my address book when sending an email. I open a new mail message and click To: in the normal way to get the...

I'm listening to "Easy Walker" by the Larry Fuller Trio. Good band, with Ray Brown and Jeff Hamilton. What bugs the sh*t out of me on this record and many others - those f*%kin' engineers insist on panning the drums all over the stereo field. The...

I though this might be of interest.Paul Messenger amd Martin Colloms have apparantly started a new Hi-Fi magazine. They say they are sick of writing for the existing mags where their hands are tied.The web site is hificritic, although it is apparently...

Today I've heard on the radio lots of people phoning in starting with:"Yeah, no..."What does that mean then?I also have a client who ponders a lot and starts with "What I think I mean is...."I'm dying to say that if she doesn't know what she means,...

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So I want my own nuclear bomb.Because nuclear bombs don't kill people; people kill people.

I have been reading science fiction for the last decade and a half and have found myself preferring far-future settings (thousands of years hence rather than hundreds) - the best of which, so far, have been Iain M Banks Culture novels (and the...

ChapsBoth Mrs Mick and I run Honda Civics. Hers is a recent purchase whereas mine is now 6 years old.I was planning on selling mine and keeping hers and also buying a sportier model for her everyday use.We had a visit from Merlin of PFM fame last week...

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