Padded Cell
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At a lively meeting of not Our Mat's Journo wallers down the Vigilante & Paedophile Pub in lower Edmonton early wednesday this new proposal was first put on the penny plate. "Chaps ! we need some new blood in our headlines, so let's make up some really scary stuff this time to get them punters going, innit." Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, but I think they're working on cyclists, and pedestrians to-boot next (Pensioners (over 85) will get a 25% reduction) 'can't say fairer than...
Black boxes fitted to every car? Millions of pounds worth of satellite technology to implement the apparently forthcoming 'pay per mile' malarkey?Why not just scrap vehicle excise licences and put the duty on petrol? That sounds pretty fair to...
Can't wait till I get a job, so I can enjoy such luxury as well, innit.Fritz Von Sod all that sunbathing and swimming melarky
After a bit of blue sky thinking over the weekend I realised that there maybe a need to transport between 6 and say 12 coworkers around Europe and prehaps further afield with the minimum of fuss. Now after reading a short piece in the FT and doing a...
Well that has made my weekend!! Real class from the beeb. Almost worth the licence fee on its own. Mind you, 2 bottles of Duvel may have helped!Tony
I wish it would sometimes, innit
Went to see it today. It's absolutely superb. Quite the best superhero movie I've ever seen.
Sorry to hear about the redundancy.
Marvellous invention
Hi folks.Got a PC which has a network card and is sitting in a colo on a fixed IP address. The colo facility records bandwidth consumed - both inbound and outbound.Their records show a moderate, constant traffic inbound, and normal outbound traffic....
I think we should be told ! Fritz Von When Our Mat and his 'Journo' chums get realeased from the cells later after last nights 'Tired & Emotional' rantins down York Way, cos they thought they were still at Ascot and contniued being ladies wiv ats, will they possibly consider the shabby state of English Cricket at the MOJO, and pull a few overs ?
Listening to the footy this arvo and as we all know a big croud makes a sporting event come fully alive and brings out the best in what we in OZ call the barrackers. Here's one been doing the round for centuries. On your team finally getting a...
... but would you let him babysit your child ?Discuss.
I wonder if Our Mick has been drinking out in that Midday Sun again ?Fritz Von It would certainly explain a lot, innit
Don't forget, y'all!
Anyone else have to "suffer" this latest serving from Micheal Flatley last night in the NIA Birmingham?Howard
I mean someone must know where Fritz came from?He just "appeared" one day, but how on earth did he find his way here? I mean unless your insane or one of us, how do get to a forum where a load of nutters, who think money is issued by the bank of...
The Chief and I both live in a very beautiful part of this great City (namely Charlottenburg) who's palace from Queen Charlotte on our doorsteps will very very soon be exactly 300 years old. The streets are full at present of cafe's & restaurants filling the pavements with tables and happy people, tourists, & kids running about in every daylight hour screaming and playing, various music loud & quiet coming from a multiude of different nationality inhabited windows, with young swallows...
I was browsing through the CDs in a charity shop.(as you do) The usual garbage was quickly despatched to the "uninteresting" pile. Then boredom took hold and I started to check the home recorded CD-Rs for some reason. There are always loads of these...
I am looking into a GPS system to run on my bike.I started by looking at TomTom with a fairly basic HP from PC World, then did some googling and now find myself bewildered.I have a copy of AutoRoute 2000 (with supports GPS). I hope this can be...
I recently sold an item on eBay, received the payment and dispatched the item. I have not had any complaints, so I assume the item arrived okay, however I have not had any feedback. That kind of irks me, since it's a little impolite. Is there anything...
I've never been able to get it back in the tube.
This topic has proved to be a hot topic with some users here.The US has just announced that the October 2005 deadline for all new passports to contain digital data has been slipped by a year.Read all about it at The Register and at the US Embassy web...