Padded Cell
GreetingsMy network administrator is a tough chap.I downloaded iTunes for my work desktop thinking a bit of music during thinking time would help to encourage the grey matter to move things along a bit.NetMan is telling me I mustn't install it because...
Yes, America has hit a new low, and it's all on video, there'll be lawyers, cops, psychologists, etc, etc, good teachers as opposed to inadequate one's comments that one of the officers was herself black (so that's allright then) time will tell, watch...
Adam;My 'Graham's hydra' thread has disappeared.Why so?John.
I have to commend you sir.There was a time (not to long ago) the forum was a wee bit to @#$% up for me to enjoy.(IMHO)The decision to put you,"In Charge",was brilliant.Keep up the good work...Did want to put a clock on that fuse thread. Thought you...
I noticed last Thursday evening I had no sound on my set top box for Channel 4. The picture was fine. Tried the terrestial channel 4 and that was fine. I'd assumed it was a problem with my Sony receiver.I rang my local Sony dealer to advise him of the...
Earlier I got one of those new messages where an electronic voice reads out a text message that has been sent to your home phone number.What fun could be had by sending one to the Chancellor of Cambridge University pretending to be Stephen Hawkings,...
Well guys, I'm approaching 50, and according to recent news I should start taking aspirin to prevent a heart attack or stroke.I exercise regularly, cycle, walk, swim (exept when I'm not feeling well due to colds), I eat wholemeal bread, oats for...
A loss of truely great actor. R.I.P.Howard
Having made the decision to make a substantial upgrade to my system with the purchase of the aforementioned optical recording device, my trials have been concluded and my findings are undernoted.System clarity is fine (although I have been led to...
Just checked out my profile and I can add a member to my buddy list for Private Messaging.Adaaaaaaam ?
They should be banned from all supermarkets & outlets immediately innit
I found this article in the current issue of Private Eye rather interesting !Doing The Rounds"The only purpose in using the private sector is if there are blockages in the system, and we need to go outside in order to get work done that can't be done...
Maybe the kids could show them the arts of survival ?Fritz Von Temper tantrums on the Padded Cell Forum are punishable by a good kickin
The Four CatsFour men were bragging about how smart their cats are.The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the thirdman was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee.To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,"T-square,...
It was her what dun it..... allegedly.
Britain's largest ciculation rag by far is the sensational sizzling sun, which has literally minutes ago announced that it will support Labour for the turd time in the forthcoming general erection. Alisdair Crowley, sorry darl9ings, I mean Campbell ex...
There is a problem here. Why is Howard allowed to get away with his back-door rascism?
I need to buy a new laptop and am considering Apple because (a) I like them (b) windows crashes a lot (c) it takes ages to boot up PCs and (d)other people who know about these things tell me Apple is better. I could add that the choice of PC laptops...
It looks as if any possibility of the RC Church being updated to relate to the world has just gone up the chimney.I would suggest that will increase the gulf between the world's religions and increase the likelihood of further world conflict. It...
Anyone out there a spider expert? Saw one on my fence this morning which looked a bit exotic for rural Somerset! At first it just looked like a golden coloured leaf/star-fish, very flat, no body as such. What gave it away though were its eyes, in the...
I'm going to Chicago next week because I've not been there before, and therefore don't know the jazz/blues haunts to go to and where to get the best pizza. Recommendations appreciated.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...”Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet"."Si, Luis,...
Without being emotional it does seem strange that in this year of AD 2005 these factors kill more people than any other, innit.Fritz Von Takes the biscuit really dunnit ? P.S. A black African Pope would be interesting, note he hasn't been chosen yet...
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